File this under things I never want Santa to put under my tree.
Kim Kardashian took to Instagram tonight to "show off" her Christmas gift from fiancee Kanye West. It seems Kanye commissioned artist George Condo to customize an Hermes Birkin bag for Kimmie Kakes with a nude painting. And the result was…uh..um..yeah. You look and tell us.
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For those of you who celebrate Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful day with your friends and family yesterday! As we wind down the week, we've got an all new photo post for you. Check out what your favorite reality stars were doing in the week leading up to Christmas!
Above: Real Housewives of New Jersey co-stars Dina Manzo and Teresa Giudice attended the "Shop for a Cause" event in NYC.
Below you'll findSnooki and Victoria Wakile hitting up Sizzle Tans, Kris Humphries making a rare appearance – for a good cause and Shaunie O'Neal serving up a hot meal! Also spotted: Lisa Hochstein doing some holiday shopping with husband Lenny, Kyle Richards spending her cash with the Hilton ladies, and Nicole Murphy flashing her amazing abs.
As if the amount of peanut brittle I've eaten today isn't gag-worthy enough, Kris Jenner swoops in to ruin my sugar high with her talk of Kimye's wedding, how in love Yeezus is with daughter Kim Kardashian, and how great things are with Bruce post-separation. It makes me kind of want to poke myself in the eye.
It will come as no surprise that Kim isn't going to tone it down for wedding number three to Kanye West. Shocker! After her million dollar event for a marriage that lasted less than three months, that sounds reasonable enough.
As if her delusions of grandeur aren't troublesome enough already – Farrah Abraham has been named Google's most searched for reality TV star in 2013.
According to Google Zeitgeist, the search phrases "farrah abraham backdoor", "farrah abraham video", "farrah abraham tape", and "farrah abraham full" were wildly popular between May 5 and May 11. Gross. Considering Vivid released the Teen Mom star's porn video on May 6, I'm willing to bet the vast majority of Farrah's fans were more interested in her backdoor than her reality star status.
In the good news department, interest in Farrah (via Google anyway) has been declining since July. Also? Kim Kardashian ranked a lot lower on the list than I would have guessed. My heart sings! However, Teen Mom and Kardashian stories constantly end up at the top of Reality Tea's most viewed list, so neither Farrah nor Kim is going to fade into obscurity anytime soon. Unfortunately.
Don't stop believin' in fame mongers' creativity! FormerReal Housewives of D.C. and White House gate crasher Michaele Salahi has fulfilled every little girls' wedding fantasy by marrying an 80's rock star…on Pay-Per-View.
Michaele and Journey guitarist Neal Schon wed Sunday in front of family, friends, and whoever was dumb enough to pay $14.95 to watch the entire scene go down on television. Granted, a portion of the viewing price went to charity, but still. Is this what we're coming to as a society? Don't answer that…
Do you have a ten-year plan? I do, and it involves a bestselling novel turned blockbuster movie starring Ryan Gosling…and a relationship with Ryan Gosling. Hey girl, it could happen!
Kim Kardashian also has hopes for where her life will be in a decade. Fear not, it will likely still be playing out in front of our eyes as I can't imagine this family has any plans to leave E! anytime soon. Kim recently revealed that she'd like to have two more children with Kanye West. Of course, the family will need an East and a South as siblings for baby North.