Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham Plans To Open Alcohol Free Restaurant After Rehab


Seems like Farrah Abraham has moved from promoting Farrah Superstar to sharing the wisdom she has acquired since falling victim to a DUI charge.

Earlier this week, the former Teen Mom star announced that she was off to Florida for a 10-day kid free vacation stint in rehab for alcohol abuse. Now, Farrah has revealed a few details about the "alcohol free" restaurant she is planning to open in Texas. Perfectly timed details, of course.

"The main theme and purpose of why I'm making this restaurant is really the community involvement," said Farrah the Humanitarian. "It's called DDs."


DDs? BWAHAHA. As in, Farrah bought DD boobs with her porn money? Or how about Dipsh*t's Delusions? Designated Drivers? Drunken Donuts?

Oh the possibilities! This is why I have a hard time hating Farrah. She provides endless hours of entertainment every single time she opens her mouth (no pun intended). 

"It's Drinks and Donuts," explained Farrah. "But everything is non-alcoholic and the program is for having designated drivers making good driving choices and decisions." 

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Farrah stopped to complain about the fines and "a lot of probation" and the breathalyzer placed in her car as a result of her own DWI situation.

"I feel like when people are going through special hardships and have so many restraints put on them, it's good to be rewarded," continued Farrah. "It's good to have free food. It’s good to have all these perks when you go out and eat and a fun and great environment.”

Huh? Free food for… who? The designated drivers or those dealing with DUI related hardships? I'm sooo confused. Was Farrah drunk when she gave this interview? She clearly needs to blow into that breathalyzer before she talks.


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