I can only say "bless his heart" so many times before I stop meaning it. I think I probably stopped meaning it about twenty "blesses" ago when it comes to Kanye West. The man's ego is out of control. I'd really like to sit down with him for just fifteen minutes to see if he really is as painfully egotistical as he seems. He could style me. I'd wear a crystal mask and report back the truth. It's an open invitation, 'Ye. You can even bring Marilyn MonroeKim Kardashian. No, no, don't bring her. Regardless, call me!
The tiny rapper has been especially douchetastic this week, throwing a temper tantrum on stage at a Florida concert and commissioning what I'm sure he considers to be the next, no make that the first and best, Mona Lisa. I'm sorry DaVinci, but Andy Warhol's niece? She's got the best painting of all time. Of all time! Bless his heart.
The Christmas card was shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle. The photo is interesting and would've been unique in a magazine, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the holidays at all? Dollar signs, tabloids strewn about, Bruce trapped in a tube. It's so Christmassy and holiday-like, right? I'm sure Kanye would tell me I'm clearly not fancy enough to get the deep meaning of it all.
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I always assumed Kim Kardashian's new blonde hair was in an attempt to look like Beyonce, but nope – turns out that's not the right blonde icon. Because according to Kanye West, Kim is the new Marilyn Monroe. I really just cannot even dignify that with a comment except to burst out laughing. This is your brain on egotrip, kids!
Speaking to Chicago's Power 105 Radio, Kanye continued to spout off in yet another insanity-laced rant. I mean it's bad enough he tried to say Kim is better than Michelle Obama (she's not), but now he's comparing his creativity to that of Disney innovator Walt Disney. “I’m more like, a Walt Disney or something.”
Well, if it isn't news from the original sex tape to reality star queen herself? Or was it the other way around…reality star to sex tape? To be honest, it's been so long since Paris Hilton has been a fixture in the tabloid circuit, I can't even remember. These days her aunts Kyle and Kim Richards are more prominent in reality television gossip than the once over-exposed (in more ways than one!) heiress…although we all know how much Kyle loves to name-drop her niece at any given opportunity.
Not that I'm complaining about Paris' hiatus. Hats off to her for knowing when enough was getting to be enough. Too bad her former bestie Kim Kardashian kan't take the hint. Now Paris is once again answering questions about her leaked sexcape aptly named "One Night In Paris." Porn names are so clever.
Nobody seems to learn that Kanye West doesn't take it well when his art is made fun of! Seth Rogen and James Franco just shared this hilarious spoof of Kanye's music video "Bound2", with Seth playing the part of shirtless Kim Kardashian.
The two were working together on the set of their upcoming movie "Interview" and decided to take a little break. They recreated the Bound2 video shot for shot.
I hope Seth and James are prepared for the Twitter fury that Kanye is about to unleash on them. They should've consulted Jimmy Kimmel first. Although he didn't say much after the SNL spoof, did he?
Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.
But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their photoshopped and forced relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!
Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.