Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).
Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.
It may shock all of you to know this but Faith Stowers, the woman Jax allegedly cheated with, is a major famewhore who’s been an ‘extra’ on Pump Rules for years and has been trying, desperately, to elevate her status. Enter (literally) a drunk Jax, who has no self control.
Stassi teases that we’ve only just begun the long, harrowing descent into the madness of this latest Jax drama. According to former SUR server, the “story goes way further than that. The whole Jax-Faith-Brittany saga is intense.”
I don’t blame Andy Cohen for pushing for a hookup between Shep Roseand Stassi Schroederwhile they were both guests in the Bravo clubhouse during the last Watch What Happens Live episode. They’re both Bravolebrities. They have a good amount of mutual friends. They are both very open about how much they want to be in a relationship.
Shep even has his own Southern Charm spin-off show called Relationshepwhich documents his quest for a love interest, so it makes sense that Andy brought up his love life during the interview. Probably no one is surprised by this prediction, but it does not look like Shep found “the one,” since he admitted to hooking up with Summer House cast member Jaclyn Shuman pretty recently.
Last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules. SIX LONG SEASONS I will have been recapping this show, and six long seasons I will have loved every minute of it. Well, OK, not every minute, but a lot of minutes. Last night did not disappoint on this rollercoaster to hell and back. Complete with costumes! But still can the writers over there get a new story besides cheating?!
At SUR, Tom Sandovalis still slinging drinks while dreaming of a less sloppy future. A Tomtastic future with sexy TVs and pot-tinis. Yes, you heard that right: pot-tinis, as in marijuana-laced mixed drinks. That sounds like a YouTube horror story about what teens are getting into to these days.
Lisa Vanderpump is moving forward with Tom-Tom, a restaurant centered around the Toms, and for the low introductory price of $100,000 dollars, paid in installments of $9.99 per month (for life) – taxes and fees apply – the real life Toms can become 10% partners in this glorious venture. One might think old (I used that word intentionally) Tom 1 would be grateful. Instead he is besieged with angst!
Vanderpump Rules co-stars Lala Kent and James Kennedy party at Rehab in Vegas. James and Lala spent their Memorial Weekend in Las Vegas with co-stars Faith Stowers, Jesse Montana and others. James and Lala posed together – along with James’ girlfriend Raquel Leviss – during their appearance at the Vegas hotspot.
The new season of Vanderpump Rules is currently back in production and filming again, so we’ll have to wait and see who made the final cuts for the upcoming season. Lisa Vanderpump seemed to have a soft spot for James and Lala and it’s pretty amusing to see Jax Taylor get so riled up over James (and Lala..), so I have a strong feeling they’ll both be back. And if Lisa is managing James, that’s pretty much a given that he’ll be around this season.
James DJ’ed at Rehab at the Hard Rock hotel and casino and was joined by his current girlfriendRaquel Leviss, as well as Jesse Montana and Faith Stowers. Lala (and her biggest pair of hoop earrings) played around with James before they all headed inside to listen to James.
Check out the photos below – including a few that James shared of the crowd turnout at the appearance.
Just a small note – in the photos below, those aren’t Lala’s nipples – it’s her swimsuit design. 😉