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The virtual reunion is going well on Real Housewives of Atlanta. It will be interesting to see how things play out on Vanderpump Rules since there are 17,830 cast members, some of which are couples. So now there are a dozen little squares. Some of them have two people in them because of the couples on this show. Oh, boy. This sounds like such a logistical nightmare to film. Let’s just hope it’s enjoyable to watch.

In the trailer, Scheana Marie asks “Who’s gonna be the first one to cry?” Most likely, that’s Scheana herself. However, we do see Brittany Cartwright wailing, “This is one of the hardest times I had to go through in my f*cking life.” What is she even talking about? Is she talking about her wedding and pre-wedding events that took over the season? Aren’t those events supposed to be happy? If she’s shouting over her wedding, I swear…..

Kristen Doute also yells “My life is none of your business.” That is most likely about her ex [Brian] Carter. Especially since right after that we see Stassi Schroeder say, “You’re a liar,” which is a sentiment she’s shared about Kristen many times over.

Vanderpump Rules Season Finale

Last night’s Vanderpump Rules finale truly felt like it was the end of an era. And I’m ready to send Jax Taylor off into the abyss, where surely he will go after yelling in Lisa Vanderpump‘s face that this is ‘his show’. Lisa has already endured that type of malarky with Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills so she’ll certainly not put up with it from underling upstarts living in Valley Village (ahem.. Brandi!)

Tom 1 and Tom 2, by compression, are now well on their way to being restaurant moguls after signing onto the expansion of Tom Tom. They are moving into adulthood (finally!), while Jax, don’t bother blessing his cold dead heart, isn’t moving at all. He’s trapped in a fishbowl of his own drool, constantly regurgitating his own nonsense.

Jax can pretend all he wants that he’s tired of Tom 1, but what Jax is really tired of is Tom 1 being successful. Tom and Jax came up together as bartenders at SUR. For most of Vanderpump Rules Jax’s drama has driven things; yet it is Tom who was given the nudge by Lisa.

Lala Kent

One of the best things that has come out of quarantine is the throwback marathons on Bravo. There’s something so nostalgic about watching our beloved Bravo stars before they had stylists and plastic surgery. Ah, simpler times. It’s fun to see where the stars we know today started from.

And apparently, I’m not the only one who appreciates the old school rawness of seasons past. Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent has been catching up on previous seasons of VPR while stuck at home with her fiancé Randall EmmettLala has come a long way since her hostess days at Sur. But her biggest takeaway? Her new face.

Vanderpump Rules Stars Tom Schwartz & Katie Maloney Discuss Having A Baby; Tom Says “We’re Ready”

The Vanderpump Rules gang is growing up. Sort of. Yes–Tom Sandoval held a pool party at the same time as Jax Taylor’s bash in a recent episode, which somehow caused chaos among the group.

Many of the Pump Rules stars are either married or headed to the alter. And there is a pregnancy pact between Lala Kent, Katie Maloney, Stassi Schroeder, and Brittany Cartwright. The ladies all want to have babies within a couple of years of each other, so that their kids can grow up together. That is really sweet, and a little bit scary.

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Well, hell hath surely frozen over and the next thing we’ll be celebrating on Vanderpump Rules is an ice skating party because I actually liked Katie Maloney this episode. Hold me – I am fainting from the vapors!

At least I’m reassured that the constant is my complete and utter disgust of Jax Taylor! Accidentally taking a bite of that moldy lasagna found in the back of your fridge during a dunk binge eat is more desirable!

After Jax went on a rage-text tirade and uninvited everyone from his pool party (like anyone wanted to go to begin with) Tom Sandoval decided to host his own party for the rejects. Unfortunately the list of rejects grew and grew until it was revenge of the rejects with Tom and Ariana Madix winding up with an amazing party while Jax and Brittany Cartwright had one of the sad little get-togethers you see at the end of an HGTV House Hunters episode when the couple claims they “LOVE” to entertain.

Lala Kent Names Vanderpump Rules Cast Members She’d Hate To Quarantine With

Lala Kent has had a lot to say about her Vanderpump Rules castmates this season. She’s been battling against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix in the press. He said Lala wasn’t a good friend to Ariana. Lala clapped back and she’s been shading them both ever since. During the season itself, Lala was unnecessarily cruel to Raquel Leviss on multiple occasions, but it seems like they’ve made up at this point. She’s also thrown some cheap shots at Scheana Marie, calling her a “slutty JoJo Siwa” because of her crop top and high ponytail.

On top of all that, she has been consistently vocal about her dislike for the new cast members who joined the show this season. Thank god for her private jet access. Otherwise, she might not have any friends in the cast.

Lala Kent Says She and Randall Emmett Have Almost Broken Up A Dozen Times In Quarantine

As we’ve seen on social media, quarantine for the rich and famous looks a lot different. Stuck inside their sprawling mansions and forced to endure the gorgeous LA weather, many stars’ quarantines look like a vacation. But one thing we do have in common with our favorite celebs during the coronavirus pandemic? Their relationships are being put to the test just like ours are.

For Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent, quarantine has been an emotional time. She and fiancé Randall Emmett were supposed to tie the knot on April 18th. She’s expressed her disappointment both about their wedding being postponed until July, and not being able to have a bridal shower or bachelorette party. And while this time should have been spent in wedded bliss, Lala is revealing how the couple is really holding up during quarantine.

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This season seems to be a reckoning on Vanderpump Rules. A washing the slate clean to prepare for the new and fresh, and the people getting hit the hardest are Jax Taylor and Scheana Marie. I welcome this.

For some bizarro reason Max Boyens hosts a beach clean-up at a public beach that gets regularly cleaned by the city. Then, because this makes total logical sense, everyone who shows up is swilling wine out of plastic solo cups. Erm. Look – I get it, they need to give Max something to DO besides women, but how about we get a little more filler about his backstory? Like who is this guy other than the person who’s presumably replacing Jax as the Number 3 guy in the TomSquared concoction.

Speaking of Jax, he does not attend because he it’s ridiculous to have to drive “4 hours,” polluting the environment to clean up a beach. He’s not wrong, but of course Brittany Cartwright is there. They could’ve taken the car pool lane, y’all!