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Vicki & Kelly on RHOC

This season of Real Housewives of Orange County, as usual, is going to be a fun (and confusing) game of who is on what team during any given episode. It changes so often that we need a score card. In her blog this week, Kelly Dodd expresses her frustration over Tamra Judge talking crap behind her back, Shannon Beador‘s desire to get her wasted all the time, and explains why she’s so angry and irked at Meghan King Edmonds.

Before Kelly dives into the drama of the latest episode, she gives us a little TMI about her vaginal tightening procedure. “You guys are probably wondering why I got my vagina tightened? I had originally discussed the technology and procedure with Dr. Niccole at CosmetiCare, thinking it might help my mother. Mom wasn’t interested, but I was. Most women I know have a problem with “leaking”, which can happen as we age or after having a baby. The walls of the vagina contain collagen fibers, which often lose tissue tone and elasticity. It can be embarrassing and stressful in social settings to leak urine when sneezing, coughing, jumping, and standing up, etc.”

She adds, “As you saw, I asked Vicki to come along for moral support. We had both been joking about it for days right up to and including my visit to the medspa. Nicole was the consummate professional throughout. She somehow managed to stay focused while Vicki and I were making sophomoric jokes and cracking each other up. A lot of people have asked me if it was effective. Absolutely.”

Kelly feels that Shannon is up to something, “When Michael and I were discussing what went down at the Quiet Woman the night before, I realized how often Shannon tries to get me drunk at a dinner or a party. It happens so often we lost count.”

Kelly is also a little stunned to realize how mean Tamra Judge is behind her back, “Since I am watching the show with you for the first time, it is interesting to me how nasty Tamra is behind my back when talking to Shannon. Remember, at the Quiet Woman, “[Kelly] is nothing”; “Kelly can suck harry balls”; then her house the next day, paraphrasing, “I saw the Devil walk in”. Seems to me Tamra is (1) projecting and (2) stoking the flames of hatred in Shannon, provoking her to lash out at people. Bingo, a new puppet-master is exposed.”

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She ends her blog this week by addressing the comments Meghan King Edmonds made. “I was shocked to see her play the victim (as a seven month pregnant woman) when she provoked me originally last summer with a rude, nasty text claiming she heard I had a boyfriend. Which is total bulls***! Meghan and I had not communicated for weeks before I received her text. No, “Hi, how are you?” No pleasantries. Her text came at me from out-of-the-blue, was completely out-of-bounds, a vicious rumor from some random Twitter troll. Sorry, Meghan, but if you want to start or promote bulls*** rumors, you have no pregnancy defense or exemption to hide behind. Don’t deflect your nastiness on me. What surprised me more was that after this flared up between us, we both agreed to squash the matter last summer. What happened?”

Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County. “Tamra and Shannon have their first face-to-face with Meghan’s new baby and learn they’ll soon have to face Vicki. Lydia’s family takes a luxurious Hawaiian vacation full of uncomfortable conversations, while Kelly tackles her fears about her mother’s mortality and her desire to move on with Tamra and Shannon. Vicki tries to settle into her new office and meddle in her son’s love life while Peggy invites her friends to the unveiling of her custom-designed Lamborghini.”

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