Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was a filler episode of wealthy women doing what Bravo wants us to believe wealthy women do: shopping and pastry decorating in between filming PSAs about parental abandonment (aka empty nesting) and eating disorders coinciding with the launch of your Instagram modeling career.
Anyway, Lisa takes a hit of laughing gas, which according to her “is like drinking a whole bottle of wine without the hangover” and gets her neck tightened. Kyle videos the whole procedure, and LVP explains that laughing with Kyle is necessary for her as she deals with the loss of her brother.
While it would be cool to see someone with genuine tiger’s blood on the show, it’s not looking likely. There was no indication of the former Two and a Half Men star in the Season 9 trailer. Trailers don’t show everything so anything is possible! Right? After all, the mother of his children is a focal point of the new season. Plus, Charlie isn’t typically someone to shy away from the limelight. All of his over the top antics would fit in perfectly in the 90210. Luckily for fans, Charlie is setting the record straight on if he’ll make a cameo this season, other than his appearance via speakerphone during the last episode.
In fact, the season opens with Kyle Richards getting thrown out of LVP’s house and Ken Todd telling her that she is NOT a good friend. Fast forward to two months earlier, we check in with all the ladies.
Unsurprisingly, Erika Girardi wakes up alone. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, meanwhile, wakes up in an enormous new house they purchased for the canyon views. Teddi is now running an accountability empire and trying to hold herself accountable to the motherhood/work balance. Things get so confusing her five-year-old winds up wearing one of Teddi’s crop tops as a t-shirt. #DontGiveBethennyAnyIdeas
Denise Richards joined the cast of The Real Housewives Beverly Hills for Season 9, which starts next week. Like any new Housewife, she must wonder how sharing her life with six other women will go. Will I make new friends and be accepted? Are new career opportunities going to come my way? Are my castmates going to dig up dirt from my past and use it against me?
Wouldn’t you love it if your new co-workers gave you honest advice about what REALLY happened around the office? You know, the kind of realness that could get someone sent to HR? Well, rookie Denise is the lucky recipient of such “office” wisdom from her fellow Housewives!
You know, I appreciate someone who follows the rules. In the case of Bravo’s Housewives franchise, it’s nice to see Denise Richards taking the title to heart. The latest addition to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tied the knot on Saturday to fiancé Aaron Phypers in a small ceremony in Malibu. Denise has been filming with Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, and crew (and vacationing with the ladies in the Bahamas), and if a wedding isn’t enough of a story line, I don’t know what is…although there is no word yet as to whether the nuptials were filmed for the upcoming season.
The movie star, and former Mrs. Charlie Sheen, is just one of the already famous faces to populate the RHOBH cast. I guess in Beverly Hills, a reality show is a great retirement plan after a career in show business. Sure, Bravo housewives always end up being famous, but very rarely are they a household name before the show—with the exception of the Rodeo Drive ladies and Real Housewives of Atlanta’sKandi Burruss (and that one time with Kim Fields…).
Now that Denise Richards is a confirmed cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, there are so many questions. Why did she decide to join the show? What is she willing to share? What will her tagline be?
The cast and crew are currently filming Season 9, so there’s no word on that tagline will be, but the actress did recently open up about her decision to return to reality TV.
Sadly, she isn't smart enough to know better. Someone forgot to drink their Tiger Blood! Luckily, Farrah has been learning from Charlie (#almostwinning?), and now she is firing back at his hate filled response to her releasing text messages between the two. Of course, what better way for Farrah to insult Charlie than the classiest of media outlets? Seriously, who is watching Sophia?
TGIF! Yes, thank goodness it's Farrah, and there's even more of Farrah Abraham for us to love this Friday!
The former Teen Mom star revealed that she has increased her boob size. Again. Farrah, 22, recently traded in her C-cup saline breast implants for D-cup silicone breast implants, as the smaller saline implants "felt like water balloons."
This $7,145 pair of boobs marks Farrah's fourth plastic surgery procedure in less than three years. As you may recall, Farrah's first boob job was in 2010, and she had work done on her nose and chin last year.