Say it ain’t so! If Kris and Bruce Jenner can’t last, than by God, who can? RadarOnline.com is reporting that the couple, who has been happily married for twenty-one years (not all of them on television, thankfully for us), is on the rocks since Kris has been in contact with former paramour Todd Waterman. He may be the same dude with which she cheated on past husband Robert Kardashian. I kid, he’s totes the same guy she seduced during her marriage to her eldest paychecks’ daughters’ father.
Bruce was allegedly devastated when he walked in on E!’s latest scripted scene his wife e-mailing the object of her former affair. What Bruce doesn’t know, according to the site, is that Kris was planning a romantic meeting with her old flame.
What don’t those Kardashians do? They famewhore, they have babies, they say their vows for millions of dollars. Thankfully today’s Kardashian story is actually about their half-sisters, the Jenners.
I really, truly do like to think that Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jennerare placed in this reality world due to default because of the woman who birthed them. I honestly think both of these girls have great heads on their shoulders, despite being raised in the spotlight. If nothing else their upbringing has taught them two things–how to be business savvy and how to avoid the pitfalls of their older sisters. Why am I writing this diatribe? Simple really…because Kendall and Kylie are writing too! In fact, the teen sisters are penning a sci-fi fantasy novel!
There must be something in the water because it’s baby news galore in the reality TV world. It seems everyone is pregnat, trying to be, or talking about babies!
First up, Teen Mom star Catelynn Lowell is reportedly pregnant with baby no 2! Months before she’s due to walk down the aisle with fiancé Tyler Baltierra, Catelynn is apparently telling friends she is expecting.
Jamie Pyrzewski, a friend of the reality star shared the news with the never reliableIn Touch Weekly. “She said, ‘You’re never going to believe it: I’m pregnant,’” Jamie dishes, adding that she is one of the first people out of a small group of friends and family that Catelynn told – which is why she’s spilling the details to a national magazine.
“We were both quiet. I asked how she felt about it. She said she was nervous and scared,” Jamie adds. At first Catelynn was apparently panicked, but now she’s thrilled.
Oh, Kardashians… seriously? Anyway, the first family of K has been busy, busy, busy self-promoting again! In the latest, the extremely pregnant Kourtney Kardashian – who is due any day now – took some time away from nesting and baby cooking to talk about why she still won’t marry her longtime boyfriend and two-time baby daddy Scott Disick.
Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kourtney spilled her guts, giving yet another excuse for why she won’t walk down the aisle. Personally I think she’s holding out until the price is right!
“First of all, I have realized that I have major commitment problems during this pregnancy,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star confessed. “I’m really claustrophobic, and all my issues — and I have a lot of them — they all stem from this thing. I can’t commit to anything . . but I love Scott, and he is my partner.”
Oh good gravy! Those Kardashians will never go gently into that good night, will they? I guess I have to take some of the blame for still writing about them, but what can I do? (Stop writing about them, I hear you) Perhaps today I’ll write about the authority on all things love-related…at least in Bravolebrity world.
Patti Stanger, everyone’s favorite Millionaire Matchmaker, recently spoke with HollywoodLife.com about the whole Kimye phenomenon. Of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s fauxmance romance she exclaims, “This is a good, good fit for her and I hope that Kris [Jenner], her mother, gives the blessing because I think they’ll end up getting married. I really do. I think he has known the family long enough to know what the problems are. I love it. KK babies all the way! I think that they both made a mistake at one point in their life. They understand each other and they were friends first. Friends are the best foundation for a really good marriage.”
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Kim Kardashian sure does move fast – she married Kris Humphries after knowing him less than a year, which probably explains why she divorced him after three months of marriage. Well, now after dating Kanye West a scant couple of months the couple is allegedly planning to move in together! Yep, welcome to the house that Kimye built.
According to Life & Style the newly nickname minted couple who recently did London are looking for a lovenest together. “They are preparing to move in together, it’s moving that quick,” an insider reveals. “If things continue at the speed they’re going, Kim and Kanye will rent a new house together. They wouldn’t buy yet.”
The magazine claims that Kim is putting her fantastic LA home on the market and moving her entire collection of personal photos – featuring herself of course. “Kim would be putting a lot of her stuff in storage. Her bathmat is KK-embroidered and that’s not changing. She’s OCD-immaculate and so is Kanye, so to have both of their items would create problems.” Oh, well… this could get good! I suggest Jeff Lewis stage an Interior Therapy.
Poor Kim Kardashian…girl just can’t catch a break! Not only is she playing the role of dutiful girlfriend while on tour with Kanye West, ahem, I mean coincidentally in London with him while she promotes her fragrance line, but she also must put up with groupies as well. Sources report that Kim has put the kabosh on him greeting fans after his concert, but she’s still envious of his relationships with different females on the tour.
The source reveals, “Kanye has a load of girls he’s friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set but Kim’s not happy about them being alone with him backstage. She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn’t want to look or feel awkward at any point.” I’m sorry, his sensitive side? I may or may not have just spewed coffee after reading that!
From the NBC press release: “Kim has grown closer to her loving family than she ever was before, Kourtney and Scott are preparing Mason for the arrival of his little sister, Khloé strives to spend time with everyone she loves, Kylie and Kendall have discovered new ways to step out from the shadows of their older sisters, Rob is finding his own way in business, and Bruce and Kris go through a rough patch after Bruce reveals that he feels taken for granted.”
The Kardashians will also continue to expand their empire by opening DASH boutique and pimping more products than ever. Oh, joy.
Photos of the family and a video preview of tonight’s episode are below!