We made it to Labor Day weekend y’all! Somehow between the hundreds of cases of Whispering Angel, drunk fights & morning after make-ups, we’ve reached the end of Summer House. We know the proposal is happening tonight but before we get to that, Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula are setting up for their LoverBoy launch party. It’s the first time Amandas parents are seeing him since they found out about Kyle’s cheating. Of course, Kyle thinks this is the perfect time to ask her dad for his permission to marry him. Despite his best judgement, Amanda’s dad says he wants whatever makes his daughter happy. What a gem of a Dad.
The time has come to drive out east for the last time this summer. To celebrate the end of rosé season, they’re throwing an RIP Summer party. This cast will turn any occasion into a theme party. Before the funeral of summer party, the newbies aka Paige DeSorbo, Hannah Berner and Jordan Verroi hire a private chef to make the house dinner. Jordan makes a weird, vague toast. As Danielle Olivera says, we still don’t know you. I still can’t believe those two made out only a few weeks ago.
On last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2, we saw MTV’s desperate attempt to drag out another installment of the reunion. Although unnecessary, there were some hidden gems that came out of the episode. Kailyn Lowry announces the newest Teen Mom 2 cast member. Briana DeJesus also confronts Devoin about his alcohol consumption. Jace’s dad, Andrew Lewis takes the reunion stage for the first time since Season 1.
Chelsea Houska ’s husband, Cole DeBoer joins the stage to talk about his wife’s anxiety after the robbery. Cole has tried his best to be a support system. He even wrote several notes and hid the around the house so Chelsea can find encouraging messages. Aww… Cole has to be the sweetest husband on the show. The audience has the opportunity to ask questions Cole and Chelsea questions. One fan breaks down crying talking about how she can relate to Aubree because of her relationship with her own father. I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house at that moment.
The casting team went overboard for season 4 of Below Deck Mediterranean. They combed the globe hoping to find the most incomprehensible accents and ridiculous people possible. I say, they succeeded, because last night the craziest, most outrageous, most shocking thing ever happened when it came to what new chef Mila Kolomeitseva served for dinner!
This season is taking place in the south of France, which is the place both Captain Sandy Yawn and Hannah Ferrier consider the birth of their yachting career. Something tells me the French government only allowed them in with exit visas already issued… Helping Sandy and Hannah terrorize the cobalt blue waters of a country known for its class and culinary sophistication is Joao Franco, newly returned from relationship rehab (I kid) and promoted to boson.
On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Colt Johnson is still trying to smooth things over with his mommy after revealing he kept a secret from her. To some keeping things that will upset your parents secret, is no big deal. But it’s practically blasphemy with this mother and son. Debbie Johnson and Colt share everything from a house, car, and bank account to life in general. By all accounts Colt’s mom was basically his wife, before he married Larissa Dos Santos Lima . While shopping for cat supplies, Colt explains more about Larissa’s kids and their future. Basically, there are no real plans to bring the children to America, at least not anytime soon. Debbie is still not convinced her daughter in law isn’t hiding more things from her.
Colt is sexually frustrated because he and Larissa have not been intimate in quite some time. They go to a sex therapist to discuss their issues. This should be disgusting interesting. Insert puke emoji here. Larissa complains about the dynamic between Colt and his mother. Who would be turned on by Colt in general, let alone with his him mother downstairs? Okay.. I didn’t want to know this much detail about Colt and Larissa’s sex life. Ewww…. I could have lived my life happily without hearing this nonsense. My ears!!!!!!!!! That is one image I didn’t need to form in my mind.
The Real Housewives of Potomac took over New Orleans last week and drama erupted. Last week Gizelle Bryant confronted Karen Huger about not confiding in her about her business projects. Karen didn’t appreciate it, and stormed out of the dinner leaving everyone speechless. So much for their relationship getting back on track! These women will never been in a good place it seems.
Gizelle and Karen’s drama isn’t the only issue looming on the horizon. The group still hasn’t addressed or brought up the Michael Darby situation. Robyn Dixon and Candiace Dillard have kept their mouth shut so far. However, how long will that last? Ashley Darby’s marriage could be rocked by the end of tonight’s episode. Let the drama begin!
Oh, they’ve descended upon the sunshine state again… Shouldn’t Florida have an ordinance keeping the Real Housewives Of New York out?!
In cold New York city Ramona Singer has convinced everyone that vacationing in a fabulous Miami mansion will be just the thing to unify the group after Upstate. Round houses have a way of backing everyone into their own corners. Also Luann de Lesseps is spinning on an axis around her own sun, orbiting her own ego, and declaring that she’s not a diva at. all, so maybe a return to Florida will put things in humbling perspective for her!
After last week’s episode of Southern Charm confirmed the dastardly deed between Kathryn Dennis and Whitney Sudler-Smith, last night’s show focused on the perils of a new couple, Austen Kroll and his Instagalpal Madison LeCroy. I’m not counting out these two…if they can survive a threesome and retaliatory cheating, what’s a little DM action going to hurt?
Naomie Olindo is hard at work at her online apparel business, but she makes some time to Facetime with her adorable parents who are traipsing through Europe. In addition to her new endeavor, she is also helping her family run their Greek restaurant Nico. Speaking of precious parents, Chelsea Meissner’s dad drops off Tyson after dog-sitting him for Chelsea’s house-warming party. They discuss Chelsea’s sailor beau Nick who has a three-year contract in Rhode Island with the America’s Cup. She seems to have a type…and it’s someone who lives far, far away. She likes her space! Her dad wonders how the relationship will work for so long with such distance, but he adores Nick. He’s a man, and Austen’s more of a house cat.
Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to drag out a fight from two years ago, along with a ghost of Housewives past to celebrate Halloween, and also because well, without Lisa Vanderpump what else do they have to talk about? I mean they have stuff to talk about, they just won’t.
It’s the final morning in Hawaii, the day after Camille Grammer tied the knot a second time, and finally, at long last, we get our first sighting of The Agency apparel. I’ve been waiting all of the Hawaii trip – looking for swim trunks, hats, custom-ordered shot glasses, a bridesmaids gown… and on the last breakfast Mauricio Umansky finally just shows up to brunch wearing an Agency t-shirt.