Oh Southern Charm SavannahâŚ.yâall need a lesson in dinner parties and The Glass Menagerie from folks who know. Last nightâs episode was a master disaster disguised as a dinner party from hell. Yâall need to step up your game! But letâs get started with the recap, shall we?
In light of the recent fire (no pun intended), Ashley Borders and her friend Zia welcome a Gullah priestess to her home to bless the home and read the energy of the third floor. She prays in the room and releases the spirits to the other side. Before the Gullah priestess leaves, she reads Ashleyâs palm and hints that big things are in her future. This news gives Ashley a glimmer of hope, and asks about the future of her marriage with Dennis, her high school sweetheart. Without missing a beat, the woman tells Ashley she hasnât met her soulmate yet. Iâm so glad that âsoulmateâ wasnât a drinking game word last night, or the Southern Charm franchise would have killed me.
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Hannah Pearson wants to start a dress label, and Louis takes credit for inspiring her with his sock label. The couple peruse a local fabric store, and Hannah announces that Daniel Eichholz is planning a fun beach party to bridge the gap between Ashley and the group. Louis hopes this will resolve the Ashley gossipâŚlike she faked the fire and, my personal favorite, sheâs a baggage handler for Delta. That evening, Ashley and Dennis attempt dinner for their son Izzie. He totally steals the show with his smart ass antics. He hates bats and spicy food. Thereâs your future Tinder profile, kid! He peaces out, leaving Ashley to broach the subject about their relationship status with Dennis by revealing the Gullah healerâs revelation. He tells her he enjoys living with her and she shouldnât look to upset the apple cart. They have a good, comfortable thing going, right? Ashley wants passion and romance, and Dennis wants to avoid all future deep conversations with his wife. Ashley reveals they only married so they could live together as a family in Dubai, not because they were in love.
The group heads toe Tybee Island for some beach shenanigans, and Catherine Cooper doesnât seem to be fazed by Lyle Mackenzieâs absence. Happy wants the details on Nelson Lewisâ relationship with Kat, and Danielâs friend is shocked to learn that Nelson isnât gay. Heâs not gay, people! A drunk Ashley picks up two random Bravo plants on the beach, and after bidding them farewell, Daniel questions Catherine about her intentions with Lyle. She shares that Lyle is incredibly moody, but Daniel isnât buying it. In fact, all of Lyleâs bros have their chins on the floor when Catherine gives her number to the two muscly beach goers.
Meeting with a local dressmaker, Hannah is excited to execute her vision. However, she is quickly shot down by the dressmakerâs critiques of herâŚare those sketches? When it becomes clear that the dressmaker isnât going to cater to her wrap skirt whimsy, Hannah backs out quickly from the storeâŚbut not before sheâs knocked on the head with the dressmakerâs magic wand. That afternoon, Happy McCullough joins her mother on the family dock for crabs and champagne, but sheâs met with a cold shoulder when she tries to discuss her upcoming wedding to Azam. Her mother adores Azam, but she makes no secret of her disappointment that her daughter isnât marrying a good Christian boy. Happy blames her mother for not being receptive to the planning before her mother storms off. Sheâs not Happyâs dart board, and she totally asked about the save-the-dates. Sheâs involved!
Hurricane Matthew is approaching, but Catherine and party planning pal Brandon are prepping for a fancy dinner party. Catherine is looking forward to using the meal as a reason to put Ashley in her place for complaining about being a mean girl victim all over town. As if she heard her frienemyâs words, Ashley is getting Botox in anticipation of the storm party, and sheâs complaining to the spa technician about feeling ostracized from the group. What a small world, guess whoâs brother is best friends with Lyle? The Botox girl, of course (!), and she asserts that her brother has always wondered if Catherine is faithful to his friend. Ashley loves learning this gossip almost as much as she likes playing the victim and stripping on the golf course. Oh, and FYI, yâall should evacuate.
Catherine is hosting her friends at her parentsâ house. Forget Matthew, there is a storm aâ brewinâ at this dinner party. Ashley arrives, and Louis canât quite get over Ashleyâs fur coat. Itâs not that cold. Daniel admonishes his friend for not giving Ashley a fair chance, but itâs Lyle who dives in by asking Ashley what she does for a living. Not getting the answer he desires from Ashley, Lyle moves on to Nelsonâs livelihood when they sit down for dinner. Daniel jokes that Nelson believes in alternative facts, but Happy accuses him of changing the subject when anyone questions him about that one time he impersonated a Congressman and screamed at a cop. Ashley isnât on board with this pack mentality attacking her friendâs character. He seems to be handling it quite fine on his own, so I think itâs more that Ashley isnât on board with not being the center of attention.
Ashley quickly stands and loudly reminds the guests that she has dirt on everyone if this is how theyâd like to play. Ashley makes a giant speech about why she left Savannah and this high school BS as Happy rolls her eyes. Lyle smirksâŚhe is dying to ask her if sheâs a baggage handler. She turns her anger to Hannah, threatening her that she knows her secrets and complaining that sheâs not over strip golf. Hannah is stunned by Ashleyâs hypocrisy. She claims that she wants people to bring issues to her and not talk smack behind her back, yet Hannah is the only one who did just that. Daniel stands up for Hannah, calling Ashley overly aggressive, and Catherine speaks up to say sheâs been gossiping about Ashley, but only because there are so many rumors swirling. DOES SHE WORK FOR DELTA? Why yes, yes she does. Five hours a day, two days a week. Hardly a job! Plus, she doesnât live off daddyâs money like this crowd. Plus, she isnât embarrassed by this not even a part-time job.
Ashley would tell anyone about Delta if only theyâd ask. Lyle interrupts to remind her he did askâŚabout twenty minutes ago. He admits he even asked just to bait her. No one is concerned about how she makes her money, but she isnât being honest. Lyle sells salon products, for goodness sake! He doesnât care! Ashley then announces that the word on the street is Catherine is cheating on Lyle. Catherine quickly tries to diffuse the situation before Ashley can say anything more. Canât they all just get along? Sheâs for letting bygones be bygones if Ashley will just stop talking! As Lyle laughs about this revelation, Brandon lays the cards on the table. Heâs heard that Ashley has an open marriage. As she stutters through a âum, no, well, no, not really, noâ he wonders aloud if the fire was real. Ashley is appalled people would think sheâd lie about her sonâs well-being. Daniel decides now is the time to air his grievances about Nelsonâs Yiddish slurs. Lyle sputters a âthatâs so racist, broâ while Nelson stares like a deer in headlights. Catherine seems slightly relieved to have the attention off of her for a second, and Iâm pretty sure sheâs praying for Matthew to hurry its ass up!
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