Remember the halcyon days of Real Housewives Of New Jersey when a season finale would be a massive family feud involving scandalizing secrets of your sister-in-laws past coming out over appetizers at a Posche Fashion Show?
Or possibly a cavewoman, wearing a the fur she literally just ripped from a wild boar, chasing another woman through a country club screaming expletives, all to the background of sparkly polyester bandage dresses tripping down a runway? Yeah, well that ain’t these days.
As another finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is upon us we are reminded of the past, but also look towards a new dawn.
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This one centered around an ENVY Fashion Show (and oh boy, does it make me envious of the past and how we have lost the Machiavellian grip of Kim D. Or better yet: KIM G!).
Tonight Melissa Gorga hosts her first fashion show to prove her boutique is not a vanity project
like her singing career was.
Dolores Catania surprises her ex-husband by taking yet another step towards independence – which means lifting one more finger from his wallet! Dolores’ good role modeling has Teresa Giudice realizing it’s time for her to FINALLY (finally!) get real about her own finances – especially since
Joe owes hundreds-of-thousands in restitution she’s paying the bills all alone.
Siggy Flicker decides Poison can stay home and mourn his manhood, because this time she’ll play mediator for Melissa, Teresa and Jacqueline to talk – unfortunately doing what she does best, Jacq turns tail and runs!
TELL US – DID YOU ENJOY THIS SEASON OF RHONJ? DO YOU THINK THE REUNION WILL BE AS CONTENTIOUS AS IN THE PAST?
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