Welcome to The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 12 recap. Last time, Larsa confronted Lisa about not unfollowing her ex-boyfriend, Marcus Jordan. And Lisa panicked when she received divorce and custody documents with a ticking time limit. Here’s what happened in RHOM Season 7 Episode 12: “Uncivil in Seville.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 12?
The RHOM ladies were upset that Jody Glidden, Lisa’s boyfriend, texted Larsa. Meanwhile, Stephanie questioned whether Lisa could fly on her jet to Marbella. However, a nasty fight between Adriana and Kiki sent Stephanie into a tailspin.
Lisa handled her legal issues in The Real Housewives of Miami
In her confessional, Larsa read an alleged text from Jody. “I’m trying to let it all drop, but you seem not to want to. Let this fight go, like we have been trying to do,” Jody reportedly texted. Larsa responded, “I have never in my life said anything rude to you, like, ever.” I guess Larsa forgot about when she called him a “psycho” to his face.
So, Lisa asked everyone to return to dinner and went upstairs with Guerdy to deal with her legal problems. Meanwhile, Larsa complained about how Lisa ruined “the vibe” at dinner, and Alexia and Marysol agreed.
During this legal countdown, Lisa called Jody, who walked her through how to use an online notary, and confirmed that she had a little over an hour to complete this mission. He added, “I can show you all the text messages…” However, Guerdy grabbed the phone and advised Jody to stop texting Larsa.
After Lisa signed her papers, she returned to the table with Guerdy and Adriana. She asked Larsa what the problem was. “Your boyfriend is texting me things he shouldn’t be texting me,” Larsa said. Then Lisa called out Larsa for “acting like a victim.” And when Lisa brought out her phone, Marysol revealed that Lisa takes notes when speaking with her friends. This revelation upset the RHOM cast.
The ladies enjoy Seville in The Real Housewives of Miami
Adriana, Guerdy, Kiki, and Lisa decided to see Seville, while the rest of the ladies learned to decorate ceramic tiles. Still, Kiki pointed out that it wasn’t okay for Jody to communicate with another woman in the group, and Guerdy agreed. However, Lisa claimed that Larsa started it.
Lisa’s friends advised her to unfollow Marcus to stop this volatile situation with Larsa. So, Lisa asked for Adriana’s opinion. While Adriana noted that Lisa didn’t want to follow Larsa’s orders, she added, “I feel like you’re empowering her because she’s using that to run the whole group against you.” So, Lisa unfollowed Marcus. But something tells me that won’t deactivate Larsa.
Will Stephanie’s jet leave minus one passenger in RHOM?
Stephanie asked Larsa if she was comfortable with Lisa being on the private jet during the brief flight to Marbella. “I don’t know if I want to be on the same plane with her,” Larsa said. Meanwhile, Julia wants to ask her friends in Marbella, Jeffrey and Derek, to be the godparents to her and Martina Navratilova’s sons. For this reason, Julia also has concerns about Lisa’s behavior.
“Lisa gets away with anything in this group,” Stephanie said in her confessional. So, Stephanie took the ladies to task for allowing Lisa to act disrespectfully for years. Isn’t Stephanie a newbie?
“I also believe that she has come in and ruined the environment,” Stephanie said. “I don’t want to hope and wish she is going to get on the plane and not cause an issue. And I am not willing to take that chance.” Marysol was visibly upset by Stephanie’s decision.
“I don’t want to be in a plane with her,” Larsa said. “I don’t want to be in a car with her.” So, Marysol and Julia decided to talk with Lisa about possibly losing her private jet status to Marbella.
When the duo sat down with Lisa, their chat went left. Marysol explained that everyone was uncomfortable with Lisa taking notes on her phone, so she has to put it in a basket on the jet and in the house. All the other Miami ladies will do the same. “I can’t do that,” Lisa said. She added, “I will remove myself because it’s bananas.”
Kiki and Adriana’s fiery argument ruins dinner in RHOM
In the end, Lisa decided to go to dinner, but was running five minutes late. So, she told Alexia that she would grab a taxi. Wise move.
At dinner, Marysol and Julia filled in the ladies on their talk with Lisa. And Adriana shared that Lisa unfollowed Marcus. However, Guerdy called out Adriana for breaking their pact with Lisa. “I guess I missed that part,” Adriana replied. “I’m sorry, and I thought it was good news.” It may have been, but Lisa wanted to share it.
Finally, Lisa arrived one hour late. Progress! “Lisa, we made a promise we were not going to say anything. Adriana run her mouth,” Kiki said. “Not like that, though,” Adriana told Lisa. “Kiki, stop being so ratchet,” Adriana fired back. Yikes!
Kiki replied, “Adriana, that’s f*cked up. You calling me ratchet? You the ratchet of them all!” Then Julia advised Adriana not to react, because Kiki was “overreacting.” What is happening right now?
Then Adriana said that the model “tried to throw me under the bus.” Kiki exclaimed, “You are too old to be talking like this to people!” While Julia told Kiki “to stop,” Adriana took issue with Kiki referencing her age. “I’m old,” Adriana told the table repeatedly, as Kiki agreed. “It’s ageism,” Adriana announced. Of course, Marysol reflected in her confessional about how Adriana recently called Marysol an “old whore.”
Then Lisa apologized to the table about her behavior the previous day. Wait, isn’t Larsa going to apologize, too? Then Adriana interrupted, quipping that she had to watch Lisa’s kids “because that is what grandmothers do.”
Stephanie has the private jet blues in The Real Housewives of Miami
A furious Stephanie stood up. “I’m done! I’m done! There is no way in hell that I’m taking a single chance to do something nice for Julia and this sh*t happen again,” she exclaimed. “This is the third dinner that all of you guys ruined!” Stephanie said as she walked out with Larsa.
Both Marysol and Alexia were thoroughly embarrassed and left. In the car, Stephanie complained about feeling “claustrophobic” and started to cry as Larsa hugged her. Finally, Marysol, Alexia, Larsa, and Stephanie reached the hotel.
Ever the problem solver, Stephanie drew the layout of her jet and focused on finding a seating arrangement that would work. There was a seating area behind a door, but Marysol felt uncomfortable about that idea. “I don’t have to go. I don’t care anymore,” Marysol said. “Maybe we shouldn’t go anywhere.”
However, Stephanie was still trying to make this plan work for Julia’s sake – as long as no one wears zippers on the plane. Keeping the seats from being damaged is important, right?
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 airs on Thursdays at 9/8c on Bravo. RHOM streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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