Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Forgot About Dre

On last night’s Teen Mom 2, we had a daddy-daughter dance, mother-son therapy and plenty of hook-up confessions!

Briana DeJesus: Briana kicked off TM2 this week so if it’s good enough for the show, then its good enough for us. Briana is not getting a full tummy tuck. She tells her mom ‘she did her research’. I SHOULD HOPE SO. If you are going to have body altering plastic surgery (before all the eyes of Snapchat no less), I should hope you do your research. Briana also says she has cut Javi out and since he went on Kail’s podcast it was easy.

Teen Mom 2 and Teen Mom Young And Pregnant Recaps:

It’s already the season finale for our newest Teen Moms of Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant! You blink and they grow so fast! We definitely hope to see another season from this group!

Round One

Jade Cline: Jade goes out with her friends. She considers herself single. After eating they go out to dance.

Lexi Tatman: Lexi and her mom talk about the upcoming trip to Arizona. Her mom asks if this is a trip to look for housing (there are two instapots on the counter, I think I want one so that makes me jealous). Lexi insists that it is just a trip and her mom hints that she might go south one day and wants to prepare herself before they move.

Ashley Jones: Ashley is prepping for her surprise party for Bar. Bar’s mom was going to babysit, but suddenly she can’t and Ashley hopes that doesn’t mean she’s planning to come to the party.

Jenelle Evans & Dr. Drew

Well, well – what a surprise Jenelle Evans is causing drama and chaos and being rewarded for it by MTV! Yaaaaaaaayyayyayay – who’s ready for another crazy Jenelle post?! (I see your invisible hands raised high!)

The Teen Mom 2 cast was recently in NYC to film the reunion – including pregnant Chelsea Houska – but Jenelle refused. Although none of the cast wants to be around her due to all her violent and unhinged outbursts, Jenelle’s official reason for not fulfilling her contract was because her fired husband David Eason was banned and the network wouldn’t pay for him to travel alongside Jenelle. Jenelle couldn’t go without him, because she didn’t feel safe.

Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant Recap: Out With The Old, In With The New

The long holiday weekend is over. Shall we celebrate by dissecting some entitled young people screaming at each other? I say yes! Let’s dig into this week’s Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant recap, followed by Teen Mom 2 highlights from last night’s episode.

Round 1

Kayla Sessler: Kayla is excited to start college. She has a new love interest ‘she be textin’. Why do I think perhaps she’ll be taking remedial English as one of her first classes?

Brianna Jaramillo:  Brianna has all kinds of time to hang out with friends now that Danae is out of the picture. Who has the baby? All kinds of time with a little baby at home, don’t you have to take care of him? Also, does Victoria Secret have a sponsorship with these girls? And did she cut the shoulder out of that sweatshirt or do you now pay $60 for one that is cut up? Sorry about that, my grandmother’s voice somehow traveled 400 miles to take over my mind for a second there.

Jenelle Evans With Jace

According to a new report Jenelle Evans flew into an explosive road rage and allegedly pulled a gun on a fellow driver  – all while her son Jace, 7, was in the car with her!

On April 26, the Teen Mom 2 star called 9-1-1 to accuse a fellow driver of aggressively tailgating her and then recklessly cutting her off, causing her to slam on her breaks so hard that Jace “almost hit the dash.” OK, first thing – why is Jace in the front seat? Why is Jace not in a booster seat? Secondly Jenelle did not tell police she had a firearm on her – although the fellow driver she is accused of targeting certainly did! 

Instagram Roundup: Bethenny Frankel, Andy Cohen, Farrah Abraham, Sean Lowe, Lala Kent, & More!

I would give anything to witness the Housewives crossover that went down when Teresa Giudice, Carole Radziwill, and Brandi Glanville all took part in the same promotional event. Obviously, they all looked amazing, but I would love to know what they chatted about in between working. It seems like such a random grouping of people that I cannot help being interested in and entertained by.

Speaking of Teresa Giuidice, one of her most formidable opponents, Kim DePaola, the eternally infamous Kim D, hung out with Teresa’s estranged cousin Kathy Wakile… and made sure to photograph it, of course. When were these two ever friends? I can’t imagine Kathy wanted anything to do with Kim D when she orchestrated the Strippergate shenanigans back in the day. I imagine they got together to talk shit about Teresa and Melissa Gorga….or maybe I’m just getting dramatic and they just wanted to cause a stir by posing together for a social media post. If that’s the case, then mission accomplished. If they actually are legitimately friends with no ulterior motives, then color me shocked.

Chelsea Houska pregnant

Usually when I announce a Teen Mom pregnancy it’s with disappointment, but not today! Chelsea Houska revealed that she and husband Cole DeBoer are expecting their third child – and it’s a girl!

The Teen Mom 2 star shared the news on Instagram, with a post titled “It’s a girl,” featuring a photo of her ultrasound.

Kail Lowry & Leah Messer In Hawaii

Kailyn Lowry and Leah Messer took a girls trip (re: no kids) to Hawaii. On Kail’s podcast, she revealed that the trip was taped for Teen Mom 2 and was so much fun Kail thinks she and Leah should get a spinoff about doing things and being moms. Isn’t that what Teen Mom is already about? Or does Kail just want Chelsea Houska and Jenelle Evans out of the picture?!

Kail and Leah shared tons of photos from their trip where they went sky diving, horse back riding, and swimming in beautiful coves.