Reality Tea

Heather Dubrow's face during cancergate

There is so much to cover in this episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County. The drama was as fast-paced as a NASCAR race and just as laden with fiery crashes. It was hard to know where to look with all the insults speeding past. I think Heather Dubrow‘s wide-eyed, defied the effects of Botox, shocked face said it best. You know something’s big when it supersedes the glamour of a 22,000 square-foot house with its own luggage room, and a lunch menu that features “sparkle cauliflower!” (That sounds like something from the Gretchen Christine Bootay Collection). 

Before all the hate comes love-ish. Vicki Gunvalson is getting into the business-side of filling love tanks and renting out her backyard for weddings, specifically the wedding of Tamra Judge‘s son Ryan. It also emerges that Vicki and Tamra attend the same church. Tamra is in chapter 2 of Bible For Dummies and is therefore ready to be baptized at the big church party. Dunking your head in a vat of wine does not count as accepting Jesus, Tamra.

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Nina Parker, formerly of TMZ and the Insider, is at the helm of this season’s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion. She can’t do any worse than hosts of the past, can she? In my opinion, she did a good job wrangling Stevie J., Joseline Hernandez, Mimi Faust, Rasheeda and Kirk Frost and crew, but we’ve got another hour next week to draw final conclusions! Off that bat, she begins last night’s first installment by introducing the major players. Thankfully the extras are “holding it down on the couches,” although there are several minor characters missing at this point. 

In the finale episode, Stevie takes off to Los Angeles without his bride, but he and Joseline explain that they are “working through things” and happy. Stevie feels proud and healthy due to his sobriety and Joseline doesn’t see the need to accommodate him by curbing her intake…as she states, she’s not going to court. Joseline then turns on her co-stars, saying that if they are nice, she’ll be nice, if they act a fool, well…Nina highlights Joseline’s journey after her last reunion antics from reconciling with Stevie to NOT apologizing to Mimi. Joseline tells Nina that she was in the wrong for wiling out the last time they were in this situation, but everyone was ganging up on her. As for apologizing to Mimi, Joseline doesn’t think her husband’s ex needs to hold her breath. Stevie feels badly for pushing Joseline’s buttons when it came to her working without him, and Karlie Redd expresses her surprise at the bouquet that met the side of her face. Joseline instructs her to speak more loudly like when she bleeps bleep. Geez. Ariane challenges Karlie’s loyalty, and the two have a war of words. Oddly enough, the Karlie and Joseline agree that they could be friends going forward. 

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The Ashley Madison leak fallout continues on.   It’s not just Josh Duggar, government officials, and random civilian husbands getting busted for having accounts with the cheater website.  Now it has filtered on down to the Bravolebrities.  Real Housewives of New York star Kristen Taekman’s husband Josh Taekman is the latest person to be outed for having an account and making multiple payments to the site. 

Earlier today when the news broke, Josh vehemently denied that the account was his own.  When the Daily Mail ran the story, showing proof that Josh had over 60 transactions with the affair site, he told them someone else had to be using his information.  Josh told them, “I don’t understand. There’s not a shot in hell that I’m a subscriber. I have no knowledge of that this is the first I’ve ever heard of it. This is crazy. I saw it on the TV the other day about the security breach and we were laughing about it. It is what it is but somebody is definitely fraudulently using my name and number.”

Kelly Osbourne

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Kara Keough & husband Kyle Bosworth

Kara Keough and her husband Kyle Bosworth are about to be first-time parents! 

Kara, who spent her adolescence on Real Housewives Of Orange County thanks to her mom Jeana Keough, retired from reality TV to attend UCLA and settle into a fame-free life. She married her NFL linebacker husband Kyle in 2014 and now works as a Marketing Manager. 

Kyle and Kara announced they are expecting via instagram in an adorable video (which is below) and confirmed they are having a baby girl by sharing photos of baby-sized UCLA Bruins cheerleading gear and some hot pink Converse sneakers. 

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dont be tardy brielle car

Y’all, I’m torn. On one hand, I enjoy watching a show on Bravo that doesn’t revolve around incessant bickering and pettiness, but on the other hand…that chef, the language, Kim Zolciak Biermann’s new face that she’s denying! What’s up with all of that? Don’t Be Tardy is certainly mindless entertainment, but I feel like it’s also killing my brain cells…but what reality show isn’t these days? 🙂

Last night’s installment begins with Kroy and the obnoxious chef playing pool as Gloria the assistant brings downstairs the overly excited tiny pups with their red rockets glaring in Kim’s face. As Kim complains about the puppies x-rated doggie parts, one creature pees on Brielle’s bum and everyone gets into an overly ridiculous conversation about how many sacs hold the testicles in both canines and men. Kim has felt the balls and sacs with her pooches and her husband. That’s a tad too much information for this blogger!

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Carole and The Real Baby DogCarole Radziwill had a birthday this weekend and she celebrated with a a Buddhist monk, a trip to the Hamptons, and then onto Pennsylvania for a meet and greet with fans at a car dealership. 

Along for the ride was Carole’s boyfriend Adam, and some friends – but curiously none of her Real Housewives Of New York co-stars! 

Above, Carole celebrated with her dog, Baby. “caroleradziwill: Puppy love. Hot mess. Summer is not over. @adamkenworthy” 

Photos of Carole’s birthday weekend are below.

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Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra wedding

Finally… Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell are married. It has been a long, troubled road for these two. But after placing daughter Carly for adoption on 16 & Pregnant, lying around, eating pizza, and making plans on Teen Mom, Tyler calling off the wedding on Couples Therapy, and welcoming daughter Novalee on Teen Mom OG, they’re officially husband and wife.

Catelynn and Tyler exchanged vows on Saturday in Charlevoix, Michigan.

Guests included Tyler and Catelynn‘s adoption counselor Dawn Baker, Carly and her parents Brandon and Teresa Davis, and Teen Mom co-stars Maci Bookout with boyfriend Taylor McKinney, Amber Portwood with fiance Matt Baier, and Kailyn Lowry with military benefits husband Javi Marroquin.

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