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I wasn’t going to watch, but God help me I did.  The MTV VMAs were a freak show of a mess tonight.  Terrible fashion, weed smoking overkill, and more of Miley Cyrus’s freaking boobs than we ever care to see again.   And seriously, Kim Kardashian, it’s time to rehire that stylist you fired.  Just say no to Kanye making your maternity fashion choices for you. 

I’m still reeling over what the hell I just watched. Kanye West was presented with the Video Vanguard award and babbled in the most awkward speech that never seemed to end.  In one breath he talked about setting a good example for daughter North, then admitted to smoking pot earlier in the night, and then at the very end he announced he’s running for President in 2020.  Oh the campaign fashions Kanye is already planning for Kim.

As for the rest of the show, a couple of awards were given out, there were a few live performances, but no videos or even clips of nominated videos were actually featured.   And Miley ended the night with a song that proclaimed (for the millionth time tonight) that she smokes weed and loves peace (but sounded like she was saying penis).  It was a classy night all about music and the artists creating the videos.  /sarcasm. 

Anywho, back to the fashions.  Among the reality stars on the red carpet: Kourtney Kardashian and sister Kylie Jenner, Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans, Gigi Hadid, Kris Jenner , former Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels, former Big Brother contestant Frankie Grande and more are in the gallery below.  If any more pics pop up tonight, I’ll add them to the gallery in the morning. 

Sorry, but Kim takes home the award for worst dressed by a landslide.   Who do you think was worst/best dressed tonight?  Did you watch this mess of a show?  Are you voting for Kanye?

Dancing with the Stars’ pro dancer Val Chmerkovskiy summed up the show quite nicely:

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If you have fourteen minutes to kill (and long to hear Kanye say “bro” a dozen times) – it seems MTV edited it – it was longer and there were more dramatic pauses and rambles and bashing awards shows, etc, in the first airing of it.

 

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