Bruce Jenner Reminds Us He Used To Have A Life, 50 Cent Disses Kim Kardashian & Kanye!

Oh Kardashians.  Y’all are so funny.  Poor Bruce Jenner is trying to regain relevance by reminding us that he’s not just married to pimp master Kris, he’s also a former Olympian.  It’s almost too late for that reminder, but I guess he has the Olympic fanfare to help his cause.  Bless his heart.

The former decathlete has been covering the games, and he recently spoke with Access Hollywood about his time in Olympic Village back in the day.  Bruce brags, “I was a stud! Let me tell you, I was doing it!  Just kicking butt all day long, taking no prisoners.”  So basically the exact opposite of how he is now.

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Bruce reveals that he was all about the Games back in 1976.  He wasn’t trying to play the field.  He admits, “I didn’t do any of that stuff — I’m prudish! I’ve never been much into fooling around the world.  I wasn’t quite a virgin, but I was reserved, or choosey – [I’ll] put it that way.”

Not surprisingly, Bruce’s step-children didn’t even realize he was gone while he was serving as an Olympic correspondent for E!  (I’m not sure which is more shocking…the fact that he’s working for the network that lurves all things Kardashian or the fact that his step-kids didn’t realize he wasn’t around.)  He explains, “Actually, I talked to [stepdaughter] Kim [Kardsahian] yesterday, and Kim said ‘God, I haven’t talked to you or seen you in so long! I actually miss you.’”  Of Kim’s revelation, he says that he took it as a compliment.  Decathlete or doormat?

In other Kardashian news, 50 Cent has taken an apparent jab at Kim Kardashian when discussing  Kanye West‘s new song Perfect B*tch.  The song is about Kim, and according to Radar Online, the rapper talks about the rap, saying, “I mean … if that man feel like she’s perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye.”

50 continues, “You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Ouch.

TELL US-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRUCE’S WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE?  HOW FUNNY IS 50 CENT’S COMMENT?

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