“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” season 4 and “Vanderpump Rules” season 2 Cross-over premiere

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! And with it our ladies of wealthy, illustrious shade! Yolanda Foster's lemontastic words of wisdom leave just the right amount of tartness to make an impact. 

Getting down to the business of things like say, Chamber of Commerce parties, Yolanda wonders what Kyle Richards' motives for cozying up to Lisa Vanderpump are especially since Kyle doesn't seem to think too kindly of her former friend. 

"It’s nice to see Kyle in her store and working to succeed in the Beverly Hills business world. It didn’t seem like she quite understood the purpose of the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce," Yolanda begins in her Bravo Blog

"There are so many catering services in this town. The fact that she is choosing to hire Lisa’s restaurant, SUR, to do her party is once again a clear example of first degree ass kissing and maybe the greatest lie of all! Even her own daughter is pointing this out to her. What kind of message does that send to her children? She belittles Lisa and then turns around and pretends nothing ever happened. It’s all so fake and confusing to me." O-U-C-H. 


One regret Yolanda definitely has is agreeing to go to Kyle's party in the first place – despite that oh-so-personal phone call! "Watching Kyle’s party makes me feel really stupid. I should have followed my intuition and declined her invitation."

"The 'Oh lord, here comes. . .ahhhhhh' comment when she sees me at her party again shows how fake she really is. It’s hard not to react when I see her mocking my accent and my husband, but for now, I will leave that alone and focus what energy I have on more positive things."

As for a future relationship with Kyle, Yolanda says Splits needs some lemons-sized balls. "The liquid courage seems to be working for Kyle. I truly hope maybe one day she will actually have the balls to sit face-to-face with me and tell me instead of everyone else how she really feels about me." 

Yolanda doesn't stop there! "Kyle’s perception of Lisa’s and my friendship is the same perception of our conversation in Paris, which in both cases is wrong." 

Yolanda maintains that not only is the Paris conversation old news – like last season old news – it simply isn't true! "The Paris conversation in this boring debate took place one-and-a-half years ago, and it will forever more be her word against mine. But honestly, she must have nothing more substantial going on in her life to still be feeling the need to talk about this."

"It’s interesting to watch her try to minimize my relationship with Lisa and obsessively try to attack my integrity as a human being. How many times can you call someone a liar in one episode? Most psychologists would call that projection," Yolanda points out.

And while the upcoming season seems to point at serious fraction between Yolanda and Lisa, they've either worked it out or Yolanda is standing firm for now by adhering to the season's timeline. 

"I am proud of Lisa for getting the opportunity to be on Dancing With the Stars and I am excited to see her compete. Gleb is probably more than any of us middle aged woman can handle!!!" 

Of course, she does make a little dig (an obvious dig!) at Lisa's spinoff! "I don’t really understand how our show gets mixed in with Vanderpump Rules, but my only comment is, I’m wondering why Scheana is still working for Lisa? wouldn’t you think you would fire someone if you found out they destroyed your best friend’s marriage?"

Well, just because Scheana makes bad personal decisions, doesn't mean she's a bad employee – and by the looks of it Lisa needs all the decent employees she can get in that place! 

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