And remember this picture of sixteen-year-old Kylie Jenner and seventeen-year old Kendall Jenner looking, um, over served? Look, I'm not going to lie and say the teenage version of myself never threw a jolly rancher into a Zima and sipped on it at a field party back in the day, but I didn't live in the spotlight, it was before cell phones, and, say it with me…it was so incredibly dumb. Hindsight and all.
Anyhoo, the nightclub is claiming that Kendall and Kylie flashed him some fake IDs. However, a Kardashian/Jenner source swears that the bouncer recognized the girls and was happy to let them in underage.
No sarcasm intended. We all know Kris loves a headline. Kylie and Kendall probably have an "obtain scandalous headline" bonus in their contracts with momager Kris. Sex themed nightclub? Cha-ching! They're cashing in today!
Kylie, 16, and Kendall, 17, were photographed leaving a 21-and-over club in West Hollywood last night. According to TMZ, the club promotes Wax Rabbit, a new, voyeuristic, hip hop, and nudity nightclub experience, on Tuesday nights.
Run, Bruce Jenner! Run as fast as you can! We all know you can do it, and you've got the medal to prove it. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! I can't even. I mean, I may very well be at a loss for words, and y'all know that is never the case!
On the heels of their separation announcement, Kris Jenner is taking every opportunity she can to share her relief over being rid of husband Bruce. It's really quite sad and disrespectful, but then again, that's par for the course with Kris, isn't it? People has the details of the pimpmomager's cover story for New You magazine, and in it, Kris describes what she would want for her one do-over. Hint: it has nothing to do with Bruce.
Kris reveals, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." I am really holding back here, and it's harder than expected.
The rumor mill has been buzzing for months and plenty of sources claimed that the whole "Bruce getting a pad in Malibu for space" storyline was total B.S. and it turns out it was! The Keeping up with the Kardashianscouple released a joint statement this afternoon confirming they are no longer together.
"Kar-dashing through L.A., a pimp momager in tow, a baby with Kanye, a sex tape doesn't make her a —OOOOHHH Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! It's Christmas time with the famewhoring klan of K-W-U-T-K!" Altogether now! Wait, you're not ready to go caroling in September? Don't let Kris Jenner hear you!
In case you are the most naive and gullible person on the planet and/or have been residing under a rock for the last five years, you realize that reality shows are anything but real…and that goes triple if your last name rhymes with Kartrashian or Money-Spenner. Don't believe me?
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was caught making a video of herself while driving! In the clip, (probably fabricated by pimpmomma for some attention) Kendall is showing us how to Keek up with the Kardashians!
Kendall posted the video of herself posing and dancing while behind the wheel to Keek yesterday and it's clear she inherited the Kardashian gene for being more fascinated with her own reflection than anything else! Kendall didn't even attempt to watch the road, but who cares about such a thing as safe driving, right?!
Wasn't Kris Jenner just telling us Kendall was the 'responsible one' on the mid-season finale last week? A video of Kendall keeking and driving is below!