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Alexis Bellino & Jim Bellino

It’s the most shocking divorce story everrrrrr because Alexis Bellino and her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jim Bellino aren’t having a custody dispute over their three children! Say what?!

In fact, Alexis and Jim are getting along wonderfully as exes! They just wish everyone would stop speculating over what led to their split and instead of focus on how wonderful it all is. Like how they immediately agreed to a 50/50 custody divide.  Can I get a thank you bedazzled Jesus?! 

If Alexis is getting along this well with people she’s supposed to hate, no wonder her Real Housewives Of Orange County career didn’t work out! Now the important things – how are they dividing custody of her big, ol’ rhinestone ring?!

While no reason has been given about what led to the divorce, it doesn’t sound like any shenanigans went on from either party. In a joint statement released to The Blast Alexis and Jim explain, “We made this choice together, with love, and as the best decision for our children’s future.” They also insist that they “strongly support each other” and will continue to do so… until one of them starts dating!

The statement dismisses any suspicion of impropriety as “absurd;” stressing, “There is nothing provocative, alluring, or sordid about the dissolution of our marriage.”

Since Alexis and Jim are awfully glad to be getting rid of each other, they want us to also “feel happy” for them. Their statement also expresses how “grateful” they are for the support from fans. Fans? “We ask that you continue to cheer as our lives and the lives of our children change and ultimately improve as a result of this difficult decision,” it concludes.

Well, all that sounds so nice… Too nice – and makes me suspicious that something really really bad has gone down that they’re desperate to hide by smothering it with niceties!

TELL US – ARE YOU SHOCKED AT HOW ALEXIS AND JIM ARE HANDLING THEIR DIVORCE? DO YOU BELIEVE THEY’RE SINCERE? 

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