You know, I used to think couples who swam in power plant pollution infested waters together stayed together, but now I’m not so sure. I mean, look at what has become of Leah Calvert and Jeremy Calvert. First, Leah‘s hookup with Robbie Kidd was caught on a deer cam. Then, Jeremy‘s wife, that would be Leah in case you don’t have your Teen Mom 2 flowchart handy, and Jeremy’s new Leah, that would be Brittany Musick, compared pictures of Jeremy’s peen.
And, um, we have a match!
Leah first reached out to Brittany on Twitter. Needless to say, that exchange didn’t go well. Brittany called Leah a home wrecker and defended her decision to get to know Jeremy after he pursued her on Facebook. “I just heard about their divorce and he confirmed it,” she said. “So why not talk to him and chill? You’re never promised tomorrow.” At some point, however, Leah and Brittany exchanged texts. As well as a pic of Little Jeremy. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Like Cheeto dust through the garbage disposal, these are the days of Leah Calvert‘s life. Leah has been in the midst of a custody dispute with her ex-husband Corey Simms, a divorce with her soon-to-be-second-ex-husband Jeremy Calvert, and cheating scandal with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd, and possibly struggling with a drug addiction.
This week Leah confirmed that she’ll be allowing MTV to capture all the drama, as she made a eleventh hour decision to return to Teen Mom 2 after quitting the show! While many assumed she just didn’t want another one of her marital meltdowns being played out on TV, the real reason may have been that she didn’t want the cameras to capture her possibly losing custody of the twins to Corey.
Luckily, Leah and Corey settled their custody issues in court on Monday and agreed to maintain 50/50 joint custody of Ali and Aleeah. Corey was considering full custody as a result of Leah’s instability and drug issues amid rumors that she was using child support checks to buy drugs – Leah still maintains she does not have an opiate addiction – but she has found Jesus at a church that specializes in addiction sermons.
Leah‘s been accused of abusing opiates and cheating on Jeremy Calvert with Robbie Kidd. It’s messy, and I’m not sure which addiction is worse: the one to narcotics or the one to Robbie’s pe, um, personality.
Typical Leah, she’s pretending all is well one minute and crying victim the next minute. An “inside source” told Life & Style that Leah feels like a “prisoner in her own home” since she lives in a modular home on the Calvert‘s property.
This, just one week after Jeremy took to Twitter to accuse Leah of cheating on him with Robbie Kidd, announce he was filing for divorce and seeking custody of Baby Cheetos, and throw her decision to waste away his ability to financially support her (unlike her loser boy toy) in her orange face. “LMFAO,” he wrote. “You sure made a good choice. He can’t buy you a Big Mac.”
Perpetual victim Leah wants Teen Mom 2 fans to believe she’s a perfect wife and a doting mother, but I, for one, never believed the act she puts on for the cameras. Rumor has it that she’s managed to hide a lot from the cameras over the years, including smoking, neglecting her kids, cheating, and abusing drugs, but it has all started to catch up with her. Who will Leah blame this time?
On Friday, Leah‘s second husband, Jeremy Calvert, took to Twitter to share that the Teen Mom 2hot mess has done it again. Jeremy accused Leah of cheating on him with Robbie and announced that he is filing for divorce.
The life of a Teen Mom (or dad for that matter) is never boring, and the recent cast of Teen Mom 2 is no exception. These ladies (and gent) are upstaging show alums like Amber Portwood with their drama, antics and self-promotion. Read on to learn more about whether a recently separated Leah Messer is pregnant with her third child, as well as who Jenelle Evans would like to knock-out next. Saving the best for last, we give you the creme de la creme of reality star music forays, as Teen Dad Jo Rivera debuts a very hard core rap video.
Leah, 19, has a lot on her plate with 16-month-old twin girls and a very recent separation from her husband of six months, Corey Simms. The couple has had their fair share of hardships, juggling baby Aliannah’s health issues on top of being new parents and newlyweds. Now it seems that Leah may be adding another baby to her brood. In Touch is reporting that Leah purchased a pregnancy test on April 22nd at a Target near Elkview, North Carolina. A witness claims that Leah looked very worried while shopping with a friend, telling In Touch, “She left her friend behind when she went to the aisle with the pregnancy tests, telling her she’d meet her at the car.”
However, that isn’t where the story ends. Reports have claimed Corey has depleted the couple’s joint account and Leah is terrified as to what will happen to she and her growing family. A source claims, “Leah’s biggest nightmare is getting pregnant with no way to care for her babies and no money.” Recently Leah’s highschool sweetheart, Robbie Kidd, whom she dated for three years before getting pregnant with Corey, has made no secret of his feelings for his former flame. In an In Touch interview, Robbie, who works at a local McDonalds, refers to Leah as the “one who got away” and states, “In my perfect world, we would be back together, and I’d help her raise the kids.” Will that offer still be on the table if Leah is expecting Corey’s third child?
From babies to brawls, the show’s featherweight champion Jenelle Evans, 19,is no stranger to fighting, but at least this time it’s famewhoring for a very worthwhile cause. Not one to let old grudges die, Jenelle has challenged Kim Kardashian, 30,to a celebrity boxing match with proceeds to go to Inspirations, a national organization which aids teens suffering from alcohol and drug abuse. While in the past, Kim has gotten in the ring for charity, there is no word yet as whether her camp has responded to the offer. According to Hollywoodlife.com, the stars’ payout could be as much as a cool million dollars. As for me, my money’s on Jenelle.
And finally in Teen Mom news, there’s always someone (let’s be honest, most of them) looking to capitalize on their fleeting fifteen minutes of fame. This week, it’s Jo Rivera (aka N.I.C.K.B.), father of Isaac with former girlfriend Kailyn Lowry. As the next Vanilla Ice Eminem, he has just released his first rap video, an amazing remix sampling Alicia Keys’ Unthinkable. Popeater.com recently debuted Jo’s video, and his lyrics put William Shakespeare to shame. He tells his lady that her “pinky-toe ring highlights [her] feet” while likening her scent to fresh laundry and her beauty to an “avacado from Mexico.” Crunk! Please watch it below. I had to did. Enjoy!