Tom Schwartz has a new girlfriend, and The Valley star’s really excited about her. In case you haven’t heard, Kiana Carroll is a model, who works mostly in New York, but she also has a place in LA.
Tom’s already called her “the love of my life,” so it seems the relationship is speeding right along.
Watch What Happens Live welcomed Tom Schwartz
On May 20, Tom guested on Watch What Happens Live. Host Andy Cohen was eager to glean any details he could from the lovestruck bartender.
“On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does Kiana regret keeping her sunglasses on [when she] met your friends for the first time?” Andy asked.
“I thought she was the moment,” the Vanderpump Rules alum gushed. “It was very chic.”
After Tom confirmed that his girlfriend is still flying to New York nearly every week, Andy continued, “Do you think she would eventually want to relocate? … Would you ever consider moving [to New York] for her?”
While he hopes that someday Kiana would consider moving to LA, he would move to NYC “in a New York minute.”
Next Andy asked, “What did you make of your friends’ concern over the age gap in your relationship?”
While Schwartz doesn’t see the 16-year age gap as a big deal, he added, “It can be problematic. But make no mistake: she is in charge. She’s the boss.”
“In honor of Kiana saying that she’s strict, what’s the shortest leash she’s had on you in the relationship so far?” Andy asked. When Schwartz wasn’t sure how to answer that one, Andy concluded the interview with, “And and your dick’s working great?”
Longtime Pump Rules fans will remember that Tom’s ex-wife Katie Maloney once accused Tom’s penis of being out of order, since they so seldom had sex.
“Happy to report, it’s working again,” Tom volunteered.
The Valley airs Wednesday. at 8/7c on Bravo. It streams the next day on Peacock.
TELL US – WILL TOM AND KIANA LAST? DO THEY HAVE ENOUGH COMMON GROUND?
