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90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Back Tonight; Join Us In The Comments For Live Viewing Party!

Ask, believe, receive! 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After is back tonight with another 2-hours of catastrophic love affairs gone wrong. Or in Nicole and Azan’s case, not going on at all. After last week’s show revealed that Azan was rejected for his K1 visa, Nicole was left wondering what her next step should be. One suggestion: WASH YOUR HAIR. (Just a thought…)

This week, we check back in with The Family Chantel to see if River and Pedro actually get to fistfight at a cabin in the woods, or if we’ll have to wait another week for the big moment. In the mean time, Mother and Father Chantel will begin building their case for the private investigator they plan to hire to dig into Pedro’s life.

Jorge and Anfisa try to “make things work” after deciding to try again at their pathetic excuse for a marriage. Annie questions David – and please, for the love of god and country – let her cease and desist with any more talk of David’s ass in the bedroom. I CANNOT. And I think I speak for all viewers when I say that we are barely getting over last week’s butt cheek-clapping “Boom! Boom!” horror.

But on a more serious note, we do see the tragic accident that David’s son, Jacob, experiences after a loaded gun left him with a serious facial wound. David’s daughter, Ashley, makes an appearance to argue that Jacob should no longer live with her father as a result.

In Colombia, Paola tries to keep a secret from her family while Russ continues being…Russ. It’s riveting stuff, people.

And, lastly, Luis gets a weekend to himself when Molly goes away. What will he do with this new freedom? A full 48-hour owl/Buddha cleanse? Strip club marathon with Uncle Jess? Troll international dating websites for his next victim? Insult children? The possibilities are endless!

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