It’s a topsy-turvy world in Kardashian Kingdom! Kris Jenner is losing her executive kontrol over the family $100 bill Kim Kardashian, and Scott Disick is reconsidering his priorities and deciding that all the Bentleys, Rolls, and Maseratis in the world aren’t more important than his kids!
With Kanye West becoming Kim’s official kontrol board operator at the E! Fembotiks Institute, Kris is feeling her power diminish. Apparently during an upkoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians she and Kim had such an epic fight, Kim refused to let Kris into her sparkly redecorated uber mansion – the one where she and Kanye are not really living as Kim is still kouch-surfing (Givenchy kouch?!) at Kris’ house.
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Production sources reveal that the Kardashians have “staged” a new argument where Kris fights to get entry into Kim’s house and resorts to flinging a rock through the window, ruining Kanye’s custom glass made from the ground wings of monarch butterflies and mixed with diamonds paste. Apparently Kris is furious because when Kimye moved out, they stole a bunch of kitchen stuff and Kris wants it back! They didn’t get pots and pans for their wedding?!
TMZ reports that, per the leaked E! script, Kris storms over to Kimye’s, but Kim refuses to open the door all the way, causing Kris to yell, “I gave you life and you stole my cookware!” Then Kim threatens to have Kris ejected from the premises by security and slams the door in pimpmomager’s face. Kris retaliates by flinging a garden rock through an upstairs window, shattering the glass, and bellowing, “You won’t get rid of me this easily.”
Naturally the kliffhanger, makes us believe North is somehow injured or afraid and Kris threw the rock through her window because North “cries on cue.”
Why do I imagine Kanye told Kris she stole that key from Beyonce?
Scott is also disappointing Kris by finally gaining some perspective! After losing both his parents in one year, suffering through alcoholism and depression, and welcoming his third child with longtime love Kourtney Kardashian, Scott has recognized money isn’t everything. All those years of Kris brainwashing were for naught!
“I’ve realized that money is not everything I used think it was,” Scott acknowledges. “Being at home is more important. We’ve been fortunate enough to have three amazing kids. “They don’t really make our lives any harder, they make it easier, because you kind of realize what life’s about. We’re pretty fortunate for that and I thank God for that.”
Scott also says he no longer cares what people think about him because he knows what matters. “I try not to look into what people are saying about me anymore. People always have something to say about me,” the self-declared Lord tells People. “A decent amount of the time it’s probably not true, so I don’t want to drive myself too crazy.”
“Listen, if it causes somebody some kind of happiness in their lives, so be it,” Scott accepts. “I watch TV and movies for entertainment. Some people wanna read things, so more power to them.” Skott is so getting kicked out the family – I mean, he and Kourtney are becoming way too normal and un-attention whore focused.
Good thing Kylie and Kendall have picked up the slack…
TELL US – IS KRIS THROWING A ROCK THROUGH KIM’S WINDOW THE DUMBEST KUWTK SCRIPTED STORYLINE YET? ARE YOU SURPRISED BY SKOTT’S EPIPHANY?
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