Everlasting trainwreck Jenelle Evans has a new man, but the same old habits! Since ditching GTJ (Gym, Tan, Jail) Nathan Griffith she’s moved on with David Eason. David is allegedly another ex-con with custody issues, and she’s already spending every waking moment with him it seems.
The Teen Mom 2 star has been touting her love for boyfriend of 16 minutes David on social media. Unfortunately a recent date was spent with Jenelle in the hospital. True love waits… beside you in the emergency room!
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange Countyshould just become Sister Wives married to Brooks Ayers. Literally all they do is talk about him! Obsessed is putting it mildly. Unfortunately, Jesus is also being dragged into this. Save yourself Jesus, let “Saton” have the others.
According to Vicki Gunvalson, Satan (pronounced as “Saton”, which rhymes with Louis Vuitton) has infiltrated Coto and its surrounding enclaves (and Shannon Beador‘s anal cavity) to create confusion. Vicki say: Saton loves confusion! Saton say Real Housewives confused about being good friend. Yes, Saton is writing his own misfortune cookies now.
Let’s get this started! Briana is visiting, and since Brooks has been shipped off to a Motel 6 (or Jeana Keogh‘s abandoned storage shed), Briana, Ryan, and their sons are staying at Vicki’s. Home is where the heart is… unless Brooks is on the premises.
The OG of the OC spent the weekend with some of her real friends – the ones she doesn’t share a camera crew with – doing a detox retreat at the glamorous Bacara Resort. After washing a certain no good man out of her hair maybe Vicki wanted some rejuvenating?
After the resort, feeling in a euphoric state of mind, Vicki dished on everything happening in her life; from the reunion, her friendships with Shannon Beador and Tamra Judge, her relationship with Brooks, and what’s in store for her (hint, hint – possibly a spinoff!), and even her past.
Meghan King Edmonds isn’t letting the threat of a potential lawsuit stop her! Last week Brooks Ayers revealed he sent Meghan a cease & desist letter warning her that if did not stop accusing him of faking cancer she would face a lawsuit, but Meghan isn’t worried.
Last night on Manzo’d With Children Bravo’s bootleg version of Cheech & Chong traveled to Colorado for a “Cannabis Tour.”
Businessman eccellenza Albie Manzo is marketing his grow-fast plant spray but business is “all about relationships.” Apparently spuriously calling pot growers from the phone in mommy’s craft room does not gain one customers.
Therefore Albie heads to Colorado with No. 1 sidekick Christopher. If you, in your mind, were imagining escapades, prepare to be disappointed. There were neither debaucherous hi-jinks, actual drug use, or attractive men boys.
Christopher envisioning that weed distributors are much like Tony Montana is bringing mace and a rape whistle. Albie tells Caroline not to worry: “If you ever want to see me get out of this house, this trip is my opportunity.” As Albie utters these ominous words, the beginning chords of The Beastie Boy’s ‘SABOTAGE’ starts playing in my head. Because… Newsflash! Caroline doesn’t ever want to see Albie leave her nest. Which is why he’s still eating off a monogrammed placemat and storing his sweaters in his childhood toy box.
Leah Messer has had quite a year, but now that she’s been through rehab therapy she’s all about love! And light! And positivity! Except when it comes to shading Corey Simms and his wife Miranda.
In a Q&A from Facebook, Leah answered viewer questions about this season of Teen Mom 2, her new totally amazing life, but still doesn’t address the allegations about cheating and drug use. Because nothing is ever Leah’s fault. Except for the time the Quick-E-Mart ran out of Cheetos – yes, that was her fault. The girls needed dinner, y’all!
Referring to treatment, not rehab, as the “greatest experience” of her life, Leah learned sooooo much! She even confesses, “I wish I would have went to a treatment facility after my first divorce.”
Kim Fields is the new addition to Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And from the beginning she’s seemed an unconventional choice. During filming she has been keeping a low profile – rumors even circulated that Bravo was worried the former child star was too hesitant to kick up drama. Hence the decision to re-insert such players like Sheree Whitfield into the mix.
But perhaps a low-key, intellectual, family-centered Housewife is just what this show needs to steer it away from overblown drama brought by girls looking to restart sagging careers. “Maybe I’m bringing something different to this party,” Kim suggests.
“I went into this with no real expectations or judgements,” insists Kim. “I promise you, every one of my reactions is real.”