Truth and consequences have come to Real Housewives Of Orange County. Everything unfolded when Shannon Beador decided to take Gina Kirschenheiter to LA for a little fun in the California sun, but nothing can keep the storm clouds away. Not even a designer makeover and many glasses of champagne!
You can take the Rail (zing!) Housewives Of Orange County to LA, but you can’t take the tacky Orange County out of them. Leave it Kelly Dodd to throw a big ol’ fit in a fancy restaurant. But to be fair: Kelly was getting it from all ends, just like she says, except it’s not from 8 guys. But, 6 Housewives pulling a train of gossip about her sex life.
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way contained “the three D’s”, disappointment, demands, and delusion. I believe all three of these components are necessary for the success of this show. You can’t possibly deal with any of this crazy sh!t, if you don’t have at least two on that list.
Please see the following examples: Deavan Clegg’s arrival to South Korea does not go as she expected. Rehab Ronnie’s gambling addiction causes issues with Tiffany Franco. Let’s dig in and analyze the mess!
Last night’s Below Deck Mediterranean was a mess! Messier than Travis Michalzik after making out with his girlfriend, vodka!
First, there are the guests who are so distracted by bragging about who has the biggest menopausal sex drive they forget to eat their dinner until it gets cold, then the primary tattles to Captain Sandy Yawn. Instead of assessing the situation (‘ass’ being the operative prefix!) Captain Sandy hightails it down to the galley to complain to Ben Robinson, who promptly shoves his finger into the pan of risotto and proclaims it hot. PIPING. As hot as Ben’s rage and regret that he once again sold his soul to Bravo: the pirates of dignity.
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was more like a soap opera than anything else. There were reunions, drama, sex and everything in between. If you are anything like me, you have been waiting patiently to find out what could be Timothy’s secret. Did he transition into a male? Does he have several children he is hiding? Does he have a fetish for single mothers with children? I am not sure but whatever it is, I am ready to find out!
For some reason, I don’t think Timothy will disappoint with whatever he plans to reveal. But trust me; there are plenty of revelations that came out during the last 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode. Grab a snack and let’s discuss the hot mess that these people call their life!
I can’t believe this season of The Real Housewives of Potomac is almost over. I say it a lot, but the women of Potomac are in the midst of such a breakout season. The Ashley Darby/Michael Darby marriage drama and feud between Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger is prime reality TV. JUST SO GOOD. Last week’s episode proved that.
The show itself isn’t the only entity having a breakout season. Candiace Dillard is delivering in every possible way this season. Her personal storyline, and her fights with the women are INCREDIBLE. The knife incident is already legendary. I bet she brings it at the reunion as well. Let’s not forget Katie Rost, and her wigs of doom. Speaking of Katie, has anyone seen her?
Love After Lockup has really outdone itself this season. These people are crazy! It’s like they took the most insane moments of past seasons, and dialed it up ten more notches. However, my heart can’t take all of this insanity! Especially Lacey. That girl is a total MESS. During last week’s Love After Lockup, she continued to play not one, but TWO inmates.
Almost everyone is out of prison now, so the drama is really picking up. Vincent and Amber have zero chemistry, so I don’t think they’ll make it down the aisle. Angela or Tony won’t either. He seems more interested in the financial benefits of being with her. Last week he finally got released, and he didn’t want any part of being intimate with the alleged love of his life.
It was “Prank Week” in the Big Brother house, but the stakes this week couldn’t have been more serious. It was a pivotal week for the house guests, where front-runners finally emerged as the house got rid of one of the most dangerous (perceived) players of the season.
I’ll try to avoid spoilers above the warning label, but as I do at the beginning of every one of my Survivor recaps, please heed the following: Remember that this recap assumes that you are caught up on all of the aired episodes of Big Brother 21. If you are not and don’t want to be spoiled, please come back later! It’s important to add that while we WILL hit on all of the important developments since the last recap, so if you need to go further back please click on the “Big Brother” Topic on this page to access past recaps…also, this is not a linear “blow-by-blow” recap, but is more of a discussion and reaction of what we just witnessed together.
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