Oh God… pass the xanax and gimme access to Jacqueline Laurita's bottomless wine cellar quick, because the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 5 trailer has just been released and all I can say is Holiiiiiie Canoli!
Of course Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga have been perfecting their soap opera skills in the off-season and with performances this rich they really oughta be bumping Susan Lucci out of the Emmy Awards category for most dramatic performance by a female lead. You can check it out below!
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