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This week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, featured a drunk on box wine Barbara Evans threatening  Kailyn Lowry on social media. While talking to her daughter and Brittany DeJesus, she makes a stupid comment, which she later says is a joke. I guess no one told her social media justice is swift because she was not ready for the shit storm that ensued, as a result. At this point, Kailyn and Jenelle need to just do a charity boxing match. May the best woman win.

Jenelle Evans and her mother, Barbara are off to Atlanta to relax and get away from the drama she created on social media. I actually find it refreshing to see Jenelle on camera with her mother and not disrespecting her every minute on the show. Although, Barbara has to basically just smile and nod in compliance to make this happen.

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Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was all about redemption. In a Hollywood kinda way.

Stassi Schroeder is in peril. After years of having bad boyfriends and being able to blame, project and justify her own bad behavior as their fault for having worse behavior, she is now dating the man of her dreams and needs a bad girlfriend detox. Enter Beau Clark: someone who does everything Stassi demands of him, entertains her endlessly, cedes to her tantrums, and accepts that even when Stassi is wearing a mini skirt, she wears the pants. Basically she’s a queen dating the court jester.

But winter is coming and that winter is Stassi’s demand for unwavering sycophancy and the lashing of her evil tongue when Beau doesn’t capitulate. Last time it ended in eczema and tears, but what if someday Beau decides he can no longer take being a battered boyfriend, aka the future subject of a Lifetime Movie?

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Joy to the world – Summer House recaps are here! We know, we know… we’re starting these recaps a little late this year but better late than never right? We start off episode 7 of Summer House where we left off last week with the crew congregating at home after the St. Bart’s party. Everyone drank a little too much Whispering Angel (don’t they always?) and they all hit the hay right away. Despite his best efforts, Carl Radke and Paige DeSorbo are still going to bed separately. Carl 3.0 isn’t getting as lucky as he did in Season 1 and 2. Maybe his charm only works on Lauren Wirkus?

The morning after scenes are some of the best – those Big Brother type cameras always get the most candid moments like when Amanda Batula makes a “joke” about Kyle Cooke not lasting long. Reason #100 why we love Amanda and her sass. Speaking of Amanda, she and Kyle are biting the bullet and moving in. Kyle breaks the news they owe 22 THOUSAND DOLLARS before they move in. For many, that is more than the price of a new car but that’s NYC real estate for ya. After Amanda thinks about the 11k she owes, she suggests to the group that they should have a joint “Christmas in July” birthday party for Amanda and Jordan Verroi‘s next weekend. There’s nothing this group loves more than a theme party.

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This week on Married to Medicine LA, the ladies are still meeting with the false prophet, aka the “intuitive” at Noelle Reid’s birthday party. The next victim is Imani Walker who wants to know if she is going to be okay. Is she actually taking this woman seriously after watching her interact with the other women? I guess what they say is true, a fool is born every minute. I wouldn’t trust her to predict when my pizza would be delivered, let alone anything about trials in my life.

Imani cries when Sahara tells her she has always been okay. Just when you think things are semi- normal, Sahara reveals she has done exorcisms and begins banging foreign tools in her face to clear her energy. Ummmm….okay. Lastly, Shanique Drummond asks for guidance on how to let someone know she isn’t trying to be malicious.  She is clearly talking about her fight with Asha Kamali-Blankinship regarding her comments about her husband possibly cheating. Asha believes that she was indeed trying to be malicious and the psychic agrees Shanique isn’t being genuine. I am struggling to figure out, what was the point of bringing this crazy psychic on the show. Noelle seems to be one of the most level headed of the group, but I am starting to question that given her trust in her psychic/yoga teacher.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion

Well, I Am living for Porsha Williams on this Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion! And I am really LIVING for the return of the fan. I can only hope it was a gift from Kenya Moore to further piss NeNe Leakes off! Gone with the wind fabulous, but not forgotten from those sofas, sista!

Porsha is not having any of NeNe’s nonsense this reunion and for that I say: YES. Because NO to NeNe’s nonsense and awful attitude and rude unnecessary comments. Claiming you are having a breakdown is not an excuse to verbally and physically assault your friends and co-workers, NeNe! If NeNe has questions about this, she can run it by OSHA to see what they have to say about her workplace behavior.

But first – how are things between Porsha and Kandi Burruss who appeared to be getting along quite well in the latter half of this season as they came together for good against a common enemy (NeNe)? Well, Kandi and Porsha are still not so super good – meaning not following each other on Insta.

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I’m beginning to think that next time, instead of going to The Berkshires, the Real Housewives Of New York all just need to take a trip to rehab. I’m sure Luann de Lesseps knows a place!

Dorinda Medley thought she was making it nice by decorating her house like cheesy haunted house, but the Fish Room is no halloween theme! Those are $15,000 taxidermied sword fish (why? how? so confusing?) and it’s a privilege to pass out drunk before their glassy-eyed stare! Also they are there all. year. round. Come Easter they wear bunny ears, come Christmas twinkly lights, come St. Patty’s day a leprechaun hat, but come Halloween they get to just be their creepy selves. Kinda like the Real Housewives when they enter the Berkshires – all their most idiosyncratic tendencies and behaviors come out in full force and they are their most selves.

Take Luann for instance, throwing a haughty fit after learning she was placed in the Fish Room instead of ‘Hannah’s room’ at the front of the house. 

Survivor: Edge of Extinction Episode 9 Recap: One For The Ages

Seriously, people, Survivor is firing on all cylinders right now. It would be a crying shame if there were folks out there that gave up on this season. Because think what you will about the actual Edge of Extinction twist: The game-play – specifically post-merge – has bordered on stellar. Tonight’s Tribal was one for the ages, and with the straightest-face imaginable I tell you this: It’s already included as one of the Top 5 best, most memorable Tribal Councils of all-time.

As I do at the beginning of every recap, please heed the following. Remember that this recap assumes that you have already seen this week’s Episode 9 of Survivor: Edge of Extinction. If you have not and don’t want to be spoiled, please come back later! It’s important to add that while we WILL hit on all of the important developments of the episode, this is not a linear “blow-by-blow” recap. It is more of a discussion and reaction of what we just witnessed together.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE, AND THIS IS YOUR LAST *SPOILER* WARNING!

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On this week’s episode of Married At First Sight it’s the night we have all been waiting for…the reunion!  I think this episode is even more important than the actual finale episode which was shot three months ago. Viewers have waited on the edge of their seats to see the infamous scene between Kate Sisk and Luke Cuccurullo that previewed last week, addressing rumors regarding his sexuality. We will also discover what happened behind the scenes during the experiment and after the cameras left. It’s time to find out who regrets their decision, what secrets are revealed, is Luke in a relationship with a man? I don’t know about you, but I am ready to find out the tea!!!

Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller are the first to sit down with the host and AJ instantly becomes annoyed when he asked about issues in the marriage. He calls out the producers and the show  for a “lack of organization and skills.” Ughhh.. .this is the most narcissistic, delusional man I have seen on this show. Nonetheless, sadly, AJ and Steph are still married. SMH…. Next!  Why, Stephanie, Why!!!! I was rooting for you to emancipate yourself before you were slowly isolated from your friends and family. I’m sorry, but I don’t see this lasting even five years. I guess for now, they will remain a match made in a scary lifetime movie.