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Real Housewives of New York City Episode 11 Recap: What A Kellamity

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Being on a reality show like the Real Housewives of New York City is a pretty tough task and not for everyone. In my opinion, there are three main criteria in which one should absolutely not take part in anything “reality tv.” A – If you’re insane, B – If you’re crazy, and C – If you’re emotionally unstable. And when you happen to fall under all of the above, then you should absolutely under any circumstances not put your life on television. Unfortunately for Kelly Bensimon, the damage has been done. More on Kelly later.

Now onto to the recap in what is absolutely without a doubt the best episode EVER from the Bravo housewives franchise.

LuAnn – Fortunately for LuAnn, this had to be the episode where Kelly went bat sh*t crazy, thus taking most of the attention way from her tragic singing. And how much did she pay this producer to literally just lie to her over and over and over? After the whole Kim Zolciak singing debacle, I cannot grasp why someone who can’t hold a note would want to humiliate themselves on national television. It’s quite baffling to me. And while the end result of her song sounds decent, I can’t help but feel she is about two decades behind in her music. Perhaps she could have had a big hit in the early 90s.

Now onto the trip. We get to see Ramona and Sonja leave for the bachelorette trip to St John. While in the car, Ramona mentions that she is not surprised Jill decided to skip the trip because the trip is “not about her,” and when it’s not about Jill, she doesn’t like to participate. And of course since Jill isn’t going, her lapdog/underdog LuAnn won’t make it either.

The ladies finally all land in St. John and we find out Bethenny has just buried her father and is a bit raw emotionally. Almost immediately Kelly begins to unravel. Buckle up for the ride folks cause it’s a whole lot of crazy coming up!

The ladies are riding in a car on the way to their yacht and Kelly mentions she doesn’t eat pretzels because she does not eat processed foods. Okay makes sense, that is until she mentions her love for gummi worms, okay no longer making sense. Ramona asks her if she’s six, and Bethenny comments in her interview that “Gummi bears don’t come from the vine, those aren’t bears you see in the Bronx zoo.” In her interview, Alex also feels the NEED to mention that this is the first time she’s taken a non business trip without her kids since she became a mother. Thanks for sharing Alex, I’m a better person for knowing that lil tidbit.

Right away, you start to see the tension between Bethenny and Kelly, I would say most of it coming from Kelly, who seemed to have a bone to pick with Bethenny. Bethenny on this trip seemed more quiet and subdued, for Bethenny standards at least, so it was interesting to see Kelly keep escalating the tension. I would say Kelly was the “aggressor” this go around.

The ladies put on their bikinis and it’s time to eat. Not Crazy – Kelly shares she doesn’t like to eat in a bikini, and then goes on to get a cover up. Crazy – Kelly completely losing it once the ladies started talking about Jill. While it’s understandable that Kelly does not want to talk about Jill behind her back, she should have voiced that and then kept quiet. Trying to control what the ladies felt and said about Jill made no sense. Kelly reveals that she’s “normal” and the rest are “abnormal.” Bethenny tries to explain  some things to her, during which Kelly declares that she doesn’t care. Fair enough, to which Bethenny tells her she shouldn’t comment if she doesn’t care. Good advice considering Sonja was just as well sitting there, keeping quiet because she didn’t want to join in on the Jill convo. Kelly then makes her 2nd moronic comment of the night, when she accused the ladies of making “lemons out of lemonades.” Uh what Kelly? Bethenny explains to her that what she meant to say was “making a mountain out of a mole hill” as lemons out of lemonades means making something good out of something bad, which wouldn’t apply to the conversation being had at the moment.

Okay seriously, is this woman a complete and total moron? It’s quite baffling to me that someone her age could be this idiotic. Especially someone who claims to hold an English degree from the prestigious Columbia University. And by the way, it was revealed last year that she didn’t actually go to Columbia, but instead took classes at Columbia Extension College, something anyone can do. Bethenny said it best later on in this episode when she said Kelly is the most “unintelligent human being” she’s ever had the pleasure of being around. Couldn’t agree more. I’m pretty certain I’m losing brain cells just listening to her. I can’t even call her a bimbo. Her IQ would need to be about 100 points higher to be on bimbo status. She’s simply a moron.

Back to the recap. Kelly then continues to yell, and tries to make a grand exit through a closed glass door. While leaving, she snaps, “You guys are sick, it’s like you’re demented, see ya!” Ramona laments that Kelly doesn’t like to “feel” and I think she might have a point. Moments later, Kelly returns from her self imposed “time-out.” It’s so interesting to see Kelly being so loyal to Jill considering just how badly Jill treated her last year, especially at the reunion show. Something tells me had the tables been turned, Jill would have bad mouthed Kelly along with the ladies in a heartbeat.

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The ‘Kellamity’ did not end there unfortunately. Kelly then took her one woman crazy show to a dinner outing amongst the other housewives. With Ramona out of the room, Bethenny opens up about her father’s passing and her feelings about him. Kelly then begins rambling in an attempt to get deep or dish out some advice or something. The discussion turns to sex thanks to Sonja and the ladies begin talking about one night stands. Must say Sonja needs a new shtick. The over the top constant sex talk is getting rather old. Some of the ladies including Bethenny and Sonja admit to one night stands, and in her interview, Kelly reveals it’s not her “style to have unprotected sex.” Apparently in Kelly la la land, one night stands automatically equals unprotected sex.

The ladies now start to open up more emotionally much to Kelly’s dismay, because “the whole feelings thing is like 1979,” and in Kelly la la cartwheel land, having feelings is so00o not cool. Repressing them and losing your mind on a random yacht trip on national television is apparently the way to go.

Kelly then accuses Bethenny of being a victim, and then once again brings up the whole fued with Bethenny from last season. Bethenny tells Kelly she needs to let it go, to which Kelly replies: “No you need to let it go.” Um what Kelly? YOU’RE the one who brought it up. Kelly then accuses Bethenny of defaming her, her kids and her family in the press. And for those wondering, no Bethenny has NEVER defamed Kelly’s family or kids in the press. Did she go over-board with the Kelly bashing in the press last year? Yes I think she did, but she never involved her family. I believe what Kelly was trying to say was Bethenny hurt her family and her kids by constantly bashing her in the press, but her low IQ and non existent brain cells would not allow her to make her point clearly.

I have said it previously and will say it again, I feel Bethenny went way overboard with her Kelly bashing in the press last year. Yes Kelly brought it upon herself with her words and actions, but Bethenny “won” that battle and should have taken the high road. That’s the thing Bethenny and Jill seem to have in common, they both don’t know how to “win” graciously, and don’t know when to stop. I believe Jill does this out of vindictiveness, while Bethenny does it out of insensitivity and ignorance, like she really doesn’t understand how hurtful her words can be to others.

Moving right along, the fight then takes a more juvenile turn as Kelly accuses Bethenny of being a cook and not a chef, only to proclaim seconds later that she doesn’t care about Bethenny, and that nobody cares. “You seem to care,” replied Bethenny. Sonja asks her why she said Bethenny is a cook and not a chef? “Because I don’t know if she’s a cook or a chef,” replied insane Kelly. Somehow a drunk Sonja steers the argument back to sex and Kelly calls Bethenny a “ho bag.” Bethenny laughs and realizes it’s time to leave the crazy show. “Adios lunatic, I’m going to the Hooters boat so I can see some real sane people,” laments Bethenny in her interview.

And just like that, I think I and other millions of viewers just witnessed a mental meltdown on our televisions. On the Kelly issue, I really can’t grasp what really happened to her. My thoughts last night were perhaps she forgot to bring her meds on the trip, mabye she wasn’t able to carry along her drugs and was experiencing withdrawals. I mean I really don’t know, but she definitely lost her mind.

Andy Cohen revealed on Watch What Happens that Kelly was really upset about this episode and blamed her madness on editing. Must say I love how these people like to insult the intelligence of the viewers. Anyone with half a brain can see editing was not to blame for that insanity. That was ALL you Kelly. As I said in a previous recap, I believe Kelly came on this season to be the cool and nice Kelly in an attempt to rehabilitate her image. She was not being authentic at all. Well unfortunately for me, it seems the authentic Kelly decided to rear it’s crazy head last night, and a part of me misses the la la land cartwheels Kelly. And unfortunately for Kelly, it seems this episode was just a warm up for her insanity. Next week’s previews look even worse than what we just watched.

Also Kelly cannot blame Bethenny for this one. This was ALL her doing. The funny thing is in my personal and professional life, I hate to ever refer to anyone as “crazy” but Kelly’s actions last night definitely made her look very crazy. There’s no way to sugarcoat that. Last night’s episode featured no Jill, and Jill, who apparently needed some attention, decided to tweet to Andy during last night’s Watch What Happens. Just like our Jill, to try to insert herself into a situation, show etc. I thought that was quite funny.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK KELLY IS ‘CRAZY’ ? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RECAP AND KELLY’S MELT DOWN?



99 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. 1
    The Designdiva

    Thank God for Reality Tea……… If I hadn’t read the show in “words” I would have question as to what I really watched last night….. LOL…….

    My hubby says my life must really boring to endure what I MADE him watch last night…He had a rough time sleeping after watching that fiasco….His comment about Kelly… ” And , they walk amongst us ” !!!

    Thanks for the GREAT recap…

    I am now an avid REALITY TEA FAN…You have me hooked..

    Diva >:)

  2. LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Great recap! :D

  3. It would appear that kelly brought plenty of “meds” with her .

  4. I think I saw the pupils in Kelly’s eyes rolling around in her head last night. What a debacle. She is clearly an insensitive, unstable and PHONY human being. She is stupid who only developed her exterior (model) persona with absolutely nothing on the interior.
    And Luann’s date Cort! Dear God in heaven! That was the most embarrassing thing to watch–the interaction between those two. What a letch!

  5. Oh but crazy Kelly was not alone on the Yacht, she was making phone calls to Jill, Kelly was the mole on that trip. I can’t believe Jill didn’t send a helicopter out ot sea to rescue Kelly.
    I do love Sonja, she is always observing the chaos and probably thinking “you crazy bitches” :)

  6. I love how at the season one renuion show when Alex blamed her and Simon looking bad on the editing and all the other ladies told her that was impossible and she looked bad because thats how she is. Now I know Kelly wasn’t on season one, but shouldn’t she know better then to blame the editing? She didn’t blame the editing at all last year when it looked like it was Bethany attacking her, but now that she is the one attacking it is the editors faults?
    The only good part of this episode was that Jill was barely in it! She is another one that is trying to blame the editing of the show on making her look bad. Ladies it has nothing to do with the editing, you all look bad because you are acting like children.

  7. Your opening paragraph should be sent to Bravo’s lawyers to be inserted into their contracts. Perhaps last nights freak show will be enough to scare off the rest of the lunatics out there.

    Oh hell… it’ll probably encourage them.

    With the exception of the Kelly meltdown and LuAnn’s, um, singing (someone find that woman a key and glue it to her) and date (skeeve! ye gods he creepy!), I actually enjoyed large portions of last nights show. The moment with Bethenny and Alex when they were alone together before dinner was fun; Ramona (who is no longer the craziest of housewives) and Sonja on the car ride; the swimming with the fishes moments; Ramona drunk and slurring and getting fiesty in Bethenny’s defense; this episode is my favorite of the NY 3rd season. I’m a little afraid of next weeks episode.

    I don’t watch Andy Cohen’s idiotic show – what did Jill text him?

  8. @laura 7
    totally agree with you about last nights show being good with the exceptions of kelly’s meltdown and LuAnn’s singing. Loved seeing Bethany and Alex’s friendship and even Ramona’s friendship with both of them.
    Didn’t Kelly understand she would be stuck with them on a boat for more then just that night? It didn’t make sense to start a fight when no one could leave.

  9. You missed the BEST part when Kelly calls everyone “demented” and then almost walks right into the glass door.

    Oh the irony!!!!

    My stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.

    But seriously BIsh needs professional help. Did ya’ll see the previews from next week where she gets mad b/c B left her a gift? What a looney toon.

  10. 10
    Mom of Five

    Best line for me last night, LuMANN describing her DUMB BLONDE GAY DATE as an “intellectual”. I think LuMANN said the best thing about him is that he is an “intellectual” and we can have a conversation. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  11. omg…it was so SAD watching the meltdown of Kelly…she just doesn’t even know what she is saying. Her mind is so scrambled.

    I really find it interesting about Kelly’s kids and Danielle’s kids from NJ…both of the mothers are unstable; Danielle is really psychotic and Kelly is really looney, but the kids, 4 daughters, are all really nice….and seem to be well aware of how their mothers are. They all seem old for their years. God help them, because their moms are pathetic. I feel so badly for those beautiful girls.

    Kelly needs some help and Danielle needs to go away.

    Romona was adorable, Sonja is a joy, Bethany was fragile, Countless was swapping spit with ugly Coerte (her kids must have loved watching that) and thank heavens Jill was not there.

    Great show! Great recap too!

  12. I have 2 words for Kelly’s behavior last night! DRUG WITHDRAWAL

  13. I almost died laughing when LuAnn said there was a “chemistry” between her and that goofy author. Puhleeze. He was a lousy kisser and she avoided his lips each time. And when he carried his book into the nightclub, then pulled it out later as a “gift” (of free publicity for him), she acted all surprised, like she hadn’t seen him carrying it all along! Then when she said she wouldn’t call herself another Madonna…BWAHAHAHAHAH. Neither would anyone else with half a brain cell.

    I totally agree about Kelly trying to keep it together this year because she was reamed so badly in the papers last year. I knew she couldn’t keep the “crazy” down forever though! But she gave it a valiant shot:)

  14. How does Jill have a grandson? I thought she only had Ally?

  15. I think Bravo needs to focuce more on the friendship parts of this show than anything else. They need to get the cameras out of the gutter and psych ward. And put it toward’s real feeling, shopping, & the relationships in these women’s lives. After Kelly’s meltdown last night, I’m starved for sanity.

  16. That really was a great wrap up. And DesignDiva – my husband had the exact same comments (poor guys!!!!)… I am not sure what Kelly’s deal is… Jill is easier for me to figure out, but there is something fundamentally missing in Kelly’s brain. I don’t know what it is or why she can’t “use her words” correctly EVER, but it’s almost like she is brain damaged in some way – and I am not saying that to be funny. I read about a woman who was in an accident and her brain misfunctioned afterwards – leading to really bad decision making skills/lack of judgment (there is a part of the brain that controls this). Really sad stuff.

    Alternatively, it could be that a not-so-smart, somewhat anxious, but very pretty girl was whipped out of school and her peer group before she was emotionally ready and thrust into the very superficial world of modeling where people yessed her to death and leeched off of her and sort of enveloped her and then released her back into the real world. And now she is just stunted. Because if you notice she does fight and talk much like a not-so-smart, somewhat anxious teenager.

  17. Has any one that cares so much about Kelly tried to contact some one from her family about her delusional behavior? Her children are at risk! People with that sort of behavior snap and some one could be seriously hurt physically from an outburst that is so delusional. Please contact a professional or her family. For the safety of the children. How does she survive in NY.
    KELLY stay away from Miami. We have our own crazies to deal with. We don’t want you!

  18. Folks….when Kelly was jogging in the middle of New York city traffic that should have been the first clue………..

  19. Rebecca J
    Jill is not Bawby’s 1st wife. He has grown kids with kids of their own. Jill is their step grandmother.
    I also wonder why Kelly and Danielle’s ex husbands don’t petition for full custody. Their screen antics would surely work in the exes favor. If not DYFUS in NJ and whatever NY’s is should investigate. I don’t think parents that mentally unstable should have custody. Jill may be delusional but these two are barely functional.

  20. This chick Kelly is a lunatic. I would happily sign a petition to have her taken off the show. Is she on some type of drug, if not she needs to be. How stupid? She made a total ass of herself last night attacking Bethenny. Something is really wrong with this chick.

  21. WoW.. Kelly really has now lost her mind..

    She just tweeted this..

    kikilet Anyone that blames me, needs to look at themselves. Would u ever exploit a family member’s death for ratings? Think twice, then tweet.

    Didnt she just say on her blog that she was embarrased by her behavoir on last nights episode?

    She truly wont let Bethenny go.. what a freakin twerp..

  22. If last night’s behavior was not an act on Kelly’s part. It is very troubling to me that bravo would air such behavior clearly with a drug addict or mentally unstable person. It really should be for bravo to get her help and not reep rewards from exploiting this behavior from her. I am serious about that, not joking. Bravo has a serious lawsuit issue, moral issue, ethical issue, by airing this womans mental handicaps. And clearly with Kelly’s tweets since last night. She has no clue she has a problem. I hope bravo realizes that this is not a joke for that behavior. And Jill and Luanne should drop the microphone and credit card and take her to Betty Ford clinic or the doctors office fast. I know my friends and family would get me the help if I acted like Kelly.

  23. You are spot on! Kelly is nothing but a moron and her misuse of the english language is intolerable. She is so clueless. I can’t feel sorry for her, because she not only doesn’t admit how dumb she is, she insist on portraying the role of an educated woman – which she is CLEARLY not. I predict she will sell out to a rich old sugar daddy soon enough and remain in “Kellyworld”. Hopefully he’ll wisk her away to Europe or places far far away where we’ll never have to see or hear her again.

  24. 24
    tarah ransom

    I saw the show last night and could not believe what i was witnessing. OMG Kelly why is she even on the show she is a nut for real. I mean really Bethenny can be a true blue 100% bitch but that foolishness last night makes me wonder about Kellys mental capacity.

  25. Well I kind of agree with Kelly on the camera time/ratings part. I could understand if we were talking about the cast of Friends and each of these ladies were making 1M per episode. But allowing a camera crew film you peeing on a pregnancy stick and allowing them to follow you around as you deal with your family’s death……..personally I wouldn’t. I don’t think cameras should see every single personal aspect of your life.

    Ladies- it gets even better. Have you seen next week’s preview? Unfortunately it doesn’t feature Alex and Ramona drunk but Bethenny leaves a bag full of Skinnygirl Crap on Kelly’s doorstep. LMFAO. I think I might buy a bottle of Pinot for next thurs in Ramona’s honor :)

  26. cocaines a helluva drug!

  27. Love how BuzzKell was explaining what Lemons into Lemonade meant but she didn’t understand that grapes make Pinot Grigio…
    First she was talking about Jill’s feeling towards B’s dad’s death news, then she didn’t want to talk about feelings. So not wearing a bra is OK but talking about feelings is so 1979.

    Can someone please find these things Bethenny has said to the press about Kelly’s children? Kelly rambles on about how B has attacked her family in the press as justification for her crazy behavior.

    and thanks B – we are having sex in Michigan – there are no jobs, so there’s not much else to do!

    Did anyone else check out how great Ramona’s legs looked when she was ringing the bell on the boat – I’m 15 years younger and jealous as hell!

  28. 28
    WhatupBitches

    Kellys lunacy started as she ran down the dock towards the boat, she ran like a 6yr old at Disney World, I found that to be very funny But even funnier was her walking into the door!!!!! OTFLMAF

  29. Joan
    Bravo lives for this sh*t. While Kelly is nuts, so is Danielle. Look at Lynn from OC. Bravo thrives on housewives like this. It has created websites which we all read voraciously and comment on. While I like others much better, Kelly and Jill are train wrecks you just have to watch. When the show gets too boring it won’t be renewed.

  30. So, did Jill ask Kelly to go on the trip in order to be a mole for her?

    Or was she just texting Jill during the trip because she was feeling attacked?

  31. Thanks, Sue. IS Ally the only biological child Jill has?

  32. Although she told Andy that she was edited badly, on her Bravo blog, she seems to take back that comment by saying she was embarrassed by how she acted.

  33. just went back to bravotv to watch next weeks preview – crying over someone giving you a bag full of goodies in your underwear is not editing.
    I don;t think Bethenny understood the depths of Kelly’s craziness or she wouldn’t have bashed her as much as she did. Like the rest of us, I think she thought she was just crazy not a mentally unsound lunatic.

  34. Ramona and Kelly both look amazing for their age. I do wish they would take after Bethenny and LuAnn more in terms of fashion. You can flaunt what you’ve got and still dress age appropriate. Ramona doesn’t need to wear tiny bikinis and mini skirts for the world to see she’s got a great body. And don’t get me started on Kelly being allergic to pants lol

  35. 35
    RealEstate Girl

    I have to say Luann doesn’t seem nearly as nasty without Jill around. I almost liked her on “Watch What Happens Live”(not her singing)

  36. I knew it was impossible that this “broad” as Bethenny called her went to Columbia, especially when I fixed her grammar via twitter once last year and she direct messaged me “it’s twitter, stay light, stay real.” I am real, I have feelings, I was born after 1979 but I’m pretty sure my parents didn’t birth a robot, and light, why yes Kelly, I am a size 2 (unlike Jill Zarin). Which was one of the best parts of this episode- no Jill!

    The laughter between Bethenny and Alex was so special, and I’m sure needed for B after what she just went through. Bethenny was trying to open up and Sonja was trying to get to know her. Kelly’s best reaction would have been to leave the room as she does not like Bethenny and had nothing constructive to say. I cannot believe a person would attack someone after their parent died recently and they were discussing it. You could see that Bethenny was so emotionally exhausted over her dad that she didn’t have her normal spark to feud with Kelly.

    Kelly should be embarrassed of her behavior. Bethenny has tried to move past last year and Kelly brought it all back up. It’s clear she never got peace with her anger towards Bethenny, which, while probably warranted, could have been handled much better. She made herself look awful and “DOWN THERE” and Bethenny so took the high road last night.

    Ramona being drunk was hilarious and fun and I loved her last night. Her newfound friendship with Alex is really sweet and shows Ramona did renew some things other than her hair. I loved seeing the 3 of them together and truly hope all 3 return next season, for their dynamic.

  37. it was obvious about the editing ..
    IMO kelly was the sanest on the boat & whew that’s sayin’ something ..lol..
    ..
    a gang mentality & turning the conversation to jill
    (where there was no escape )
    was simply bad etiquette ..
    kelly did right to say something although she could’ve handled it better …
    she should never have gone in the first place ..
    i happen to think alex is a real conniving instigator & not the ‘proper’ person she appears to be …
    ramona is obviously a ‘drunk’ & she seems a bit too ‘easy’ & flirtatious …
    another drink & i bet she woulda lost her chance at renewing those vows !
    bethanny a loud mouth , crude , abrasive ironic opportunist ..
    i guess her new baby & the unfortunate circumstances with her father have blinded most viewers …way too much surgery too …
    always a bad sign …circus titties..
    ..
    bethanny & alex sitting on the boat & laughing at kelly ?
    they looked like 2 demons …honestly ..
    weird vibes there with those 2 ..
    heeheehee
    kelly on the other hand was not inebriated & handled ramona’s ridiculous as best as can be expected.
    was ramona was gonna tell kelly to leave from the middle of the ocean? …
    a good hostess would have tried to keep the peace & wouldn’t have brought the subject of jill up in the first place ..
    what’s wrong with that woman? ..
    i think she’s the moron here more than anyone & alex & bethanny ?
    they ain’t kiddin’ me …

  38. Tootsie The helicopter comment is hysterical! OMG I think I peed my pants!

  39. Objectiv, I’m not sure we watched the same show. If Kelly was the sanest, what was wrong with Sonja??
    RebeccaJ i do think Ally is the only child.

  40. I just have to say that Sonja has a nice care-free attitude when it comes to the rest of the bitches on the show (So far), perhaps because she is new and hasn’t intertwined herself into much of the preexisting drama yet. She seems like a breath of fresh air amongst all the others bickering even though her whole schtick is: I’m divorced, I’m rich and I have a great sex life. She doesn’t annoy me yet the way the others have.

    Jennifer is non- consequential, either way to comment yet, She is just being nice to all to get in the social circle, however she is a paid member of “team Jill” because she’s the party planner on the Zarin payroll to plan the Zarin Holiday Party extravaganza on ice. And she is not on the opening credits so I guess she can’t hold claim to an apple yet.

    I saw a pic on bravotv.com of the Zarins at the PlanetHollywood event and the cryptkeeper -Gloria is wearing that black marching band jacket again. When was the last time this woman was in a marching band 1895?

  41. ATTENTION “Objectiv”

    I have a feeling you’re a team jill member- come on- it is impossible to defend such poor outragous behavior like Kelly displayed for the world to see…

    It all speaks for itself…

  42. I loved it!
    Bravo should put all 24 (or however many) housewives on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Fill the galley with Pinot Grigot, Dirty Martinis with blue cheese olives, and Skinny girl what ever. Catering provided by the Brownstone. Bring it on!!!

  43. I have to say I really enjoyed last nights episode. I have been scratching my head all day thinking about Kelly.

    Kelly is Ferrost Gump’esque. Kelly, life is like a box of chocalates, you never know if your gonna get a lemon to make lemonade or grapes for stomping, d’huh. Metaphorically speaking of course, right Kelly?

    Can someone at Columbia University please contact this chick and tell her she didn’t attend the ivy league and that she really attended the extension school in Colombia. You see she couldn’t tell the differnece between Columbia and Colombia on the cheap certificate she received.

  44. ooh Doglover what a perfect idea!!!!! I would love to see that!!!!

  45. Great recap R.T.

    loving everyones posts

    objectiv..huh?

    Carla, i got into it alittle with sven= new jersey danielle site check it out..woo got my dago up a liile, uh-oh

  46. Seriously? I think Bethenny knows she has a mouth. I think she makes fun of herself just as much as she does others.

    If someone has a problem with what she says, she has always said come to me. And what has been witnessed is that she apologizes (even if some don’t deserve it).

    I think where TV is concerned, a Paranoid Schzo is apparently a horrible thing to waste.

    Kelly keeps tweeting all the others are acting and she is the only one being real. It’s the world she is being real in all by herself I am wondering about…

  47. I really think Jillousy was feedng Kookadoodle topics to attack Bethenny with – they were so far out in left field. I think Kook was calling/texting Jillzilla and she was telling her things like “She’s not even a chef, she’s a cook” and “Bethenny attacked your children in the press” and then Kooky trotted out into the living room and regurgitated what Jilly told her to say without any idea what she was even talking about.

    And @#37- how do you know Kooky wasn’t drunk?? She’s the one who was passing out her “favorite” shots.

  48. Ya know there HAS to be a truly tragic event in Kelly’s childhood. The woman freaks out at the mention of sex. I have a theory that I don’t think Kelly has ever had the big “O”.

    Let’s not forget last season. Remember Kelly’s “I’m-way-up-here-and-you-are-way-down-there, Bethenny!” breakdown? I hated her after that. Then she went on a date with the Argentinian that has turned out to be a hooker that services LuAnn and Sonya…and perhaps Jill?

    Kelly is clearly mentally ill. I can not stand to watch her. I love crazy reality people but only the “good crazy” not the “just-escaped-from-Bellvue-Mental-Institue crazy”

    Bravo — please kick off the twat twits trio of Kelly, LuAnn, and Jill. They are all bonkers, vile, disgusting and worse of all, BORING.

  49. Holy shiznits Dy! I just read all the posts with sven.

  50. On a serious note,

    Kelly all day on twitter is trying to spread rumors about Bethanny and her fathers relationship to deflect from herself. This is really sick and vile and is making a whole lot of innuendos then saying she cant say because of contractual obligations with bravo.. yeah right…

    She is justifying her behavior last night as sticking up for someone who is dead who cannot stick up for themself because of “Vile” and disgusting behavior of others..

    OMG. Bethenny just had a baby and is dealing with a premie at that. Jill is certainly taking Kelly down with her and this is bordering on visions of Danielle and making shit up. Kelly is now claiming to of known Beths dad and Beth has made this all up. Kelly is also now using TweetMaxine the twat to help her to spread the lies.

    This is really sick and “demented” and I think Kelly is officially off her rocker. Here she posts a blog on how she is embarrassed and now she is tweeting about beths father and calling beth names..

    Is there no end to this?