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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap – Thailand Invasion

by Reality Tea on July 21st, 2014

On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians the Kardashian Klan invaded Thailand for a family vacation. Our condolences go out to Thailand. Kim Kardashian decides to torture gift Kanye West with a book of selfies. Rob Kardashian goes MIA and Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner bicker like an old married couple, that is no longer married. Go figure.

Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.

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Someone Really Wants The Kardashians Out Of The Hamptons! Plus, Does North Have A Body Double?

by Lauren on July 19th, 2014

So, the Kardashians have been quiet lately, haven’t they? Yeah, right! If Kim and krew could go a day without gracing every form of media, I may be concerned for their well-being–or the well-being of North West, although Kanye West already has that covered. More on that in a bit…

#IJustCan’t #hashtag #NoDash Someone is pranking the Hamptons, and this time it’s not someone being followed around by camera crews. Residents of the upscale beach community have been up at arms since Kourtney Kardashian, Lord ~~Douchebag~~ Disick, and family moved in along with sister Khloe for yet another Keeping up with the Kardashians spin-off. Now, someone’s gone a bit Banksey with their attempts to rid the town of the show.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap – Move It Or Lose It

by Reality Tea Editors on July 14th, 2014

On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians we saw an emotional Khloe Kardashian reach her breaking point. From admitting to Lamar Odom’s affairs, packing up her home and facing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stolen jewelery, Khloe cracked under the pressure and gave in to some old vices.

Things kick off with Kourtney Kardashian and her half paralyzed face. Kourtney is distressed by her latest disaster with the dentist. Khloe however, is too busy snapping pics on her phone and threatening to use them at a later date. #Blackmail (see the video below)

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It’s Fashion First For The Kardashian Sisters–Kim Explains “We’re Entrepreneurs”

by Lauren on July 10th, 2014

If the Kardashian girls are famous for anything, it’s for ~~famewhoring and a golden shower sex tape~~ their strong work ethic and the sense of power they try to instill in other women. At the forefront of their empowerment movement is mom Kris Jenner, and, according to Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, she’s been their best role model as a business woman.

The sisters will slap their names on anything that stands still long enough, be it dolls, clothing, or make-up. They are entrepreneurs, y’all. Kim doesn’t even care much about the reality shows as they are just a marketing vessel for the Kardashian brand. She’s a damn evil genius, isn’t she?

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap – Playing Dirty

by Reality Tea on July 7th, 2014

On last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians things begin at Kris Jenner's house with the ever adorable Mason announcing he is going to kick his Aunty KoKo's butt at sword fighting. Can I just say, if this show had more Mason and less kartrashian fakeness and orchestrated storylines I think this show would become more likeable. Mason is adorable and the family is equally adorable when they are with him.

Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick and Mason go on a man date. Bruce is still enjoying his hot and steamy love affair with Malibu. I don't think it's Malibu so much as it is being free from Kris Jenner. Scott wants to watch Bruce fly one of his toy helicopters. Bruce believes you shouldn't be a spectator in life and that you learn more from doing. Scott is all for it. #WordsOfWisdomByBruce

On a different note, Bruce asks Scott how he is doing since the sudden and tragic loss of both his parents. Scott reveals he can't believe this is his life now and he sometimes forgets they are gone. He even tries to call them sometimes without realizing no one will ever answer. My heart breaks for Scott. I hope Scott is comfortable with talking about his feelings on camera and this isn't the Kardashians abusing a storyline, because his pain and sadness is raw and real. To make a bad scene worse, Bruce tells Scott he is kind of stuck with them – family wise.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Disaster In Vienna

by Reality Tea on June 30th, 2014

Sunday's night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was very different from the normal bad acting and over the top orchestrated storylines..or was it? Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner traveled to Vienna and had the holiday from hell, but on a happier note we heard baby North giggling & even saw the back of her head at one point! Also in a completely shocking turn of events, Khloe Kardashian did not say vagina once. I'm serious. She has outgrown it, and has moved on to repeatedly saying c*ck.. this girl must have Tourette's.

Things kick off with Kim negotiating wedding details with Mason and a silent Penelope. Kim decides to ~~bore her sisters to tears~~ upgrade from infants and starts to talk weddings with her sisters. So far on the Kardashian-West ~~circus~~ wedding there are whispers of Parisian churches, luxurious chateaus and three costume changes. I think she has a ‘what would Elizabeth Taylor do’ type of theme – opulent, extravagant and over the top. I mean she is like Elizabeth Jr., already on to her third marriage! The real shocker was that Kim wants to wear all white; something tells me after three marriages it's time to retire the all-white gown. Isn't that customary? #EmilyPost

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Pics – Khloe Kardashian Parties For Her Birthday; Kim Apartment Hunts In NYC; Kim Cries Racism Victim Tonight KUWTK

by Reality Tea on June 29th, 2014

It was another busy weekend for the Kardashian-Jenner clan. The family celebrated Khloe Kardashian's 30th birthday, hunted for $20 million apartments in NYC for Kim Kardashian and of course filmed it all for their reality show and showed off some interesting fashions for the cameras.

Khloe turned 30 and celebrated with two birthday parties. At the first soiree, her boyfriend-but-not-boyfriend French Montana gifted her with jewelry (a ring and two sets of grillz) and a Jeep Sahara, totaling over $100,000. The second party was held aboard a yacht.

In between Khloe's two birthday bashes, Kim and her family went apartment hunting in NYC. Kim is reportedly looking for a $20+ million dollar home with more privacy. <insert reality camera joke here>

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What is REALLY Going On With Khloe Kardashian And French Montana?

by Suzy on June 27th, 2014

Another day, another rumor about her love life. Do you ever think Khloe Kardashian longs for the days when Lamar was normal and her love life was not constantly under a microscope? Well, those days are long gone and the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star is being hounded by two very different reports about her personal life.

In the first one, a college coed is accusing her rumored beau of the last few months, French Montana, of trying to put the moves on her while Khloe was in L.A. at Kidchella — AKA North West's first birthday party.

In the second report, Khloe's momager, Kris Jenner, claims that Khloe and French are just 'homies.' (Note to Kris Jenner — at a certain age no one and I mean NO ONE should say the word 'homies')

So are they together or aren't they? If they aren't then can't he do whatever he wants with coeds? And, if they are just 'homies,' then why are they attached at the hip?

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