Good news!Farrah Abrahamis writing her third – or fourth? – book. And she's ready to blast the adult entertainment industry (which pays her bills) in the name of strong women around the world. #inspirational #delusional
In a recent video, titled Farrah Abraham: She's Now A Sex Toy, Farrah shared she's designing her own line of sex toys, including replicas of her own lady bits.
"I think I'm taking sex symbol to a whole new level today," explained Farrah. "I'm at Topco, which is the fourth biggest in the nation adult sales manufacturer. So, now I'm going to have a whole sex line. People are going to jack off to me."
In honor of hump day – pun sooo intended – I'm bringing you this very special interview with Farrah Abraham. #WootWoot It truly highlights all the things we love about Farrah, including her nonsensical rambling, lack of self-awareness, and special brand of English.
The former Teen Mom star goes into the interview planning to promote Vivid Entertainment's new strip club, and she gets pissy when things go awry. No warm up here, folks! The interviewer jumps right in, asking Farrah how she plans to spend her porn money.
Farrah's number one goal? "Being smart." Well, this interview is shot to hell already, huh? Oh, but there's so much more, like the fact that she still wants us to believe that James Deen was her boyfriend and the whole feminist-lesbian thing that trips her up.
RadarLiesOnline jumped at the opportunity to "confirm" Farrah "signed on" with Days of our Lives. Their questionable source reported, "Farrah initially wanted one of the lead roles, but clearly she's not a seasoned actress, so she auditioned for the role of a hooker named Destiny."
"Some of the cast and crew is peeved that she's even on the show," continued the source. "They don't think a popular daytime show that's been on the air for 50 years need to use a ridiculous ploy like Farrah's name to get viewers."
Despite Radar's confirmation, fans of the daytime soap can let out a huge sigh of relief, as a rep for NBC has come forward to debunk the rumor. Farrah has not been cast as herselfa hooker on Days of our Lives. But, just for fun, check out Farrah's audition tapes below!
Myla Sinanaj, ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian wanna be, has released an x-rated tape with Vivid Entertainment. Farrah Abraham, former star of MTV's Teen Mom and star of Vivid's Backdoor Teen Mom, is not happy about her former BFF's attempt to steal her spotlight.
Good times. Farrah is a narcissist who does not play well with others – unless they're dead – and Myla has a sex tape to shamelessly promote. Let the battle begin.
A "source" told Radar about Myla's tape, "It’s a sad attempt on Myla’s part to stay relevant, especially considering she was only paid $15,000 to make the tape," adding, "It won’t sell nearly as well as Farrah’s did.”
That so-called source had to be Farrah, said Myla, because she was the only person (other than her manager) who knew about the tape. The $15,000 pay out? "That's absolutely false," claimed Myla. "I got six figures and so did she. I have no idea where she got that number from."
Despite the endless list of her bad decisions, Farrah and her extraordinarily supportive father, Michael, think she's mother of the year material. However, little Sophia's paternal grandmother, Stormie Clark, could not disagree more.
Stormie, who is the late Derek Underwood's mother, recently expressed concern over Farrah's self-centeredness. "My heart breaks because Farrah hasn't been focused on Sophia's needs for a while now," she said. "She is all about the fame and always will be."
To kick things off, the former Teen Mom star recaps – again – how Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was born.
"I trusted [James Deen]," explains Farrah. "I became sexual involved with a person who turned out to be very disrespectful and did not keep things private. That's what led me to my big break what I'm dealing with."
Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?