Every single time Ramona Singer posts a photo in Florida, I think about the Real Housewives of New York episode when she said “I go to Miami like I brush my teeth. Miami is not really a special place.” I’ll disagree about the latter. But in regard to the former, she really is in Florida pretty often. Or at least that is what it seems like according to Instagram.
Ramona shared some photos from her recent adventures in Boca Raton and Palm Beach. Palm Beach always makes me think of Tom D’Agostino and that yacht. Did Ramona run into her brief former flame in the Sunshine State? Oh, and who could ever forget a wasted Tinsley Mortimer teaching Luann de Lesseps about the difference between Palm Beach and West Palm. Even though they are all on a show called Real Housewives of New York, they really do seem to be in Florida a lot.
Then, there were some sweet son photos as well. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe hit the beach with his sons Samuel and Isaiah in Hawaii. Also, Dallas Housewife Stephanie Hollman shared a photo with her. Scott Disick posted a photo cuddling with his youngest son Reign.
In other reality star updates, braces are all the rage these days. Kelly Dodd and her ex Michael Dodd took their daughter Jolie to get braces. Yes, they even marked the occasion with a family photo. Which, is actually pretty sweet. 90 Day Fiance alum Anfisa Nava showed off her new braces.
As another year approaches, it is time to reflect upon the past, and dream about the future. As a reality television fanatic fan, my thoughts turn to which Housewives need to grace our television screens once again. Are you listening, Bravo?
Each Real Housewivesfranchise has seasons that are amazing and others that are boring less exciting. Often, the key is having the right number of newbies and franchise favorites. But what really makes sparks fly is when a Housewife returns to a show, resuming prior relationships and interacting with newer castmates. Here is my dream team of who needs to be, and deserves to be, a Housewife again.
Even though they’ve publicly feuded, many reality TV stars gathered with family for Christmas. Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Joe Gorga celebrated Christmas Eve together. But what kind of cookies did they eat? Did Melissa bring some sprinkle cookies? Or did Teresa insist on eating pignoli cookies? Hopefully, they didn’t argue about desserts this year.
During the epic RHONY cast trip to Colombia, Bethenny mentioned that she has a fish allergy as they sat down to lunch. She even joked about her cast mates “wanting to poison her.” However, they had more than enough drama and trauma on that vacation. This trip that Tinsley Mortimer organized was full of all sorts of drama. First, the boat almost sank, there were tears and arguments galore, and all the Housewives contracted explosive diarrhea. I don’t think that Tinsley Mortimer will ever be allowed to plan any future Housewives trips. Ever. Again.
It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.
Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beadorfollowed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.