As if Kim Kardashian andKanye Westprocreating wasn't enough, now there is even more disturbing news. I don't even know how one correlates with the other, but perhaps if I type it quickly, it can get out of my head equally as fast. Or not. There are just some things you can't unread.
Here goes nothing! So, now that Kimye is having an aby-bay, ales-say for her ex-say ape-tay have gone through the roof. Seriously? Nothing says "congrats on the bun in your oven" like purchasing a video of the mom engaged in some nasty, nasty sexy times. Nothing people do surprises me anymore.
My good gracious! Another Kardashian post so close to Christmas? I must be on the naughty list this year. I'll be honest, I'd rather receive a lump of coal than to have to pontificate on this fake family during the holidays. I do it for you, dear readers. You mean more to me than my disdain for this crowd. Isn't that what Christmas is all about? You're welcome.
In today's news, Kris Jenner is trying to maintain her now faux marriage to husband Bruce despite a ridiculous amount of divorce rumors circulating in the media. Also, sources are claiming that Nick Cannon was also a victim of Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape. I can't wait to hear the chain of information that led him to this conclusion!
Finally, Bruce is opening up to the media about his ties to Newtown, Connecticut and the Sandy Hook murders. While typing that makes me want to vomit (let this community grieve without reality television intervention!), it's what he's talking about now. I used to like you, Bruce, but I've lost all respect if you're trying to maintain relevancy in light of this horrific event. Sidebar, and this has nothing to do with this blog, but from here on out (sorry for the soapbox) will we please refer to the Sandy Hook shootings as a mass murder and the man that took those innocent lives (I won't give his name more credence here) as a murderer? I read a compelling article the other day that noted in school shootings the public regresses to words like "shooter" and "victims" instead of using "murderer" and "slain" or "dead" in these types of tragedies. If someone killed a gas station attendant, we'd call it a murder, why don't we say that now? Off my soapbox and onto the Kardashian kraziness. I taught first grade for several years, so I am a tad raw at the moment…as no doubt you are.
Moving along (so, so sorry for the rant!), Kris is determined to make sure that her failing marriage doesn't drown the empire she's created around her children (notice I don't say the empire created FOR her children). What won't this woman do?
I'm going to file today'sKim Kardashiannews under boh-ring. Rumors are flying today that someone is trying to shop around another Kimmie K. sex tape – for the bargain price of $30 million. Sounds scandalous, right? Wrong. Read on.
At first when I read the news that she supposedly had another sex tape floating around, I thought she was crazy to have allowed herself to be recorded having sex again. And my second thought was "ooh..who was it with this time?" And then I read further and found that it's not a "new" sex tape, per say. As in, it's with Ray J…again. Snooze. Sorry, Kimmie, but you need to try harder for press. This is just lazy. Who knew she was so into recycling?
You know, I often think that if we normal people would just ignore all things Kardashian, the family would slowly fade into obscurity. Of course, I realize the irony of me wishing this would happen while blogging about them. I also realize it is never going to happen if non-normal (read: wacky celebs and "news correspondents") people keep giving them the time of day.
That said, I have an announcement to make. I am now watching Good Morning America for the first time ever. I don't know why I waited this long as I think George Stephanopoulos is hot, and I adore Amy Robach. The TODAY Show is dead to me. I'm sorry, Al Roker. I'll always think highly of you, as I know the show stripped you of extra time with your best pal Ann Curry, but to Matt Lauer (I blame you for Ann!) and the rest of the morning show's cronies, I say, for shame. (P.S. I still heart you, Willie Geist!)
The increasingly vitriolic divorce between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will seemingly never end. Oh, well – at least it’s interesting as they drag each other through the mud with ever-escalating crazy!
In the latest Kris is apparently accusingKris Jenner and Kim of staging her sex tape to make her famous. Hot on the heels of Kim telling Oprah that she was embarrassed of the tape and had no intention of it entering the public eye all while admitting it benefited her career, Kris H is allegedly told possible ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj that the Kardashians staged the whole thing.
In text messages Kris allegedly sent to Myla (according to her!) shortly after his divorce – which Kim is hoping to release to the public – Kris reportedly trashed the K-fam and accused Kris J of directing Kim in her sex tape! And, even worse, demanding Kim re-shoot scenes because it didn’t make her look attractive enough! Ok, ew to the millionth power.
I’m not sure if you’ve heard but the Kardashian family recently sat down to talk to Oprah about everything Kardashian. Oprah’s ratings are suffering so we must suffer through the news that’s hardly news but now it’s breaking news because it’s coming from Oprah. I hope you’ve all learned a valuable lesson here – watch the OWN Network or we get Kardashians: Rinse and Repeat. I refuse to speculate on who the next punishment could be.
Since the interview was so deep, it brings us all the way back to the early years of the Kardashian empire, namely Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. How does Kim Kardashian‘s new beau Kanye West feel about the recent buzz over Kim’s naked romp with Ray J? Dude, he isn’t trippin’ on it. An insider tells Hollywood Life, “Kim f*%#ed on tape and became an international icon and made [many] millions. So to me, she’s gangsta. These other girls got the game [messed] up, not Kim, and I think that’s why Kanye is so drawn to her and supports her and doesn’t give a [crap] about her past. He likes her for her and respects the fact she came up in the game.” That’s sweet. Haters are going to hate no matter what, but the source warns us, “Everyone’s hate on her and [lots of] people hate on Kanye too. You think they care, really? Jealousy and envy fuels people like them. It only makes them stronger.” Noted.
So, it’s been established that Kanye isn’t going to dwell on Kim’s past or anything that was discussed in the interview. What about her soon-to-be (maybe even in this decade) ex-husband Kris Humphries? Is there anything in the interview that could help his case? His lawyers sure think so!
As if the Kardashian family isn’t overexposed enough, the Queen of Talk, Oprah Winfrey herself, felt compelled to give them yet another platform from which to spew their ridiculousness. Thanks a heap, O. Couldn’t you just stick to book clubs and giveaways? UsWeekly reports on the interview’s highlights.
Questioning Kim about her blink-and-you-missed-it wedding to Kris Humphries and career catapulting sex tape with Ray J, the reality mogul oh so eloquently replies, “I’ve obviously made plenty of mistakes in my lifetime, but I’m not the type to sit and beat myself up over it. If a real lesson was learned, I’m so okay with having experienced that.”
CAUTION! Before you read what comes next you may want to arm yourself with some sort of trash receptacle or barf bag. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Here’s some gossip I’m seriously questioning. Days after Reggie Bush publicly denied dating Kim Kardashian and weeks after she said she had no interest in getting married for a third time, a new report is claiming the ex-couple is not only back on, but Kim is willing to give up her “career” to marry him right away!
In Touch Weekly is claiming that Kim is prepared to do anything to convince Reggie to give her another chance. “Reggie wants Kim to completely disappear from the public eye,” an insider reveals. “Kim thinks Reggie is the one so she’s going to try her best.”
Reggie, who was notoriously uninterested in being a famewhore, reportedly dumped Kim because she was too enamored with the paparazzi and being on a fake reality show to care about him. But now Kim is willing to leave “reality” TV behind and be the wife she promised Kris Humphries she would be – except with Reggie!
Multiple reports have speculated the two are secretly dating and allegedly Reggie told Kim he did not want to be photographed together in public! In fact Kimmie has reportedly paid Reggie a secret visit in Miami early this month, during which, they were both holed up in a private residence for several days. Kim, a notorious fame-seeker, intentionally avoided the paparazzi. “She didn’t go out once,” a source adds. “And they weren’t seen in public together per his request.” Dang, she is really desperate. That’s called ‘I’m embarrassed to be seen with you but we can hook up’, Kim!
Apparently, now that Kim is willing to leave Keeping Up With The Kardashiansand her other umpteen reality shows behind, Reggie has agreed to marry her once her divorce is over. “She’s insisting that she wants to run off with him to marry,” a friend of Kim reports. “It’ll be very private.” Kim did say she regretted her made for TV wedding! Of course, Reggie has some serious conditions: “stop seeking publicity, give up her reality TV career, and finalize her divorce with Kris quietly.” Sadly, Kris doesn’t want a quiet, quickie divorce – he wants to expose Kim for the pathetic famewhore she is!
Why do I not believe this for an instant? Like Kris Jenner would let her number one meal ticket fall idly by the wayside for something as trivial as love! Mama has bills to pay!
Moving right along, Ray J is getting his comeuppance by revealing low-down dirty secrets about Kim, oh excuse me – I mean “KK.” Ray J is on a rampage and he is letting everyone know just how Kim keeps a man – and it’s not her personality! “We were like animals; sexually free to try anything and we did,” he reveals in his new book Death Of The Cheating Man. “The first 30 days with Kim seemed to put me in a trance” he describes, “and the wilder the sex, the more my feelings got stronger.”
Kim was allegedly still married when the two started going at it, and it was the affair that ended her marriage. And while she was cheating she was reportedly a “straight freak who was down to do whatever, whenever and that she seriously hypnotized me.” He explains, “There are certain things that a woman can do to hypnotize a man and Kim knew them all.” I’m guessing her freak number is a 10!
Ray J describes their sex life as “buck-wild; we would get sexual at any time and then she would do certain things that most women just don’t seem to do.” Sadly, we know all too well what sort of sex life these two had, since an unexpected sex tape the two created was inexplicably leaked. Gee, I wonder just how that happened?! #krisjenner.
Ray J says he initially panicked when he learned the tape had gone public, but it’s done nothing but help his image! It has, cause he’s famous for what exactly? “I thought [my career] was literally over as I saw it,” he writes. “At the time, I thought my life and money might be over because you can’t be respected once you go into a certain world that involves sex.” I love these two, Kim and Ray J, the way the liberally throw around the word “career.” So funny, isn’t it?
Ray J claims instead he “literally became a sex object” and he was more than willing to take advantage of his status as the man who gave Kim a golden shower. “‘Mo money — mo problems,’ but I prefer ‘mo money — mo women,’” he revealed. “No matter where I went, it became normal to have two girls that were down. Every man has wanted to be Hugh Hefner at some point and time in his life. I just happen to get the chance to do it.” Ugh. These two totally deserved each other.
Now, for some happier news related to the Kardashian clan, days after it was reported that Lamar Odom‘s father Joe was rushed to the hospital and was said to be “gravely ill”, TMZ can confirm that Joe has left the hospital and was only suffering from a stomach virus. Joe is grateful that Lamar was at his side instead of playing in a scheduled NBA game. “[Wednesday] night [Lamar] stayed with me all night … just kickin’ it and whatnot … but everything is good now I feel a lot better.”
Finally, Kendall Jenner who is planning to skip college to be a supermodel, just released some photos from her newest modeling gig. The sixteen-year-old posed in swimwear for White Sands Australia.
“This was my first professional swimwear shoot and I got to wear the most gorgeous bathing suits and cute coverups… what do you guys think of the pics,” Kendall asked fans via Celebuzz. Actually, surprisingly tasteful and far more conservative than I would expect from a Kardashian-Jenner! See the photos from Kendall’s modeling shoot below!
[Photo Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com]
DO YOU BELIEVE REGGIE AND KIM WILL SECRETLY ELOPE? WILL SHE GIVE UP HER “CAREER” FOR LOVE? SURPRISED BY RAY J’S ALLEGATIONS THAT KIM WAS A “FREAK”?
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