I'm really, really, reallyreallyreallyreally going to need a shower after this post. It involves everyone's favorite toddler brow waxing Teen Mom and her foray into the adult entertainment industry. Yes, that's right…we have new information on the sex tape that Farrah Abraham hopes will make her the next Kim Kardashian.
First up, and most importantly, Farrah herself is finally confirming the news, so we don't have to continue speculating along with her parents (ew) as some nekkid movie star wannabe gives the world sound bites on his experience with the reality star. James Deen has been all over the tabloids talking about his romp with Farrah. Apparently, the plot is thickening as Farrah reportedly worked with an adult entertainment production company to film the video in hope of later passing it off as a leaked sex tape. Oh Farrah, you'll never be as business savvy as Kris Jenner when it comes to famewhoring!
Kids today, right?
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Farrah is finally coming clean about the whole dirty deed, and Page Six is reporting that she claims to have made the XXX movie so as to immortalize her beautiful young figure. Don't most girls her age do that by posting bikini pictures on Facebook? Farrah adds she "will not be [selling the movie] for anything less than a couple million." Well, I'm happy to hear she has her price!
Farrah also states that she's upset with all of the interviews her "co-star" is giving, explaining, "If my ex-boyfriend Derek [who died in a car accident in 2008] were alive, I would've rather it had been him with me." I'm sure your ex-boyfriend Derek's family kindly wishes you'd take their poor son's name out of your ridiculous mouth. For shame.
As for what Deen the ______ (fill in the blank with your favorite rhyming word!) is saying about Farrah, he only has compliments. James tells Rumor Fix that he met her on a Friday when they were tested for STDs, and they filmed the epic sexcapade two days later. He refers to sex with Farrah as "awesome" and "rad" even though she was nervous at first.
Of course, James is also the culprit who spilled the beans on Farrah's diabolical sex tape leaking scheme. He explains to TMZ, "I think what happened is that [the adult entertainment company was] going to pass it off as a ‘sex tape’ and somebody saw us coming out of a building together and people asked me what’s going on … so I was like we’re making [an adult film]!"
James continues, "Everybody's trying to make it this story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape."