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Real Housewives of Potomac finale recap

DC’s cherry blossoms are past their peak as the feud between Gizelle Bryant and Katie Rost roars on, with Gizelle taking to her blog this week to deride Katie’s most recent antics. Calling Katie juvenile doesn’t seem nearly as bad as calling her an undercover drug addict, so maybe Gizelle’s toned it down a bit, actually! One thing seems clear: these two Real Housewives of Potomac castmates will be coming with guns blazing at one another for the reunion.  

Katie is not  – nor may ever be – on Gizelle’s short list of acceptable humans. However, in an effort to smooth things over, Gizelle did invite Katie to her “Come to Jesus” lunch. But we all saw how that turned out! Gizelle describes her lunch as a place where “everyone comes to the table in the spirit of ‘What Would Jesus Do.’ Let’s all be the bigger person, let’s agree to disagree, let’s hold hands and sing, ‘Let There be Peace on Earth.’ So regardless of your race or religion, come to the lunch and act like you have some home training.” 

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“I loved seeing Andrew and Katie act like two-year-olds when I called Katie as they were driving. Yep, I call that Tuesday,” snarks Gizelle about the couples’ reaction to her lunch invitation. 

But it was Karen Huger who really brought Gizelle’s luncheon down to the toddler level when she threw an absolute hissy fit about Ashley Darby wanting to “get to know” her daughter, Rayvin. In reaction to Karen’s disgusting low brow comments toward Ashley, Gizelle jokes, “CHIIIIILLLLE!!! That Mrs. Karen says some things outta her mouth that no one is EVER ready for. When Karen told Ashley that Michael needs to ejaculate so that Ashley could procreate, I couldn’t breathe.”

“I felt like I needed a flashing yellow light and a sign that reads, CAUTION, CAUTION, the UNNECESSARY AND THE UNBELIEVABLE is about to be spread throughout the atmosphere,” continues Gizelle. “I thought I was going to fall out of my chair or choke on my bread, either one wasn’t good. However, I must admit, it might have been the funniest thing that I have heard in a looooong time…sorry, Ashley.”

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Although she can laugh off the ridiculousness that is Karen Huger, Gizelle seems to have a harder time letting Katie’s words slide. It was Katie, remember, who told Gizelle point blank: “You’re a stupid woman who says stupid things.”

Gizelle reflects in her blog, “It is obvious that Katie and I are getting to know each other, and our process has been a little bumpy to say the least. As I get to know her better it seems that if her back is up against the wall and she is confronted with an upsetting topic (your fiancé is enjoying another man fondling his butt), she reverts back to 7th grade playground behavior. ‘You’re stupid, you’re stupid’…nope not how I discuss anything. I use adult words, concepts and relate to thought provoking discussions.”

Gizelle offers her final advice to the group, and more pointedly, to those in the group who appear “borderline bonkers” – not naming any names, of course!

“I think more could have and should have been said by many of us but my mother has always told me if you don’t have anything nice to say then say nothing. While my sister has taught me that sometimes you just let people talk so that you can assess just how clueless, irrational, and borderline bonkers they really are.”

TELL US: DO YOU THINK KATIE’S COMMENTS TOWARD GIZELLE WERE JUVENILE? OR DID GIZELLE DESERVE BEING CALLED A “STUPID WOMAN”? 

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