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90 Day Fiance’s Colt Johnson Reveals He’s Married To Vanessa Guerra

It’s safe to say that Colt Johnson is the cringiest 90 Day Fiance cast member. Since he first came to the franchise years ago, he was known as the guy with a lot of cats, who lives with his mom Debbie Johnson and is pretty bad at being a boyfriend. It’s been a long time since his debut, when his marriage to Larissa Dos Santos Lima failed just as quickly as it began, no thanks to Debbie’s meddling and ultimately a lack of chemistry between the two.

Unlike Larissa, who was fired from the franchise, Colt and Debbie have made a full-time career out of being 90 Day Fiance personalities. We’ve seen Colt move on to another Brazilian woman Jess Caroline after Larissa, which ended just as explosively. Colt has proven he’s pretty much the worst boyfriend ever who has a penchant for DMing girls dick pics and being a total mommas boy.

Colt’s mom Debbie says she’s not a “lonely bitch”; claims she had a relationship with Wilt Chamberlain

90 Day Fiance star Colt Johnson has been a mainstay on the TLC show and subsequent spin-offs even though his relationship with Larissa Dos Santos Lima ended almost as quickly as it began.  We’ve seen him go on a rollercoaster ride in relationships, most of which he self-sabotages, but one thing has remained constant — his mother Debbie Johnson. 

Debbie is a TLC star in her own right. And while she’s mostly known for being too involved in Colty’s relationships or playing on the slot machine in her living, apparently she used to have a pretty wild past.

Larissa Dos Santos Lima 90 Day Fiance

There are always those reality shows that just refuse to quit no matter how repetitive, overdone, or exhausting the cast and story-lines become. Teen Mom and Jersey Shore come to mind. So does 90 Day Fiance and the billion mix-and-match shows that have stemmed from this franchise. Some viewers really watch former stars of the show simply watch themselves on the 90 Day Fiance: Pillow Talk version. I mean really. It’s just lazy at this point.

Viewers aren’t the only ones begging for new twists, story lines, and cast. The eye-rolls are coming from inside the house.

Colt Johnson Spotted Proposing To Vanessa In Front Of Cameras

There are couples that disappear into oblivion after one, disengaging season on 90 Day Fiance.  Most of them do.  The ones that gain viewer interest may get a turn on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After.  Finally, top tier fame hungry cast turn their stint on the show into a long term meal ticket.

Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima come to mind.  They split after one season together, but stayed with the franchise by dating other people on camera.  These two were neck and neck in terms of gaming the system, but with Larissa’s recent termination, Colt is the last man standing.  Yes viewers, Colt was spotting filming for a new season.  What a boss.

Larissa Dos Santos Lima Eric Nichols 90 Day Fiance

Eric Nichols is a staple on 90 Day Fiance.  He was included by proxy of his relationship with Larissa Dos Santos Lima, first as her surprise rebound on the season finale, then as her on and off again beau on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After.

Despite the two fighting on camera, they decided to make up in time to take advantage of a full season onscreen.  And so, season 5 of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After proceeded.  Larissa and Eric were happy, at least for a little while.  He even nursed her post-opt after another round of plastic surgery.  But now the two have split again, and both parties have posted statements on social media.  Did their split time with the season ending, or did they honestly asses their relationship and decide to call it quits?  Again.

Larissa Dos Santos Lima’s New Job Involves Participating In A Magic Show

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Larissa Dos Santos Lima getting the boot from the 90 Day Fiancé franchise following the release of an hour-long internet lingerie show and she’s suddenly in desperate need of some cash flow to maintain her plastic surgery upkeep, legal battles and whatever else she spends her money on.

A year and a half after finalizing her tumultuous divorce from ex-husband Colt Johnson and moving to Colorado with on-again eccentric boyfriend Eric Nichols, it seems like Larissa is proving once again that she’s not afraid to hustle hard to bring home the proverbial bacon in order to fulfill her American dreams.

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Larissa Dos Santos Lima

Larissa Dos Santos Lima is easily in the top 3 hottest of all messes in the 90 Day Fiance world. Yet she’s still upset she didn’t get more screentime? Lady, count your lucky stars. This season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After she’s stooped so low as to team up with Jess Caroline  to shame the baby carrot Colt Johnson calls an appendage. THEIR NON-VERBAL WORDS, NOT MINE. I love some Coltee hate but this is bottom of the barrel entertainment.

The season also showed Larissa getting yet another plastic surgery, despite being unable to properly afford it. She made up for it by doing an online lingerie show where fans spent upwards of $100k! Keep in mind, that’s not her take home cash. Basically, this senseless lamb spent all her coin on a new face/body, made <$100k, and then was fired from her regular job and paycheck for a 90 Day Fiance contract violation. Oh. Did I mention she was picked up by ICE the next day? Some may call this a bad week. But not our seriously confused Larissa.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: Tell All Part 3

Part three of the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Tell All continues with more drama and even more surprises.  Jess Caroline reveals a new relationship. Eric Nichols is confronted with his past. Tania Maduro and Syngin Colchester disagree on their future. Michael Ilesanmi is shocked to learn Angela Deem’s plans for the near future.

Typically the last installment of the reunion is an unnecessary wrap up of the previous Tell All. But this episode definitely was worth watching. There were quite a few surprises and shade that was thrown out there. 90 Day Fiance is the gift that keeps on giving. These people never cease to amaze me. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After recap!