James Kennedy

Kristen Doute Feels Bad For Logan; Says James Kennedy Is Desperate For Any Attention From Anyone!

I love when Kristen Doute plays pot calling the kettle’s bottom black. Like when she talks crap about James Kennedy for being desperate for attention, a user, and an out of control mess who loves to cause trouble, I feel like she must know she’s also describing herself.

Anyway, unsurprisingly, Kristen feels bad for James‘ ex-bestie Logan Noh following his revelation on Vanderpump Rules that he’s in love with James. Which came attached to a fake revelation that he and James have been secretly sleeping together. Well if there’s anyone who can keep up with the Kennedy, it’s professional stalker Krazy Kristen (she is never far away and always lurking in the shadows like a kritter). 

Kristen Doute Defends Lala Kent’s Relationship & Confirms Scheana Marie Hooked Up With Carl Radke From Summer House

It looks like the next season of Vanderpump Rules is going to be a difficult one for Scheana Marie. It seems like everyone in the cast is getting along and she’s the odd one out. Even Lala Kent has won over all of the women on the show after seasons of feuding, shading, and teasing.

Kristen Doute even came to Lala’s defense when she was asked about her mysterious relationship with boyfriend Randall Emmett during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live. However, Kristen did not defend Jax Taylor when she discussed his relationship with Brittany Cartwright.

James Kennedy & Jax Taylor

It’s almost like Vanderpump Rules is a sociological experiment on modern love, right? Every other day there are new cheaters to eclipse the previous cheaters with crazier cheating scandals and bigger liars, all compounded by the ever-shifting relationships around accommodating these facts. Can’t anyone get in the right pants? Or keep their members in the right pants, rather?

Take for instance the evolution of Jax Taylor and James Kennedy. They’ve both ‘interacted’ with the same women (Kristen Doute and Lala Kent), which created a palpable neanderthal assholian hatred towards each other – like crabs in a bucket – as they battled over being too similar, but now they’re bonding over how much they cannot stand Kristen. Which is hilarious considering neither one of them ever seemed to like Kristen to begin with! And now, of course, Kristen is trying to destroy Jax’s relationship with Brittany Cartwright. Not because Kristen likes Jax (or has any lingering feelings for him), but because she loves Brittany (and once hooked up with her) too much to let her be ruined by Jax. 

Instagram Roundup: Lisa Rinna, Chelsea Houska, Renee Graziano, Peter Kraus, & More!

Let’s hope that Luann de Lesseps didn’t log into Instagram after she checked out of rehab earlier this week. She might feel a little bit slighted by her Real Housewives of New York costars. They did some sort of jail-themed workout class, complete with mock mugshots. Shade much? Or is it a merely a coincidence? I’m going to assume that it’s the former and just hope that this ends up contributing to a story line next season.

Aside from those glorious faux mugshots, there were some other great reality star photos for this week’s Instagram roundup.

Lala Kent lets James have it.

That last episode of Vanderpump Rules was pretty absurd. After being thick as thieves for many years, Lala Kent and James Kennedy got into a screaming match after Lala said that she ate his girlfriend Raquel Leviss’s pasta while he was DJing. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. That actually did happen.

Then things escalated when James told Lala that she “has sex with a fat man to pay her rent.” At this point we all know that he is referencing Lala’s recently revealed boyfriend Randall Emmett, but he did say this during a time when she was much more secretive about their relationship. After watching the episode, Lala announced the end of their friendship on social media, which was news to James, who apparently had no idea.

Scheana Marie

There is nothing worse than a professional reality star. You know what I’m talking about, because nearly every person on Vanderpump Rules now occupies that position. They fakely (yes I know that’s a fake word) work at SUR, they’re fakely are friends with each other, and they fakely pretend to care about causing drama in each other’s lives.

To point: last night’s episode was an amazing pile-up of so many [mostly fake] car crashes, I don’t even know where to begin, middle, and end.

The only two interesting things that happened were Scheana Marie going on a hunger strike until Merriam-Websters changes the definition of “perfect” to include a photo of her and Rob Valetta, and James Kennedy having a full-fledged meltdown about the supposed double-entendre of “ate her pasta.”

Instagram Roundup: Kyle Richards, LeeAnne Locken, Kristen Doute, Jenelle Evans, & More!

It’s tough for the reality TV super fans to keep up with all of their favorite shows, let alone all of the cast members on Instagram. Fortunately for you, I did all of the social media lurking for this week’s Instagram Roundup.

Vanderpump Rules stars Jax Taylor, Tom Sandoval, and Tom Schwartz enjoyed a boys weekend away at Big Bear. There’s still no word on who’s the “number one guy in this group,” but it looks like they all had a good time, which is something Jax could really use these days following the recent death of his father Ronald Cauchi.

Stassi Schroeder

Of all the things that make ZERO sense about Vanderpump Rules, the two that stand out the most are Kristen Doute and PatrickStassi Schroeder‘s, Zen For The Douchebag’s Soul, sometimes-boyfriend. Yes, for me, this has overshadowed the tedium of Jax Taylor behaving atrociously and getting away with it. Again.

For instance, why is Kristen going to the opening of James Kennedy‘s See You Next Tuesday DJ gig at SUR? Doesn’t she despise her cretin ex boyfriend with the passion of a thousand disturbed bees? Don’t ALL of them actually hate James?! Hasn’t the hatred of James Kennedy been a storyline for, oh, I dunno – the past 3 seasons?! Apparently Kristen would go to the opening of an envelope, though, and when being on Vanderpump Rules is your only J-O-B…