"Kar-dashing through L.A., a pimp momager in tow, a baby with Kanye, a sex tape doesn't make her a —OOOOHHH Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! It's Christmas time with the famewhoring klan of K-W-U-T-K!" Altogether now! Wait, you're not ready to go caroling in September? Don't let Kris Jenner hear you!
In case you are the most naive and gullible person on the planet and/or have been residing under a rock for the last five years, you realize that reality shows are anything but real…and that goes triple if your last name rhymes with Kartrashian or Money-Spenner. Don't believe me?
Well, he's gone and done the unthinkable. The tiny rapper has transformed his lady love from Sear's Kardashian Kollection to high fashion muse–and it's a must see for sure! Kim Kardashian has recently revealed some, um, interesting, pictures from a photo shoot that took place while she was very pregnant with baby North. Of course, if any other celebrity was the subject of the spread, it would no doubt be touted as edgy and artistic. But, let's be honest…it's Kim.
Kanye West has been pushing Kim out of her style comfort zone since the pair got together, and I'd say he's managed to steer her clear into the Siberian tundra of comfort zones with these new photos. And, being Kanye, he was able to score the hautest of the haute to make it happen.
The sometimes reality star seems to have grown up a bit in the last few years, and I have a soft spot for him solely because he seems to be the only one in the Kardashian/Jenner brood who seems to see Kris Jenner for the pimpmomager she is. Of course, instead of picking up the phone, he's chatting with a tabloid, but, hey, it's Hollywood. Apparently, this is how famous people do things.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks. That is a legitimate scream. If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent. It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time. It's a true scream. But why?
Kris flippin' Jenner. That's why. Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced? Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to defiantly not watch it. It looks like that call may have been premature. Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.
The kraziness surrounding Lamar Odom'sdrug addiction rumors kontinues, and TMZ is determined to keep saying he's a major krack addict. While other sources are claiming that Lamar's battle is over prescription pills, no matter what you read or where you look, the reports are all konflicting!
In addition to the new substance abuse allegations, the big question is will Khloe Kardashian stand by her man? She's always seemed head-over-heels for her NBA star husband, and I think regardless of what happens in their marriage, she will do everything in her power to make sure he gets the help he needs. Again, depending on which "source" or "family insider" you believe, the couple is either working it out or hiring divorce lawyers.
Kris Jenner's talk show is not being renewed, so says the rumor mill!
Kris tried every stunt she could to bring in the viewers for her talk show 'kris' during it's trial run this summer – everything from pimping out her kids as guests and co-hosts to fake baby reveals to baby photo reveals and anything in between. It seems that all the tricks and schemes weren't enough to pull in impressive numbers.
A source tells RadarOnline that Fox is not renewing the show, which had some pretty harsh reviews from the get-go. “There is no chance the talk show is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.”