The upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be drastically different. Two of the OG cast members, Lisa Vanderpump and Camille Grammer, will not be there to mix it up and call out the other ladies. Newbies Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke will be there to bring the drama instead. Those are some big Christian Louboutin’s to fill.
Denise Richards had her freshman season this past go around. And I’m sure she has a lot of wisdom to impart on Garcelle and Sutton. Such as how to get know-it-all Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave to stop talking, or ice queen Erika Jayne to start talking. But rumors abounded that Denise wouldn’t play a big part in the newest season due to her busy acting career. Luckily, the rumors aren’t true.
Denise Richards made it through her first season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills relatively unscathed. Sure, she talked up her sexual exploits, including the creepy happy-endings massage with an older woman she arranged for hubby Aaron Phypers. Denise also dished on her ex Charlie Sheen bringing a hooker to Thanksgiving dinner. And on occasion, she liked to have a few cocktails and let loose. Really loose. Marital secrets loose.
Despite being a long-time celebrity, Denise did not outwardly appear to have a lot in common with her RHOBH co-stars. She was not prone to stir up drama, for the most part. Except with Camille Grammer. Denise didn’t really want to compete in the fashion game with the other ladies. So what does she have to chat about with her co-stars? After a recent legal settlement, Denise can at least use lawsuits as a conversation starter.
Denise Richards was the newbie on last season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Viewers learned that Denise enjoyed tequila any time of day, and that her new husband, Aaron Phypers, had a rather large member. Let’s just say that Denise was pretty open, and it was refreshing. I’m glad she’ll be around next season.
Viewers also heard over and over how Denise used to be married to Charlie Sheen. In one of Denise’s first scenes on the show, she was on the phone with Charlie getting his opinion on whether their daughter Sam Sheen could go out with a boy or not. Surprisingly, their co-parenting relationship seemed pretty normal. But as usual, all is not what it seems on TV.
Denise Richards is well into her freshman year as one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and so far she has avoided making anyone angry or engaging in any feuds. Which is pretty remarkable considering that most new ladies like to stir it up to guarantee screen time. As Denise was already a celebrity coming into the show, she is probably guaranteed generous camera time no matter what she does.
Newbie Denise might not be dramatic, but she sure does like to share. Or rather, overshare. So far this season, Denise has revealed that her new husband Aaron Phypers is well endowed–and that she once set him up with a happy ending massage. Denise also admitted that she had a happy ending lady pond massage experience herself. And just this week, Denise claimed that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen once brought a hooker to her Thanksgiving dinner!
The newest housewife to hold a diamond on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is none other than actress Denise Richards. Denise is probably best known for playing Bond girl Dr. Christmas Jones, a nuclear physicist who wears tank tops that are too small. Or for her role as a student in Wild Things, where she makes out with Neve Campbell and wears tank tops that are too small
Denise was an icon on the big screen in the late 90’s early 2000’s. But is she going to be an icon on the RHOBH? We’re only two episodes in so far and Denise seems pretty chill. In the season nine trailer, we know that Kim Richards accuses Denise of being a liar. There doesn’t seem to be more drama than that. However, Lisa Rinna hints otherwise and teases at big things to come from Denise.
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was a filler episode of wealthy women doing what Bravo wants us to believe wealthy women do: shopping and pastry decorating in between filming PSAs about parental abandonment (aka empty nesting) and eating disorders coinciding with the launch of your Instagram modeling career.
Things begin with Kyle Richards driving Lisa Vanderpump to Dr. Ourian‘s office. Dr. Ourian is the plastic surgeon to Kardashians and also Brielle Biermann’s lips, so you know… do what you will with that. Then book an appointment with Paul Nassif immediately afterward.
Anyway, Lisa takes a hit of laughing gas, which according to her “is like drinking a whole bottle of wine without the hangover” and gets her neck tightened. Kyle videos the whole procedure, and LVP explains that laughing with Kyle is necessary for her as she deals with the loss of her brother.
Denise Richards may be new to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but she’s no stranger to drama. As soon as she was announced as a cast member, her
questionable personal past was a MAJOR topic of conversation. A lot of the buzz was about her ex-husband. Charlie Sheen is one of the most polarizing celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to see him chatting it up with Lisa Vanderpump or Erika Jayne? Oh, the drama!
While it would be cool to see someone with genuine tiger’s blood on the show, it’s not looking likely. There was no indication of the former Two and a Half Men star in the Season 9 trailer. Trailers don’t show everything so anything is possible! Right? After all, the mother of his children is a focal point of the new season. Plus, Charlie isn’t typically someone to shy away from the limelight. All of his over the top antics would fit in perfectly in the 90210. Luckily for fans, Charlie is setting the record straight on if he’ll make a cameo this season, other than his appearance via speakerphone during the last episode.
It’s the dawn of a new era on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, one where Lisa Vanderpump is no longer the established queen. Things are about to get very, very interesting in the 9021-NO!
In fact, the season opens with Kyle Richards getting thrown out of LVP’s house and Ken Todd telling her that she is NOT a good friend. Fast forward to two months earlier, we check in with all the ladies.
Unsurprisingly, Erika Girardi wakes up alone. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, meanwhile, wakes up in an enormous new house they purchased for the canyon views. Teddi is now running an accountability empire and trying to hold herself accountable to the motherhood/work balance. Things get so confusing her five-year-old winds up wearing one of Teddi’s crop tops as a t-shirt. #DontGiveBethennyAnyIdeas