Bravo is giving out Christmas and Hanukkah gifts early this year because TONIGHT is the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules Season 7. Bring on the pasta – which is what it’s all about, right? Anyway, before we dive into a new season of super dramas, let’s revisit all the chaos from last season.
It’s Dennis McKinley‘s turn to be in the hot seat and meet Porsha’s mom. They get together at his hookah lounge CRU, which makes perfect sense since Diane doesn’t like the smell of hookah.”Between hookah, hair, and hot dogs, there’s not one other word that begins with ‘H’ that could describe my Dennis,” Porsha brags. Dennis, who doesn’t have hair, but does have the delightful distinction of looking hot dog-esque (sans the ‘hot’ part). Aren’t hookah lounges passe – just like visible panty lines, which Porsha, unfortunately, has in those way too tight jeggings.
Part one of the reunion ended with Kelly Dodd screaming into the phone and crying. Part 2 opened with VickiGunvalson apologizing for repeating a rumor she heard about Kelly using cocaine. While that is all nice and good, we know that Vicki’s apology is as sincere as the one Kelly gave for calling Vicki a “pig” and a “fat ass.” Shannon, however, ermerges as the unlikely voice of reason when she points out that the negativity and tit for tat is really hitting too low and isn’t making either woman feel (or look) good. And no amount of plastic surgery erases a bad attitude!
On this week’s episode of Married To Medicine, Gregory “Greg” Lunceford makes an appearance at guy’s night. He has some shocking things to say about his side of the divorce. Ironically, many of his claims differ from those made by his soon to be ex-wife Quad Webb-Lunceford. I can’t wait to see exactly whose side is the most believable. Forget the divorce, I have been giving the marriage the side eye for a while so this should be interesting.
Simone Whitmore hangs out with the family. They discuss what needs to happen when they move back into one house together after being separated for some time. Her husband, Cecil Whitmore even volunteers to give Simone his closet and use one in another room. I’m glad they are finally moving back together. I never understood the concept of a North and a South house. It just seemed like a recipe to drift further and further apart. They both admit that since returning from the couple’s trip in Antigua (and Simone kicking Cecile’s bestie, Tammy to the curb) their marriage has been in a good place.
Floribama Shore is back from break and it didn’t disappoint with this week’s 2-hour premiere episode. I guess MTV decided to ramp up the drama times ten for this alcohol-fueled premiere. On their first night back in Panama City, Kortni Gilson’s crazy ex-boyfriend, Logan Fairbanks shows up at the club in a meth induced rage and a fight breaks out. The guys end up jumping fighting Logan after he angrily approached JeremiahBuoni and his pink man romper and subsequently ends up running from the club.
Last night Shahs of Sunset concluded with Part Two of the reunion. Let me tell you, the Shahs of Sunset crew did not hold anything back! This episode has everything from shocking accusations about cast member Destiney Rose to even some surprising news for the group. How did the drama unfold? Did good friends leave as enemies?
It was a double-dose of Survivor this week. That means not one but two players were sent to jury. Alec’s exit was fairly straight-forward. In contrast, Carl became the first blindsided member of the beloved David alliance. This set the stage for the rest of the season (just two episodes left before the two-hour Finale on Dec. 19th!).
Did you miss any of the action? Get caught up with our Episode 10 and 11 Recap, as well as checking out the Podcast below.