Waaaah… Kim Kardashian is 9 months pregnant and she’s feeling fat and cranky! What a coincidence: looking at 9 months of Kim’s pregnancy fashions makes me feel fat and cranky!
In a new blog, Kim who is “due any day now” complains that as her second pregnancy finally comes to an end she is “feeling fat as f–k” and all she wants to do is sit around and eat chips. “I hate it. It’s awful,” The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star complained of pregnancy. Last month Kim confessed to gaining 52 lbs so far.
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Kim has been open about undergoing fertility treatments and how uncomfortable and dangerous her pregnancies are. According to Kim the yet unnamed Baby Yeezus The Second (I think that’s a contender, right?) is currently “the size of a pumpkin” and that’s making her even more uncomfortable.. “My cankles are out of control,” she adds. That hasn’t stopped Kim from wearing 5″ strappy heels however!
Earlier this week Kim revealed that her son was breech and she underwent a painful procedure to flip him before birth. To make herself feel better, Kim has been binging on chips. Specifically she’s “craving Lay’s Barbecue potato chips.”
In other news, Kim’s pregnancy continues to be uninteresting to the masses as her younger sisters usurp her in popularity.
According to new ranking reports released by Yahoo, both Kendall Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner have outranked Kim in Yahoo’s top searches of 2015! Don’t scarf down too many chips to deal with your depression Kim – after all it’s only Yahoo.
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Among the other things making Kim depressed, she and Kanye are still living with Kris Jenner as they await completion of their Calabasas mansion. Too many rhinestones slowing the process down!?
Kim can always resort to her old trick of posting another nude selfie whenever her popularity starts to slip. Oh, or maybe people are over that as well?
TELL US – IS KIM COMPLAINING TOO MUCH?
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