Ahhh… Kardashians! It must suck when every person of importance or A List magnitude hates you. Oh, well – they can just soldier on pimping their wares and products that I suppose someone, somewhere maybe buys. I mean someone is buying this right?
Anyway, exciting times in K-Kountry! Kourtney Kardashian recently took to her website to announce that the Kardashian Kollection is making its international debut. That’s right they’re taking their polyester, bedazzled, besquined, leopard print harem pants and schmattas to the UK. God save well – everyone! Does the Queen know about this great injustice?
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The sisters K will be launching their collection in over 250 Dorothy Perkins chain stores across the British Aisle. “We’ve been wanting to take the Kollection to the UK for a while now, so this is a dream come true,” Kourtney announced.
But it doesn’t stop there. Oh no the insanity is invading other countries as well. If you live in one of these esteemed nations I apologize. Kourtney adds, “We’ll also be launching in 12 other countries, including Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Indonesia and the Philippines.” Ha… well if we have to inundated you do too!
Moving on, actor Jeremy Renner is the latest actual celebrity with real talent to snark on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars as shameless, useless, famewhores.
In a recent interview with the UK Guardian, the Borne Legacy star discussed the pitfalls of fame, expressing that he never wished to be famous. While that may or not be true, he added that being famous for being famous ala the Kardashians was his worst nightmare. I think making a sex tape with Kim Kardashian is my worst nightmare, but clearly Jeremy and I are different people with different horrors.
“I know it’s a cliche but I never wanted to be famous. I don’t believe anybody wants to be famous,” Jeremy explained. And when the interviewer mentioned people like the Kardashians who are dying to be famous without well any reason to be, Jeremy rolled his eyes and declared them “ridiculous.”
“Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people.” Sadly, those stupid, stupid people are richer than I’ll ever hope to be. But I guess I don’t have to deal with Kris Jenner and 3/4 of the developed world hasn’t seen me get peed on so yeah, maybe my life isn’t so bad!
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