However, one cast member is single, and that is Scheana Marie. Her dating life on the show has been pretty quiet so far. All we’ve seen is her sexually harassing hanging out with Adam Spott. I wonder if Adam can hang a TV in seven minutes? Recently, Scheana’s love life has been in a status of, “It’s complicated.”
I personally think all Brittany’s sudden health problems are a psychosomatic response to realizing she’s engaged to Jax Taylor!
Other things happened, though. Like I cannot look at Beau Clark without seeing a grubby, truck stop dirtbag. His pasty, grimy pits and flabby arms hanging out of that dirty tank top as he swung around a handle of tequila Stassi Schroeder was bedazzling for Scheana Marie as a peace offering was… well all the karma Stassi has ever deserved. Beau seems sweet and very nice, but he joins the unhygienic mass of menfolk on this show who look like walking staph infections and probably need their own file at the CDC.
These days it seems like the words “Lisa Vanderpump” are a trigger among Bravo viewers. Her army of fans will adamantly defend her whenever they have the chance. Her haters will call her out whenever they can think of a reason.
And that’s where Brandi Glanville comes in. Again. Not only that, but she reignited the previously squashed beef with Scheana Marie. They infamously feuded for years, which makes sense since Scheana had an affair with Brandi’s ex-boyfriend. And now, Brandi is throwing Scheana back under the bus just take another jab at LVP.
James Kennedy is a man of two strides forward (like a mini pony, not horse); two strides back into the time-out pen because he can’t play with the other horses without nipping their flanks and kicking up manure.
TomTom is about to open and Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz decide to celebrate by taking a pre-professional people vacation. And what a long strange trip it will turn out to be! As Lisa Vanderpump said, “Sometimes trial has error.”
Tonight is the episode of Vanderpump Rules I have personally been waiting for ever since Stassi Schroeder started dating Patrick and Katie Maloney found Stassi’s rusty bitch crown in the dumpster behind SUR and tried to make fetch happen.
Katie is a poor imitation of Stassi in her prime, namely because Katie is mercilessly mean without provocation or wit, but tonight – TONIGHT! – our brave little warrior Tom Sandoval goes against the evil that is facing him and tells Katie exactly like it is!
First, Brandi felt the need to confront SURver Scheana about Scheana’s romantic relationship with Brandi’s then-husband, actorEddie Cibrian. Their discussion during Season 4 of RHOBH was awkward! Then Brandi became angry at her former bestieLisa Vanderpump because LVP didn’t give Brandi a heads-up when Scheana Marie was going to be present at events. In April of 2018, Brandi even briefly quit her Brandi Glanville Unfiltered podcast when she learned that Scheana Marie was given her own podcast by the same company. So these ladies were competing in both business and the Eddie Cibrian department.
Well, this power couple is about to get tested. Tom 2’sroommate wife, Katie Maloney, recently got James Kennedy fired from SUR because he fat-shamed her. This did not sit well with some of the cast, namely Billie Lee. She has been very vocal about the matter. In next week’s episode, Tom 1 steps up to defend James and calls Katie a bully for her actions. Tom 2 is not going to be happy!