If you thought the previous episode of Married At First Sight was filled with drama, things only get worse for some couples. Usually things don’t really heat up until the couples move in together. Well this season, the fireworks definitely started early. Many of these participants are better than me. I would be looking for the nearest exit, if I experienced some of the things that happened on this episode.
Some of the newlyweds live out their fairy-tale love story in Panama, while other couples are off to a rocky start. Tensions rise as three of the couples struggle to find common ground with their stranger spouses. Considering the bombshells that were dropped on the last episode, things can only get more interesting. Let’s get straight to the recap!
The aftermath of Jennifer Aydin’s meltdown on The Real Housewives of New Jersey did not disappoint. You just can’t be throwing dinnerware in a restaurant. Absolutely not appropriate. Not only was that bad, but some tension is starting to brew again with Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga. PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM GO DOWN THIS TROUBLED PATH AGAIN. OUR HEARTS CANNOT TAKE IT.
However, another big topic heading into this episode is what’s going on with Joe Giudice. Where will he end up? More important than that though might be “will Teresa and Joe remain together?” All signs point to no, but we will see what this episode brings. Something might change, but I doubt it. They seem done for good. There comes a time where you can’t take the verbal abuse and uncertainty anymore.
You guys… I’m losing my patience with Vanderpump Rules. I know, I know – it’s only like the 4th episode, but it’s the 8th (EIGHTH) season of the same drama, with the same cast members largely forced together for the sake of the show.
Would Ariana Madix and Stassi Schroeder have spoken to each other in the last 5 years, let alone still have something to argue about, if it weren’t for this show? Nope, not at all. In fact Stassi likely would’ve moved somewhere else, save for being on TV. Would Kristen Doute still be lurking around, carrying her cloud of dingy destruction, after sleeping with Stassi’s then-boyfriend Jax Taylor, then sleeping with Jax’s now fiancé, Brittany Cartwright? No, absolutely not.
Would Scheana Marie still be working as a waitress at SUR, sexually harassing post-adolescent boys, if it weren’t for Vanderpump Rules? Well, yeah probably. Would Tom 2 and Katie Maloney have gotten married? Not likely. But here we are celebrating the momentous occassion of Jax having been on reality TV for so long that he’s run out of storylines and the only sensational thing that remains is getting married. It’s a sad way to fizzle into obscurity for the man who kept up a lie about sleeping with his girlfriend’s best friend with a woman who happened to be the girlfriend of his best friend, and doing this on the sofa while the boyfriend/bestie was in the next room, passed out. Twice.
Last night’s Below Deck was certainly stiff with drama, wasn’t it!? Former ESPN host Jemele Hill came on board with a group of her girlfriends to celebrate her bachelorette party. They wanted smiling stewardesses, nonstop drinks, and a penis cake. Well they got everything, but the smiling stewardesses!
But first … le drama! With mere hours left before the new – famous! – charter guest arrives, Captain Lee Rosbach has to put all the naughty slumber-partying kids to bed with the threat of punishment. No dessert for a week! He storms to the aft deck like an enraged mommy woken from her slumber. The only thing he needed was curlers in his hair to complete the look, (pecs are the new curlers).
Kate Chastain slinks to her bed then bursts into sobs. Kate is beyond fed up with being taken advantage of by the men on this boat so good thing she only has 3 days left to go! The next morning the mood is tense and testy as Captain Lee calls the entire crew in for a meeting.
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance, contained “the three D’s”: disappointment, demands and delusion. I believe all three of these components are necessary for the success of this show. You can’t possibly deal with any of this crazy sh!t, if you don’t have at least two on that list. Some of these people refuse to see what is clearly right in front of their face.
Syngin Colchester considers returning to South Africa. Mursel Mistanoglu feels he may have made a mistake. Mike consults a lawyer about his options. Angela Deem rethinks having a Nigerian wedding. Jasmin & Blake‘s families finally meet. Let’s get straight into the recap!
Keep hitting us with more sizzling drama Life After Lockup. No show does it better. These people are all crazy, but viewers love it. Michael Simmons is running the best game on this show, with Lacey a close second. How Megan J is still entangled in his web is beyond my level of comprehension. At least Sarah Simmons removed herself from that situation. Even John is lucky. Sure he is in jail, but now he’s out of Lacey’s manipulative orbit.
One of the saddest things to watch is the state of Clint Brady’s marriage to Tracie Wagaman. Honestly, their entire life in general is hard to watch. I truly thought she turned her life around. Obviously I was wrong, and that is so sad to see. You never want to see someone’s life crumble the way hers is right now. Hopefully this episode gives us some updates on what the future holds for this controversial couple.
Last night’s episode of Married At First Sight , was shocking to say the least. I must admit I didn’t expect any real drama until after the honeymoon. Whew, child, I feel deceived! The people you thought were there for the right reasons may be fooling everyone. Usually the snakes don’t start slithering out of the grass this early, but I am here for it. I am going to have to give a few extra people the side eye and others a temporary pass.
After waking up next to someone they met less than 24 hours ago, each spouse will meet individually with their new stranger in-laws. Then things will get even more awkward when they are whisked away on their honeymoon in Panama. Vacationing with someone is one of the greatest ways to get to know them better. I’m sure before the end of the trip, there will be some clues as to which couples we need to give the side eye. Let’s get straight to the recap!
Jackie Goldschneider’s Hampton’s vacation might come to a screeching halt on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The ongoing bad blood between Teresa Giudice and Margaret Josephs is getting toxic. Teresa is not playing games anymore. She’s ready to destroy Margaret. Somehow Danielle Staub has a magical hold over Teresa. One day Teresa will come to her senses. We can only hope!
We are supposed to get a big showdown in this episode between Jennifer Aydin and Melissa Gorga. This might actually give Melissa something to do for a change. A real storyline! Praise the Housewives gods. On last week’s episode Jennifer did some digging about Jackie’s financial situation. If she continues that this week, we’ll have even more drama to witness. Such a fun vacation.