Lisa Vanderpump’s days as a cast member of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are way behind her. After claiming to be “bullied” by her castmates, back in the #puppygate days, she left the show without looking back. Literally, she didn’t show up to the reunion.
For LVP stans, the ending was not a satisfying way to say goodbye to an OG housewife. It’s easy to wonder what it’d be like if she returned to the cast today. Could her longtime friendship with Kyle Richards be salvaged? How would she address Erika Girardi‘s legal situation? We already know she has a few feelings about that. And what would she think of newcomers Sutton Stracke and Garcelle Beauvais?
I am eagerly anticipating the next Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. Hell, I’ll even settle for a trailer. I’m just dying to know how Erika Jayne is going to handle the transition from bragging about owning to two planes to explaining why she and her husband Tom Girardi lived lavish lifestyles after taking money from people whose family members died in a plane crash.
Based on Erika’s Instagram activity, I assume she’s just gonna ignore it all and try to distract us with latex costumes and outrageous hairstyles that she paid for via IOU. However, Garcelle Beauvais has said that Erika was a lot more open than she expected her to be.
Today is International Women’s Day. It’s a great opportunity to acknowledge and celebrate the inspiring women in our lives. It should be a positive thing.
All day long I’ve seen heartfelt social media posts, commercials, and articles uplifting women. And then I saw Erika Jayne’s “celebration” of the holiday. Instead of doing something kind. She decided to insult her co-stars. I assumed that after the humiliating headlines that have surfaced in the past few months that maybe she’d be more humble. Perhaps, she’d be compassionate. But, nope. She threw some shade instead.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally cast its first Asian Housewife. Crystal Kung Minkoff has been filming for Season 11. However, there was almost another woman to fulfill that “first” for the show.
Bling Empire star Christine Chiu actually filmed for the show back in the day, but it didn’t work out. She has one version of the story and Brandi Glanville has another about the reason(s) why.
The prettiest mess there ever was. Erika Jayne’s split from husband Tom Girardi is some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills drama we’ve been asking for. Despite being the most watched franchise of 2020, fans are still begging for some intrigue from this cast. The gang-up on Lisa Vanderpump two seasons back followed by the communal Denise Richards drag has been exhausting. Erika to the rescue!
grifters Giardi’s have caught themselves in a pretty impressive bind. It started with Erika filing for divorce in November. Then we all learned about the renewed fraud allegations against Tommy. But it’s expensive to be Erika, and she has since demanded alimony from her elderly soon-to-be-ex-. Uh. Which part of this being burn victim and orphanage money does she not understand?
When Real Housewives of Beverly Hills paused production in November, the word on the street (I.e. the internet) was that there was a positive covid test from a member of the production team. Then, Kyle Richards started drop some not-at-all-subtle hints that she had coronavirus on Thanksgiving when she publicly thanked Teddi Mellencamp for bringing Thanksgiving dinner for her family since Kyle was too sick to cook.
Does anyone actually believe that Kyle was going to cook a whole Thanksgiving dinner?
Soon after Kyle posted that, it was reported that Kyle, Kyle’s sister Kathy Hilton, and Dorit Kemsley all have coronavirus. However, it’s been reported that they do not have severe symptoms and we are wishing them all the best.
Erika Jayne usually gets the “enigma” label on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But when you look at the literal definition of enigma, “a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand”, it doesn’t really apply to Erika. Because one thing she isn’t is complex. But you know who really deserves the title of enigma?
Dorit Kemsley is an enigma wrapped in lawsuits and rental properties. Dorit wears a coat of many colors. She is a wife and mother. She is fashion maven. But above all else, Dorit is a… DESIGNER. Need a bathing suit made of hankies? Dorit is there for you. Need a room to transport you to the Isle of Capri? Dorit can handle that too. Now Dorit is lending her gift to another venture. Friends, Dorit is answering the prayers of brides everywhere. STEP ASIDE, Vera Wang, for Dorit Kemsley has entered the group chat.
Speculation continues to surround the Real Housewives of
Glendale Beverly Hills. To be clear, this franchise has been suffering. A virulent strain of plague struck some of the ladies. The World Health Organization has labeled it, Myhusbandhascommittedfrauditis. Sadly, the recovery time is rather slow. The infection manifests itself in creating diversions in an attempt to hide what’s really happening with your wallet.
As a result, the cast has had some shake ups. Who is coming in? Are any more going out? Will Kyle Richards keep her bangs? It looks like some of our questions have finally been answered. There is new blood coming in, but it appears no one else is leaving. We have no official word that anyone else was #firedbybravo and according to Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne, they are ready to get back in the game.