Asa Soltan Rahmati and Reza Farahan came hard for Mike Shouhed‘s new wife Jessica Parido on the Shahs of Sunset After Show. Jessica has been extremely vocal about her low opinion of Mike’s friends and Mike’s friends aren’t open to the new people. And the ish really hit the fan after the group sided with Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi on Turkey-Gate.
This week, Mike planned a “reconciliation dinner” so they could all forgive and forget. And sing Kum Ba Yah. Mike is an idiot. Jessica came to the dinner with a different agenda. One that Reza didn’t appreciate.
“I was very shocked that Mike allowed the reconciliation dinner to go south. If he was smart, he would have asked Jessica to hold all of her insults for a later date, maybe two or three dinners later, once we were on better ground,” Reza suggested. “Jessica was clearly not interested in reconciling. She came with an agenda, and her agenda was to insult us, point fingers, and to let us know loud and clear that she doesn’t give a f-ck about any of us.”
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Reza, who cannot finish a sentence without calling a woman a bitch or a ho or insulting white people, went on to complain about a lack of respect. “Jessica is impulsive, and she never gives the crew any respect,” he said. “She’s making her issues with Mike an issue between her/Mike and the crew. I truly don’t know why they invited us to dinner. It was a disaster.”
About the dinner, Asa shared, “I show up at the dinner – open heart and open mind – but that’s now how they showed up. Jessica came to this dinner to fight it out.” Reza added, “She was high on Martinis and an engagement ring. This bitch was brand new.”
“Jessica was such a sweet girl when I first met her and I really liked her,” Asa added. “She was a really sweet, cool girl. It feels like she is more excited about being on TV than any one of us are.”
“We all met her at a Star Magazine party,” continued Reza. “We thought she wasn’t going to be around because Mike brought hos by all the time. We were used to a revolving door of hos. We thought this was going to be another one. We didn’t know she was going to make it.”
Recalling the time Jessica told Reza and MJ that Mike outgrew them, Reza said, “Bitch, shut up! You’re not even human!”
Asa: “We’re all in very serious relationships. It’s a balance.”
Reza: “We’re adults.”
Asa: “For millions of years people have had friends and a relationship. This is not some magic where suddenly you can’t see your friends. We’re family.”
Reza: “Bitch, you’re not going to be around in four or five years, we will.”
On what Jessica cares about more, her marriage or the show, Reza surmised, “I’m willing to put this beautiful gold Rolex Daytona – retail price not going to be revealed – that if Shahs was over tomorrow, Jessica would become whatever religion she was before she became Jewish and she would become Jessica Parido and she won’t be Jessica Shouhed anymore. She’ll divorce his ass in a hot minute.”
Reza and Asa called out Jessica for promoting herself as a star of Shahs of Sunset. “It’s sad,” said Asa. “We’ve been doing this for five years and none of us are crazy like that.” Reza added, “Pump the brakes, bitch!”
I don’t care for Jessica, and I agree that she has a bad case of famewhoreitis, but I have zero patience for Reza. He needs to have a seat.
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