Farrah Abraham Reveals Bigger Boobs! Farrah Texts Charlie Sheen; He Calls Her A “Desperate Guzzler Of Douche Agua”


TGIF! Yes, thank goodness it's Farrah, and there's even more of Farrah Abraham for us to love this Friday! 

The former Teen Mom star revealed that she has increased her boob size. Again. Farrah, 22, recently traded in her C-cup saline breast implants for D-cup silicone breast implants, as the smaller saline implants "felt like water balloons." 

This $7,145 pair of boobs marks Farrah's fourth plastic surgery procedure in less than three years. As you may recall, Farrah's first boob job was in 2010, and she had work done on her nose and chin last year.


Farrah is happy with the results and doesn't see any issue with her decision to go under the knife again. 

"I look more natural," Farrah said. "I don't think I've done too many surgeries at a young age. If someone wants to walk around with bags under their eyes, that's fine. But personally, I want to look my best, and I'm looking amazing." 

Farrah also hasn't ruled out additional surgeries in the future.  "What if I have a freak accident and I need something fixed? Or if age gets to me, or I have more children and want a mommy makeover," said the up-and-coming porn star reality TV star.

That said, Farrah insisted the boobs are done, adding, "I'm very realistic about keeping myself looking natural. I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status." Too late? How do they look? Farrah with Myla Sinanaj last night:


Farrah went on to cry about being single despite the fact that she just told Howard Stern that she's not interested in a relationship. 

"It's sad because I don't have a boyfriend," Farrah said. "Obviously, I look good, and when I see a hot guy and he's dating an ugly girl, I'm like, 'Damn, all that goodness is going to waste.' And my goodness is going to waste because I don't have anyone to spend it on."

Not that Farrah hasn't been desperately trying to stay relevant find a man. Just last month, Farrah tried to share her goodness with Charlie Sheen, HAHAHA. Sadly, their budding romance has come to an end already. A very very funny end.

Yesterday, TMZ published screen shots of private text messages between Farrah and Charlie, which they reportedly received from Farrah.

Farrah: "Helloooooo! Wanted to say I was excited to meet you if Anger Management ever ends up booking me. IDK if that will happen so I felt like saying your super funny and would love to meet you at some point … Maybe we can meet up for a playdate with our children or if your cool for just coffee and relaxing let me know."

Charlie: "You sound fabulous! Coffee is for amateurs and grandmas… would love to get together." 

Farrah: "I'm in town … If you would like to do kids play date let me know. I'm going to a b-day part Friday night. You can come if you are up for some drinks but there will be like porn star ppl there. If your not comfortable with that then let me know some thing else you would like to do."

Charlie: "That is quite the spectrum to navigate young lady."

Farrah: "My life is a wide spectrum."

Charlie: "Good answer!" 

So, Farrah obviously used Charlie's name as a pawn in her famewhoring games, and he's NOT happy about it. Charlie's response to Farrah: 

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; 


I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. 


your daughter must be so proud.


please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.


oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.




Hands down, that will be the BEST thing I will read ALL day, possibly all month, and I think it's safe to say that Charlie is – wait for it – WINNING! 

In Touch has more photos of Farrah's new boobs.


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