Could you imagine scrolling through Tinder and landing on Larissa Dos Santos Lima’s profile? No, someone isn’t impersonating the 90 Day Fiance cast member. It actually does seem like it’s her real profile on the
hookup dating app.
The Blast obtained screenshots from the reality TV star’s Tinder profile. It begins, “I am Larissa from the TV show 90 day fiance.” How straightforward.
So how does the former Mrs. Colt Johnson describe herself to potential suitors? She wrote, “I am from Brazil. I am a fun loving and caring person. I enjoy outdoor activities, play chess, and work out.”
Where was this “fun-loving and caring person” last season? Did those aspects of her personality just get edited out? I would never describe anyone who yelled “who is against the queen will die” with that description.
I don’t know how Larissa is going to top a guy who is in a codependent relationship with his mother, refuses to buy a car with air conditioning (in the Las Vegas heat no less), and cares more about his cats than human beings. It seem like she can only downgrade from this point on, right?
Nowadays, Larissa says, “I’m looking to meet a fun local guy to [hang] out and go from there.” She added, “If you are tall, fit, and have a cute smile that’s a plus.” This makes me wonder if she used to view Colt as someone who is “tall and fit with a cute smile.”
Furthermore, Larissa warned Tinder users, “Please note, there are a lot of rumors and fake news out there for TV drama. If you deserve, I can explain the truth and you will be surprised.” She even emphasized, “Not looking for hookups- swipe left!” And, of course, her profile concludes with her Instagram handle.
As interesting as it was to read through Larissa’s Tinder bio, I am way more interested in the guys who swiped right on her. Those are the profiles I would love to see. Who is willing to listen to Larissa add several “e’s” to the end of his name? Colteeeeeeee
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