Brace yourselves. I am about to share what will truly be some stunning and surprising news. That’s right, the nightmare roller coaster that is Coltee Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima’s relationship has gone for another vomit inducing loop.
Coltee and Larissa secretly wed in June, but the honeymoon has been less than pleasant. Gee, what a surprise. The couple has made headlines for their off-camera antics. This includes allegations of domestic violence and arrests. Can’t these two lovebirds just fly far, far away?
Let’s begin with Larissa’s claim that Colt’s mother Debbie has destroyed their marriage. Cause there can only be ONE woman in Coltee’s life and we all know that’s his momma.
According to an article from Newsweek, Larissa stated on her private Instagram account, “..My marriage is destroyed because [of] Colt mother…” Anyone else reading this with her voice stuck in your head? No? Ok, moving on.
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Apparently, there was an incident with Debbie asking Larissa to leave the car and Larissa wanting Colteeto speak with his mother about it. He denied something and instead blamed Larissa. Frankly, I have NO idea what she is talking about.
“They don’t show the truth about Debbie,” Larissa wrote. She
attempted to explain explained, “The thing that happened with her we filmed this is the reason that I’m posting it she destroyed our marriage.” Deep Breath.
During a Q&A with fans, one fan noted that Larissa and Colt do not follow each other On Instagram. The 90 Day Fiance star commented, “I’m sad about it. He feels married with his mother not me.”
Not to be outdone in the annoying department, Coltee posted on his own Instagram. In a separate article from Newsweek, it was discovered that Colt shared a photo of a pair of broken glasses. He captioned it with “Broken Cowl” with no other explanation, leaving fans to wonder what had happened.
Were his glasses broken in a fight with Larissa? Did one of his cats get back at him for making it wear a dress? Did his Larissa-hating cousin slap some sense into him? The possibilities are endless.
All I know is that out of all the horrid people looking for
a green card love that have been showcased on this show, Larissa and Coltee are two of the worst. Not THE worst. Leida Margaretha and Eric Rosenbrook currently hold that prestigious title. Nevertheless, Larissa and her man-child husband are a close second.
Everyone just needs to go their separate ways. Larissa her way, and Coltee and his mother another, and NEVER speak again.
TELL US WHAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK DEBBIE IS OUT TO RUIN THEIR MARRIAGE? ARE COLT AND LARISSA GOING TO MAKE IT?
[Photo Credit: TLC]