Oh geez, Amber Marchese turned to her Real Housewives of New Jersey blog to
give insight talk about herself and gush over her husband. That’s right, Amber treated us to two ridiculously long pages of rehashing her drama with Nicole Napolitano, bragging about how kind, straight forward, and honest she is, and defending hubby Jim Marchese‘s honor. After two pages, Amber finally touched on this week’s scandalous episode.
First, Amber felt the need to respond to Nicole‘s previous blog. Nicole wrote: “It was hard for me to go back to that happy place this week due to the negativity in Amber’s blogs this season and both Amber and Jim’s comments on social media. There’s a difference between right and raunchy, and my children do not need to be subjected to their vile and inherently evil comments.”
“All of my blogs thus far have been a reflection of my feelings and of my perspective on the situation at the time it occurred,” shared Amber. “If I am angry, I will say. If I need to call bullsh– out when I see it, I will and will always call it how I see it. I am straight shooter and very honest. There is not a single manipulative or lying bone in my body, and I stand behind every action that I have done in my entire life, both the good or bad decisions that I have made.”
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Amber insisted her apology to Nicole was sincere, but as she has watched the season unfold…
“It still irks me to no end how Nicole acted completely shocked and surprised when Melissa told her what I had heard. It doesn’t make sense, Nicole has publicly admitted to being with a married man who was separated from his wife at the time! Nicole acknowledges she dated him and that this was right before she met Bobby. How could she have been so shocked and appalled? Why didn’t she simply say, yes I dated Gary, but he was separated.”
Addressing the twins directly, Amber wrote, “Here you go, I’m calling your B to the U to the double L sh– … bullshi–!”
“And please, for the love of God, both Nicole and Teresa need to stop referring to me as evil. I am not an evil-doer, I don’t have weapons of mass destruction, and I don’t order sharks with freakin’ laser beams on their heads to kill innocents. Get a grip! I heard Nicole slept with a man who was technically still married, and guess what, she did! Call it what you like. But both TeResa and Nicole acted like children to be cool in front of their new friends.”
Amber added, “As far as my tweets on Twitter. I do not post mean comments that are verbally attacking anyone or are abusive. I state facts as I see it and I only retweet comments that have a good point of view. If they are mean, I do not engage. It is not kind, and I will not engage in that, so please do not send nasty tweets to me about anyone.”
Next, Amber turned her attention to Jim. His Twitter activity, um, is a different story, and he’s reportedly been suspended at least once for abuse.
“You might have seen Jim on Twitter [@jlmarchese111] as well. He is definitely a different cat than me. I truly have the ability to forgive and forget when I feel that apology is real. Jim has an ‘eye for an eye’ mentality. Once you cross Jim, that’s pretty much it. Contrary to what you have seen so far, Jim is truly a man of his word, honorable, and will give you the shirt off of his back. He is just no nonsense when it comes to certain matters.”
Yeah, Jim will give us his shirt, to prove how kind he is, after he SUES US for OUR OWN shirt. Okay, Amber.
“I have seen Jim get hurt on so many occasions when he tries to help others. He had been nothing but kind to TeResa, Rino, Nicole, and especially Bobby. They screwed him over for no reason other than to be popular. Bobby knew what kind of cases Jim worked. Jim asked Bobby not to put him in a bad position and not to embarrass him. Crossing Jim for the entire world to see is like opening the gates of hell. And I assure you the gates are wide open. Jim will expose everyone for who they are and call them out on the wrong they did. He does not care about being popular with the group.”
Amber continued, “I might not agree with everything he says and does, but I do very much respect him. I respect his point of view, it is extremely rational without over-the-top emotion – unlike me.”
“Now on to the rumor heard around the world. It is ironic that this episode aired on August 24. Because August 24, 1812 was the anniversary of the burning down of the White House, and over 200 years later, we just witnessed Victoria Gotti burn the house of Napolitano/Aprea down to the ground. I’m kidding, but seriously, you can see my absolute shock when I was told this. I remember feeling a range of feelings: Was this joke on me? Was this a test to see what I would do with the information? Was this Rino just spouting out stupidity? Was this a joke on Victoria?”
HAHA – does anyone care enough about Amber to “test” her?
“I have to say, Victoria did seem sincere, so at first I thought that this was your typical ‘your mama’s so fat’ joke from Rino, however, there was never an ‘I’m just kidding’ follow up. Either way, I am wearing my hair in a bun for the rest of the season just in case now that I know the consequences of the deplorable offense of hearing a rumor. Jim purchased state of the art ear plugs and Kevlar plated hair nets for Valentine’s Day. What I do with this rumor well… stay tuned! The Dunkin Donuts and the post office will never be the same.”
Last, Amber dedicated her blog to Melissa Gorga‘s aunt.
“I would like to dedicate my blog to Melissa’s aunt. I know how much she meant to Melissa and her family. It was always so amazing to me that she looked so much like Melissa’s mom even though she was her father’s sister. My heart goes out to the family. Cancer bites.”
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