“I’m a father of two, but a daddy to many,” has been Andy Cohen’s unofficial Housewives tagline since, well, he became a father of two. However, during a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, he tested out a new tagline, and let’s just say, it’s definitely NSFW.
Andy Cohen was inspired by Lisa Barlow for his new Real Housewives tagline
You can thank Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star Lisa Barlow for inspiring Andy’s new tagline. During the September 30 episode, when she was a guest alongside NHL star Sean Avery, Andy asked her to defend her “gout dick sucker” comment aimed at Bronwyn Newport.
“I mean, she’s a gout dick sucker,” Lisa said, doubling down on the insult.
That brought up the question: What exactly is a gout dick? Sean definitely didn’t know. According to Lisa, there are pictures if you Google it. That’s when Andy chimed in that he’s never seen a gout dick either, and with that, his new tagline was born.
“Listen, I know my way around a dick, but I’ve never seen a gout dick,” Andy said, before realizing that it sounded like a tagline.
“Maybe that’s a good Housewives tagline for me,” he added with a laugh. “I know my way around a dick, but I’ve never seen a gout dick.”
Like all good taglines, the sentence just rolled off Andy’s tongue. It kind of has a ring to it, right? Either way, this just further cements Lisa’s “gout dick” comment into the Bravo Hall of Fame. Put it on a t-shirt. Put it on a mug. We’ll buy it.
Watch What Happens Live airs Sunday through Thursday on Bravo. It’s streaming on Peacock and Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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