Myla Sinanaj, ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian wanna be, has released an x-rated tape with Vivid Entertainment. Farrah Abraham, former star of MTV's Teen Mom and star of Vivid's Backdoor Teen Mom, is not happy about her former BFF's attempt to steal her spotlight.
Good times. Farrah is a narcissist who does not play well with others – unless they're dead – and Myla has a sex tape to shamelessly promote. Let the battle begin.
A "source" told Radar about Myla's tape, "It’s a sad attempt on Myla’s part to stay relevant, especially considering she was only paid $15,000 to make the tape," adding, "It won’t sell nearly as well as Farrah’s did.”
That so-called source had to be Farrah, said Myla, because she was the only person (other than her manager) who knew about the tape. The $15,000 pay out? "That's absolutely false," claimed Myla. "I got six figures and so did she. I have no idea where she got that number from."
Despite the endless list of her bad decisions, Farrah and her extraordinarily supportive father, Michael, think she's mother of the year material. However, little Sophia's paternal grandmother, Stormie Clark, could not disagree more.
Stormie, who is the late Derek Underwood's mother, recently expressed concern over Farrah's self-centeredness. "My heart breaks because Farrah hasn't been focused on Sophia's needs for a while now," she said. "She is all about the fame and always will be."
To kick things off, the former Teen Mom star recaps – again – how Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was born.
"I trusted [James Deen]," explains Farrah. "I became sexual involved with a person who turned out to be very disrespectful and did not keep things private. That's what led me to my big break what I'm dealing with."
Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?
Earlier today, Reality Tea reported that Farrah Abraham has enrolled in Pace University's online Lubin School of Business, with a plan to focus on internal auditing and accounting. Farrah shared that she expects to use the degree when she opens her own restaurant.
Personally, I think the former Teen Mom star is way more likely to pursue the "lube business" than to graduate from the Lubin School of Business. Actually, given her hapless spelling/grammar skills, she might have meant to Google lube when she happened upon lubin. Oh my. Farrah and/or her business professor might be in for quite a shock when she hands in her first assignment.
Okay. I kid. Farrah obviously knows that she has enrolled in a business school; however, my brain will forever read it as Lube School. Coincidentally, while promoting Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom at the Exxxotica expo in Florida, Farrah shared more about her plans.
Someone has made an education connection, y'all! When you come into a heap of money, whether it's from an inheritance, a tax return, or, say, selling a faux homemade sex tape, you should always be fiscally responsible.
That said, we could all learn a lesson in responsibility from Teen Mom'sFarrah Abraham. The star of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom just oozes financial maturity…among other things. She's not wasting her spoils on impulse buys. Instead, Farrah is going back to school!
What can I say about Teen MomFarrah Abraham that hasn't already been said? Wait…I can think of a few things. She's humble, she's kind, she's anything but a famewhore, and she always tells the truth. There, I did it!
In today's Farrah news, the reality turned adult film star is angering Justin Bieber's neighbors and pondering the fact that her high school guy friends have seen her naked. Oh, and she's also sharing her sadness about the recent hurricane in Oklahoma. Yes, you read that correctly. While you read on, I'll be shaking my head in amazement.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Stories about former Teen Mom turned adult movie "actress" Farrah Abraham keep turning my stomach. Just when I think I can't possibly hear something more skeezy than the last story, she surprises me yet again. Well played, Farrah. Well played.
As you recall, Vivid recently put the bikini worn by the delusional reality star on the cover of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom on eBay. Even more disgusting? People were actually bidding on it…until the site pulled the suit from auction? Want to know why? Keep reading!