Tired of Katie’s controlling behavior, Tom 1confronted her in the back alley of SUR and called her a bully. Of course, Katie didn’t own up to it. She deflected and cried tears of guilt instead. Scheana Marieone of Katie’s former victims spoke out recently on her feelings regarding Katie’s behavior.
I personally think all Brittany’s sudden health problems are a psychosomatic response to realizing she’s engaged to Jax Taylor!
Other things happened, though. Like I cannot look at Beau Clark without seeing a grubby, truck stop dirtbag. His pasty, grimy pits and flabby arms hanging out of that dirty tank top as he swung around a handle of tequila Stassi Schroeder was bedazzling for Scheana Marie as a peace offering was… well all the karma Stassi has ever deserved. Beau seems sweet and very nice, but he joins the unhygienic mass of menfolk on this show who look like walking staph infections and probably need their own file at the CDC.
Unfortunately for Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules only films in the summer. This means that she never gets a birthday party episode, let alone a multiple-episode story arc. On the bright side, this means that she never gets filmed during a birthday meltdown.
Instead, the Vanderpump Rules fans only get to see the (filtered) photos that she wants us to see. This year, Kristen and a bunch of her costars celebrated her birthday in Nashville, Tennessee.
James Kennedy is a man of two strides forward (like a mini pony, not horse); two strides back into the time-out pen because he can’t play with the other horses without nipping their flanks and kicking up manure.
TomTom is about to open and Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz decide to celebrate by taking a pre-professional people vacation. And what a long strange trip it will turn out to be! As Lisa Vanderpump said, “Sometimes trial has error.”
Tonight is the episode of Vanderpump Rules I have personally been waiting for ever since Stassi Schroeder started dating Patrick and Katie Maloney found Stassi’s rusty bitch crown in the dumpster behind SUR and tried to make fetch happen.
Katie is a poor imitation of Stassi in her prime, namely because Katie is mercilessly mean without provocation or wit, but tonight – TONIGHT! – our brave little warrior Tom Sandoval goes against the evil that is facing him and tells Katie exactly like it is!
Well, this power couple is about to get tested. Tom 2’sroommate wife, Katie Maloney, recently got James Kennedy fired from SUR because he fat-shamed her. This did not sit well with some of the cast, namely Billie Lee. She has been very vocal about the matter. In next week’s episode, Tom 1 steps up to defend James and calls Katie a bully for her actions. Tom 2 is not going to be happy!