Erika Jayne usually gets the “enigma” label on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But when you look at the literal definition of enigma, “a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand”, it doesn’t really apply to Erika. Because one thing she isn’t is complex. But you know who really deserves the title of enigma?
Dorit Kemsley is an enigma wrapped in lawsuits and rental properties. Dorit wears a coat of many colors. She is a wife and mother. She is fashion maven. But above all else, Dorit is a… DESIGNER. Need a bathing suit made of hankies? Dorit is there for you. Need a room to transport you to the Isle of Capri? Dorit can handle that too. Now Dorit is lending her gift to another venture. Friends, Dorit is answering the prayers of brides everywhere. STEP ASIDE, Vera Wang, for Dorit Kemsley has entered the group chat.
Speculation continues to surround the Real Housewives of
Glendale Beverly Hills. To be clear, this franchise has been suffering. A virulent strain of plague struck some of the ladies. The World Health Organization has labeled it, Myhusbandhascommittedfrauditis. Sadly, the recovery time is rather slow. The infection manifests itself in creating diversions in an attempt to hide what’s really happening with your wallet.
As a result, the cast has had some shake ups. Who is coming in? Are any more going out? Will Kyle Richards keep her bangs? It looks like some of our questions have finally been answered. There is new blood coming in, but it appears no one else is leaving. We have no official word that anyone else was #firedbybravo and according to Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne, they are ready to get back in the game.
It looks like Kyle Richard’s new
victim future BFF might have been revealed! As you know, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has available job openings. Kyle’s sister Kathy Hilton could show up as a friend. Some may think this is a feather in Kyle’s cap, but she tends to have contentious relationships with her siblings. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kathy brings some sparks. Poor Brandi Glanville remains tethered to her phone, waiting for the call that will probably never come, as usual.
Lots of viewers want Sutton Stracke to return as a fulltime cast member, which would be great. Unfortunately, her ex doesn’t want their kids to be filmed and that presents a problem. So we still have two slots to fill before production begins. Well, it appears part of our wait might be over. Word on the street is, Crystal Kung Minkoff has decided to volunteer as tribute for the Beverly Hills version of the Hunger Games. I hope she’s ready to play.