Jax Taylor

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sins Of Our Toms

by Maryon February 16th, 2016

Last night on Vanderpump Rules an informal peace summit was finally staged, over shots, in, of all places, Lala Kent‘s apartment!

Stassi Schroeder is still milling around Los Angeles lost adrift the skeletons of the friendships she buried when Saint Patrick of the Mount Perfectionist Adultiness loved her. Now, knocked down to mere mortal status, Stassi is alone and friendless with only Kristen Doute (and Anonymous Stassi Schroeder Klone No 1. Kristina), to consume Pinot and laments with her. Luckily our trusty friend Lala will remedy allll that!

Over on the homefront – SUR – Jax Taylor is back at work after his shoplifting suspension but no one is glad to see him. Lisa Vanderpump isn’t finished with her tough love just yet! To really remind Jax of what a bad boy he’s been, she orders him to do *gasp* COMMUNITY SERVICE. She’s like a an uber-glamourous court circuit judge with a vendetta! Lisa remands Jax to gather all his unworn clothes to donate to charity. Plus, he has to force the Toms to do this with him.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Recaps,Vanderpump Rules

Reality TV Stars Celebrate Valentine’s Day – Photos

by Melissaon February 15th, 2016

Let’s see how some of our favorite reality stars, like Fredrik Eklund, Shannon Beador, and Porsha Williams, celebrated Valentine’s Day.

Above: Vanderpump Rules star Tom Schwartz shared, “He whispered friendship goals during this picture and made things very uncomfortable. Happy Valentine’s Day mannnnnn. Missing our bubs Katie and Ariana.”

Below you’ll find more pictures from Bethenny Frankel, Lisa Rinna, Caroline Stanbury, Teresa Giudice, LeAnn Rimes, Kathryn Edwards, and more.

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR THE PHOTO GALLERY!

Photos

Kristen Doute And Katie Maloney On Watch What Happens Live; Kristen Kicked Out Of PUMP By Lisa Vanderpump

by Melissaon February 9th, 2016

Vanderpump Rules stars Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney and Saturday Night Live star (and Vanderpump Rules super fan) Bobby Moynihan were Andy Cohen‘s guests on Watch What Happens Live last night.

We learn that Bobby is a huge Lala Kent fan.

About the purple, all-lace dress Lala wears in her talking heads, Bobby says, “Dress is crazy. I just can’t understand how a human being can be so confident to just wear an outfit that’s just like, ‘Here’s what I got!’ I am a big Lala fan. I can’t find anything that Lala’s done wrong yet.” In response to a dirty look from Katie, he concedes, “I get it. I do not work with her; it is just a TV show to me.”

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR MORE!

Vanderpump Rules,Watch What Happens Live

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pout And Pout

by Maryon February 9th, 2016

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Katie Maloney launched her beauty blog Pucker & Pout. I’ll let “Katie Maloney + makeup and fashion tips” sink in a bit before moving on… But anyways, congratulations!

Katie has been working hard to build her blog and decides to throw an industry launch party to debut it to the world, so she can begin making money. What Katie really wants, however, is an exclusive party with a tightly-controlled guest list, so she can wander around SUR pointing at people with her new Scheana Marie witch’s talon nails snapping, “Invited!” “Not Invited!” as she plucks the leaves, one by one, off Lisa Vanderpump‘s 100 year-old custom-cultivated tulips originally cuttings from Josephine Bonaparte’s garden, once watered with the blood of Napoleon (can you tell I’ve been watching War & Peace? It’s like Vanderpump Rules with more complicated names, more conniving, decent fitting clothing, more lying, and swords instead of cocktail stirrers).

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Recaps,Vanderpump Rules

Katie Maloney “Struggled” Witnessing Lisa Vanderpump and Stassi Schroeder Face Off!

by Erin M.on February 2nd, 2016

Katie Maloney is newly engaged, gainfully employed, and in a good place with her friends these days. All things ex-BFF and Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder is decidedly not! While THE RETURN OF STASSI! seems to be the Japanese horror film headline everywhere one turns on VPR these past weeks, Katie says she’s trying to focus on the more positive aspects of her life. She does admit that seeing her old friend squirm under the expert interrogation/verbal spanking Lisa Vanderpump doled out was a bit uncomfortable to watch this week. But she agreed with Lisa’s astute points, just the same!

Before Katie breaks down the Stassi Situation, she reflects on the “perfect” time she and the gang spent in Hawaii – that is, until Jax Taylor decided to play petty sunglasses thief. When she found out about Jax’s arrest, Katie admits, ” I had no words and still have a difficult time articulating how frustrating and disappointing that day was. We had all separated for mere hours and for something this catastrophic to have happened is purely mind numbing.”

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Reality News,Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Recap: A Fool And Their Dignity Are Soon Parting

by Maryon February 2nd, 2016

Last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules confirmed what I have been saying for years (seasons in Reality TV time): Kristen Doute and Jax Taylor are soulmates. I fully anticipate that in a few years time they’ll drunkenly run off to Vegas for a midnight elopement, then have a combative, insane, marriage befitting of a Hunter S. Thompson tale. All’s Fair In Love And Liquor: A True Tale Of Krax. So thank you, Tom 2, for validating that.

But no thank you, Tom 2, for the reference to your flaccid penis. Katie Maloney, please get off Scheana Marie‘s drama train and onto your man. If the way Tom 2 was making out with that Hooters chicken wing is any indication, that was a man deprived and we know how Katie feels about make-out cheating!

The Kristen Doute Apology Tour continues on, gathering steam by adding Stassi Schroeder, and growing into a cloud of vicissitude by adding Jax.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Recaps,Vanderpump Rules

Lisa Vanderpump Questions Jax Taylor And Scheana Marie’s Behavior!

by Maryon February 1st, 2016

Jax Taylor is no stranger to bizarre drama, but getting arrested for stealing designer sunglasses during the Vanderpump Rules cast’s trip to Hawaii has pushed Lisa Vandeprump over the edge!

Lisa is strangely tolerant towards Jax’s nonsense – I can only imagine she has Xanax stashed in her BumpIt! – but even Lisa can’t believe that he was this stupid.

“Jax just had the vacation of his life, why does he have to go and screw it up in the last hour?” says a shocked Lisa. “He’s always pushing boundaries, and now it has kind of bitten him in the ass.”

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Paradise Lost

by Maryon January 26th, 2016

Stassi Schroeder has returned and Jax Taylor got arrested. All in a days work for Vanderpump Rules, right?

In Hawaii the group continues having a conniption fit over Lala Kent‘s existence. After Lala confronted Brittany Cartwright about Jax’s lying, and then confronted Jax about his lying, to which Jax lied about lying, Lala retreated to her hotel to cry into the complimentary towels. Reality TV is so hard! She just needs her mommy! But, as Lala pointed out, Faith also took off her top, but no one was yelling at her! Katie Maloney, a hypocrite? Nooooooo…

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!

Recaps,Vanderpump Rules