Real Housewives Of New York – when it’s too hot in the city, despite the arctic winter chill, escape to the islands of Turks and Caicos but bring the arctic chill with you! I truly did love this episode – it was old times RHONY – real friends, serious drama that wasn’t fake or fabricated, yet light-hearted frivolity and laughs.
I’ve come to love the friendship of Bethenny Frankel and Luann de Lesseps. I think they deserve their own bestie name: Bethann? Luannethy? I’ve also come to accept Kristen Taekman as being silent, but necessary – her facial expressions are the omnipotent narrator and her outfits are a pleasant diversion from such atrocities as macramé, lucite stripper heels, or neon yellow bikinis purchased from the MTV Spring Break store in 1993.
Real Housewives Of Orange County is a world unlike any other. It is a world in which one hires a premiere cake creator to design a cake shaped like a bottle of champagne. Then one reserves a seat on a private jet to fly said cake to the launch of their said champagne. Then, come to find out, the cake is actually fake – as in not really a cake, but a Styrofoam mold that resembles a cake, and the champagne is not really champagne, but a bubbly wine. Why so much precaution over a fake cake? Styrofoam robustly withstands grubby, unskilled hands of kindergarten crafters like Meghan Edmonds, so certainly it doesn’t need a seatbelt on a private jet, or it’s own personal valet. That’s just one of the many things that ponders me from last night’s episode. There are many, many more…
Heather Dubrow is headed to Napa to launch her champagne, which is not actually champagne, because it is not produced in France, therefore it must be called “Methode Champenoise.” Basically it’s bubbly wine. And calling bubbly wine “methode champenoise” is like calling a car port a “porte-cochere.” You can put fondant on a Styrofoam mold, but it’s still Styrofoam mold! Heather – accept it: you made a designer wine cooler!
Vicki Gunvalson is standing by her man and slamming naysayers who accuse Brooks Ayers of faking cancer! Brooks may be broker than a joke, but he certainly isn’t depraved enough to fake terminal illness, people! #NoICantBelieveThisIsAStorylineEither
This season Brooks comes under fire from Vicki’s fellow Housewives – specifically newbie Meghan Edmonds – who accuse him of making the whole thing up! Even Vicki’s daughter Briana even begins to question Brooks’ diagnosis and confides in Tamra Barney that she believes he may not really be sick!
The official word is that Kody divorced Meri to legally marry Robyn so that her children by a previous marriage could be adopted. It had absolutely nothing to do with Robyn being younger, hotter, and still enamored with Kody’s hair. Last week Kody and Robyn announced their second pregnancy.
The newest offspring will be Kody’s 18th(!!!!) and Robyn’s 5th. Fans of the show have been eagerly waiting for Meri to issue a reaction. Meri struggled with infertility; she and Kody only have one child, Mariah, who is currently in college. However Meri’s reaction to the pregnancy news was drama-free and polite.
According to sources, the network just doesn’t feel Kristen is the right fit for RHONY and this may be Little Miss Prettttttttty’s last season. Hopefully this whole nail polish mogul thing takes off! Sources reveal that Bravo is largely satisfied with the revamping of this season, but there’s too many Housewives and the network already has restructuring in the works for next season. Gee – maybe another friend of Bethenny’s?!
Clawdia went big – and she went home. The ambitious newbie Housewife tried to set NeNe (and her wig) straight last season, but it didn’t do much to secure her place. Amid drama with biased producers (who also got fired) and fighting with NeNe, it seems Claudia’s firing was imminent. And hopefully she takes her toes with her!
Reality Stars celebrate Father’s Day the same way they celebrate every other day – with social media pics! A slew of reality stars like Lisa Vanderpump, Khloe Kardashian, Melissa Gorga and more shared tributes to the men in their lives. Below is a roundup of our favorite reality stars celebrating Father’s Day. Enjoy.
Above, Shannon Beador shared a photo of her husband David and their daughters, “Fathers Day Beador Bowl-a-thon! Daddy won!”
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The Teen Mom 2 star recently leaked that she was given the opportunity to become an adult film star! Oh think of the possibilities… On twitter, Jenelle shared she got offered a porno deal “last week” but ultimately “told them no thank u.”
Gee… that may be the first good decision she’s ever made. I mean think of how Jenelle’s children could be affected – and that’s always her primary concern, right?!