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90 Day Fiance Recap: Judgement Day

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance left me wondering why any of these couples are together. Every season we  route for at least one couple. At this point, I am finding it hard to see any real contenders for a long-lasting relationship. I hate to say it, but every 90 Day Fiance couple seems doomed for different reasons.

Tania Maduro and Syngin Colchester struggle with communication while apart. Juliana Custodio wants independence in her relationship with Michael Jessen. Religious beliefs divide Mike and Natalie. Mursel Mistanoglu makes an important decision about Anna Campisi  and his family. Robert questions his relationship after a wild night. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!

90 Day Fiance’s Michael Jessen Slams Editing On TLC

This season’s 90 Day Fiance crew is an interesting cast of characters, as usual. Where else can you see battling bee keepers in love, romancing and fighting through language apps like Mursel Mistanoglu and Anna Campisi? Or witness the tense dynamics between Anny and Robert, who decides to show his lady love a beautiful new apartment–that they can’t even move into. No rhyme or reason is what makes the show reality gold.

Michael Jessen and Juliana Custodio have been one of the more interesting couples on the show. Michael’s smart and funny children Max and Cece are the breakout stars of the season. Forget the couples! Michael and Juliana’s age, cultural and income differences are constantly in play. On the most recent episode, the couple saw a lawyer about a prenuptial agreement, but nothing was resolved. Now, Michael is speaking out about how he and his family are being portrayed on 90 Day Fiance–and he is not holding back.

90 Day Fiance Recap: The Truth Shall Set You Free

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance was entertaining, to say the least. We learned many of these individuals are even more desperate than we originally thought. The truly entertaining part is that they are finally realizing it. I love it when reality sets in! Can these 90 Day Fiance couples make things work or will they decide they are better off alone?

Michael Jessen and  Juliana Custodio continue to discuss the prenup. Angela Deem goes wedding dress shopping. Emily and Sasha arrive in the United States. Robert and Anny go apartment hunting. Anna Campisi gives Mursel Mistanoglul an ultimatum. Natalie panics about her differences with Mike. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!

90 Day Fiance Recap: Premature Departure

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance definitely helped us fill in some gaps about some of these relationships!  We learned some key details that only led me to believe that most of these 90 Day Fiance couples are doomed. I know most of these people don’t want to be alone, but geez, there has to be a better way.

Syngin Colchester prepares for a month without Tania Maduro.  Anna Campisi worries about her children’s relationship with Mursel Mistanoglu. Blake and Jasmin‘s living situation changes unexpectedly. Michael and Juliana discuss their financial future. Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi are back. Let’s get straight into the recap!

90 Day Fiance Recap: We Need To Talk

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance didn’t disappoint!  We definitely learned a lot more about the couples and their laundry list of issues. The desperation is real! You have to have just the right amount of optimism delusion to deal with some of these problems in a relationship with people you barely know.

Mike learns more about Natalie‘s past. Anna Campisi wonders if she is making the right decision. Anny worries Robert is still holding on to his exes. Emily doubts Sasha‘s dedication to their new family. Jasmin’s meeting with Blake‘s friends doesn’t go as expected. Tania reveals she’s leaving her fiancé to fend for himself for a month. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!

90 Day Fiance Recap: You Don’t Forget Your Past

The latest episode of 90 Day Fiance has us at an impasse, much like our couples. Between the constant red flags, lack of communication and awkward confessionals, I left this 90 Day Fiance episode feeling like none of these couples should be together, let alone be on the marriage fast-track. We also get to meet a brand new couple, who have about as much chemistry as two people using a translator app to flirt.

Michael introduces Juliana to his ex-wife, Sarah, and while it seems promising, even Max and Cece couldn’t break the tension with their cuteness. Robert and Anny continue to bicker their way through car rides and restaurants. Anny barely makes it through a meeting with Bryson’s grandparents without clawing their faces off. Farmer Mike and Natalie reunite in Ukraine. Aside from the crippling credit card debt Mike is hiding, they are really the only couple I like and am rooting for.  Anna Campisi and Mursel Mistanoglu continue to not communicate their way through life and even their mutual love of nerdiness beekeeping can’t bring them together.At least we didn’t have to sit through all the uncomfortable conversations in front of her kids.

Tania Too Hype and Syngin….oh man, where do I even start? Too Hype really lived up to her name this episode when poor Syngin found out the Shed of Dreams was really a nightmare. Finally, we got to meet our latest disaster couple, Blake and Jasmine, who has definitely come to the U.S. for Blake (snort) and not her sister who just so happens to live 10 minutes away.

90 Day Fiance Recap: What Am I Worth To You?

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance, the couples start settling into their new life in America. Did I say “settling”? I meant “arguing” because that’s exactly what started happening. Mercury is clearly in the 90 Day retrograde with all heck breaking loose for our no-longer-long-distance lovers.

Tania Too Hype and Syngin haven’t even said goodbye to her friends before she throws down the gauntlet on having kids. Clock’s a tickin’, Syngin! We get to meet our newest member of the club, a Washington farmer named Mike. He is anxiously waiting on Natalie from Ukraine. Little does Natalie know, Mike is hiding a secret that might hinder their future plans. Anna Campisi and Mursel Mistanoglu continue to play a game of “Seriously, why are we ever together? Honestly”. Damned if I know. Robert and Anny can’t even make it through a car ride without fighting. Not one single car ride, y’all. Emily gives birth to Sasha‘s third child (that we know of) and surprise! It doesn’t go as planned. Finally, Juliana arrives into the loving arms of Michael…..and a stretch Hummer limo. Hold on tight, friends – this Hummer limo has a few bumps along the way.

90 Day Fiance Recap: They Don’t Know

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance didn’t disappoint! Secrets were revealed and relationships were questioned. This episode gave me just enough crazy to be able to make it through the week thankful for small annoyances. I spent half the episode just shaking my head in disbelief. I don’t know what we did to deserve this show, but it is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s tough to know where to start. There were so many cringe-worthy moments.

Tania races to meet Syngin at the airport in time for a special surprise. Anna introduces Mursel to her mother and reveals a secret. Emily and Sasha have a tense meeting with his ex-wife. Allegations during an interview may prevent Juliana from coming to the U.S. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!