Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.
What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?
And now Lea Black decided to diss both Joanna and Brandi in a tweet in an obvious bid to get some attention. The ironic part about this whole thing is that Joanna made this way more dramatic and public than it ever was by dragging it out with this slander lawsuit. Because now, even more people are talking about the alleged scent of her vaginal area.
The ex-Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star is demanding financials and tax returns from Joanna in order to have the case dismissed. Brandi is seeking to prove Joanna was a Florida resident when she filed the suit in California (Joanna has residences in both states), and to investigate Joanna’s claims that Brandi’s comments ruined her reputation and costed her jobs.
Kyle and her husband Mauricio Umansky were soaking up the sun in the Bahamas during a celebrity golf event (and also celebrating his possible sale of the Playboy Mansion, I’m sure!).
Joanna Krupa attended the 2nd Annual Art for Animals Fundraiser Evening for Eastwood Ranch Foundation.
Also spotted out and about in NYC: Bethenny Frankel and new bestie Carole Radziwill, as well as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out with their daughter North. Bethenny was also seen apartment hunting with her new beau and Million Dollar Listing New York’s Fredrik Eklund.
Joanna Krupa is Hollywood friends with Lisa Vanderpump, and now she may be trying to follow in Lisa’s restaurant spinoff footsteps with a show about Romain Zago‘s popular Miami nightclub, Mynt.
The former Real Housewives of Miami star was spotted filming with 10 bikini-wearing Mynt staffers while partying on a yacht with Romain. The reason for the bikinis + cameras wasn’t a Joe Francis experience, but something a little more reality TV dramatic! “They are trying to do a spinoff show,” reveals a source.